What would the first game be?

>>509830347 (OP)
not eating fast food for 2 hours

>LA
and it will actually be a reality show

>>509830347 (OP)
Trannies? Blacks?? Token Indian!’???
It will have it all

>>509830347 (OP)
I don't know but only white men will be killed.

>>509830347 (OP)
Name 5 countries

>>509830347 (OP)
>squid game
Is it worth watching?

This seems very important.

>>509830521
I like it. This American one will suck though.

a transgender nigger will be the saviour of the main character just like how cucked the gay gook version is

>>509830521
There will be an Israeli who is former IDF and will use her training to Btfo out of the antisemites while overcoming her ptsd, I 100% bet on it

>>509830347 (OP)

that show is an energy sink for weak impulsive people to feel better about themselves - it reminds me of that HBO show that existed back in the 2000s "Six Feet Under" where every character in the show was a selfish piece of shit - just endless low life back stabbing of each other - all the narcissists eat that shit up

go outside, find loot, die, respawn.

r3p3at.

>>509830587
you like trannies yeah?

>>509830505
Canada, Mexico, Africa, Israel, Europe

>>509830604
Hmm just like me

>>509830347 (OP)
Name 3 countries in Europe.

>>509830347 (OP)
I hope there's great representation and diversity for accurate jungle conditions.

hopefully its george droid trying to win the games all while bill gates upgrades his fent reactor to get him through would be pure kino

>>509830347 (OP)
>first game
>name 3 countries
>anyone who says a state/continent gets shot

>>509830347 (OP)
nov 2025:
"Cate Blanchett exits Squid Games USA following troubled production rumors"

>>509830347 (OP)
>American Squid game
isnt that just life in the US?

>>509830347 (OP)
>Black Friday: Players are placed at the start of an arena with one entrance and fight over a TV. Anybody not touching the TV when the timer runs out will be shot
>Guess the Tip: Players are given an envelope with number written on a piece of paper on it, and players must calculate 30% of that number within 5 seconds. Players who give an inaccurate number or who run out of time will be shot
>Healthcare Hustle: Players are given a manilla envelope with a hospital bill on it, and must calculate the actual final total after insurance within 12 seconds. Players who guess the wrong total or who run out of time will be shot
>Players will be presented with designated gathering spots marked “School”, “Church”, “Gas Station”, and “Grocery Store”. All players who are gathered in a randomly selected spot will be shot, after which players can choose a new spot or stay in their current one
Players are reminded that 23% of all winnings will go to the Israeli Defense Fund.

>>509830347 (OP)
It's going to be terrible. Them all being Korean and of the same culture is a massive part of the point of the original. They will Jew it up and it will make zero sense. It's just going to be hunger games with hop scotch.

>>509830347 (OP)
Why not just do it for real? They would literally fill up in minutes.

>>509830347 (OP)
>>509830440
>>509830859
GAME 1: ESCAPE THE UNDERGROUND (((TUNNELS)))

>>509831052
Kek maybe if it was 20 years ago and made by Mike judge

>>509830626
wtf is this?

>>509830347 (OP)
>Mutt squid game

>>509831101
Anon... They need to program the citizens first so they could accept such things. Like a bunch of good goyim cattles. Just a little bit more... And then the real one will come eventually.

>>509830347 (OP)
The first challenge is to drink water and eat a salad with minimal dressing. Then you have to watch a movie in theater and not clap when it ends.

>>509830521
squid game challenge is worth watching, imho best game show

>>509831237
how familiar are you with dadaism.

>>509830347 (OP)
fucking amateurs. L.A. was easy, New York Sucked.

>>509830521
Honestly, no. Watch a supercut of the games and you will not miss much.
The story is slow and bluepilled.

>>509830440
>eliminate everyone in the first round
That’s a terrible idea. They’ll definitely do it.

>>509830919
Do you get shot if you say Australia?

>>509830347 (OP)
The first competition will be not recognizing a pattern, and if you recognize a pattern then you get killed. That way all of the heckin evil straight whites will be killed off in the first challenge and the rest of the show can follow the other competitors who are varying non-zero levels of nigger, gay, retarded, or disabled.

>>509830440
>Europoor Squid Game
Not letting a Muslim rape your sister for 2 hours

>>509830521
nope
boring as fuck

>>509830521
Squid Game is boring af and the last few episodes are super retarded. The first couple of games are fun but it just gets dumb after that.

>>509830347 (OP)
>Female Claus Schwab

>>509830521
Don't listen to other people, it's fun.

>>509830347 (OP)
Why did they scene look like bad CGI?

>>509830347 (OP)
Resist eating this krispy kreme tm donut for 20 seconds

>>509830667
Didn't the leftoids hate him because the actor wasn't an actual troon and was just acting?

>>509830521
The first season is good. They split the 2nd season into two "mini seasons" and, without getting into spoilers, it's significantly worse than the first season

>>509830521
>>squid game
>Is it worth watching?
Season 1 is. The rest is utter shite.
S3 > S2, but that's mostly because of memberberries

>>509830626
Yeah, wtf is this?

Having to escape 20kms from a pack of niggers with knives while wearing bells on your ankles

>>509830347 (OP)
players are dropped into a Dollar Tree, they must find an actual vegetable. a potato chip with a "veggie" label doesn't count

At least were still getting 1 watchable show this year.

>>509830347 (OP)
Name five languages

>>509830521
First season of the Korean one is watchable. But I wont watch this muttificated version.

>>509832876
American
Niglish
Indian
Spanish
Yiddish

Did I win?

Damn. She's turning into gollum

>>509830347 (OP)
i have a little hope that it won't suck since Fincher is in charge but... meh

>>509832424
Fuck off back to plebbit faggot

>>509830347 (OP)
Black Friday at Walmart.

The Running of the Mutts.

>>509830347 (OP)
Wtf

>>509830347 (OP)
What happened to her face?

>>509830347 (OP)
Who cares. The main character will be an insufferable boss bitch archetype like everything else in the last decade. Hard pass.

>>509830347 (OP)
Split the group in teams of white (and white parallel aka east Asians) vs non-white.
Release the white group on a random MLK JR Blvd in any large city.

Release the brown group at a country club.

Whites win by surviving through the night. Browns are eliminated if they use the wrong silverware for first course or cause any disruptions

>>509831237
>>509832652

The American Dream

>>509833447
would

>>509830347 (OP)
Do we really need more shrimp games?

>>509831237
diversity, enrichment, etc. You should read the camp of the saints.

>>509830347 (OP)
>american squid game
>all games involve fast food
>players are awoken every morning by the sound of a car horn playing la cucuracha
>the prize is coupons for Arby's

>>509830521
As a chud perspective, no.

First game: mobility scooter race in a Wallmart. There's a limited amount of eggs on the shelf, who doesn't get any is eliminated.

Second game: survive a fentanyl hit.

Third game: hide and seek on school grounds. Seekers have glock 19s.

>>509833447
Bogged Cate Blanchett

>>509831240
kek

>>509830521
Yeah it's pretty good except for the last season which is pretty stupid

>>509833652
wtf am i looking at

>>509831790
I consider Australia the country and Oceania the continent, but knowing how Jewish and stupid the Americans would be, they'd probably consider Australia the continent, so I just don't bother saying it

>>509832512
Yeah, and he was actually masculine as fuck. Big dude. Former spec ops in the show.

>>509830667
he's actually a good character the tranny shit isn't forced so it can be ignored plus all east asian males look like women

>>509830347 (OP)
What are the games?
>You must cross Gaza without being shot?

>>509830667
All the characters look like Zora people from Zelda games.

I called it the Fish People Games

>>509830521
It's too cliched and contrived.
>bad guy about to deliver killing blow, delivers it so slowly that he can be disabled by good guy
>guy tries to warn you, dies right as he starts saying it
>there is a vote, it's a tie, drama around the tiebreaker vote
>good guy about to die, rules are broken for him to survive because fuck you
>girlboss with 0% bodyfat beats multiple men in melee combat
>episode x is about building friendship, episode x+1 forces them to fight each other
>turns out this one guy is actually your estranged family wow what are the odds
>bad guy sacrifices himself for no reason
>good guy about to do something bad but right as he's about to do it he sees something reassuring and changes his mind
Just watch the supercut. It's a good concept but has no right to be longer than five episodes. The amount of filler is staggering.

>>509830347 (OP)
DIRTY NEEDLE POKE is the first game
There will be random objects to step on, under which could be a HIV infected needle. IF you step on it you are forced to stay on the streets and not continue as you slowly die.

>>509832829
>frozen pizza is a vegetable

>>509832825
The niggers here have guns

>>509836903
>tranny shit isn't forced
yes it is, there is literally no need to add a tranny in it
>A 2024 survey among 16- to 74-year-olds indicated that around 4% of respondents identified as LGBTQ+
in the US trans make up 0.5% of the population and 8% of the US identifies as lgbt we can deduce that the % of trannies in korea is likely 0.2% and 1 in 456 (total players) is confirmed trans but for realistic comparison it should be 1 in 100 seeing as the other players dont get airtime at all, to sum it up, trannies make up way too much of the population of the show compared to the population, it should have never been in it and given such a saviour role

>>509830481
the original already does you dumbass and those characters are unironically great

clearly front man was re thinking his involvement in that final scene.

maybe american squiddy could be front man working to take down the american games, or maybe even gi-hun’s daughter using the money to find out about his past.

>>509830505
ukraine wouldn't be mentioned, thats for sure

Your new Front Man

>>509830347 (OP)
this is retarded if real. Who ever gave a shit about Squidgame?

>>509838536
0.2% is literally 1 in 500 so by your own reasoning it's proper representation
just admit you don't want trannies alive
but that character is 10/10, tasteful and earns everything they do so you're a tard

>>509830521
yeah it's fun. it went viral for a reason

>>509839390
First season was good. Second season was very meh and forgettable.

>>509830347 (OP)

>>509830347 (OP)
Have segs with troon without make barf

>>509830505
America, Mexico, Europe, Asia, Africa

>>509830521
Anything made by chinks is garbage
Yes, especially tranime.

>>509833447
cate blanchet is absolutely fuckable. get out of the forest mushroom gnome nigger

>>509831240
It's the final challenge so nobody ever wins the prize and it's all sent to Israel and a letter is read stating that the presumptive champion wanted every penny to go to the IDF and the Holocaust Reparations fund (the year is 2130).