Thread 509844985

>'I will not go quietly,' Gregg Wallace says amid reports he's been dropped by the BBC
https://news.sky.com/story/i-will-not-go-quietly-gregg-wallace-says-amid-reports-hes-been-dropped-by-the-bbc-13394131

>Politics latest: UK and France will make 'tangible results' on migration, President Macron says
https://news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-starmer-small-boat-crossings-macron-state-visit-the-king-12593360

>Norman Tebbit dies aged 94
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/07/08/norman-tebbit-dies-aged-94/

Nadia Hussains pussy

went to the venison festival
it was all a bit deer

stay cool tomorrow

>>509845938
I'm not playing this game

scran

>>509845972
got stuck at a memorial for extinct birds
there weren't any flights

Baking

sex

>>509844985 (OP)
why is is face made from two different faces? Which one is the letcher?

>>509845938
I went to a sheep festival. It was barring (boring)

>>509845938
I'm a ruminant on this pun all evening

>>509846076
walace 1?

>>509846001
benniemongs will never experience the joys that come with a lifetime of hard work like this woman does.

>auto filters already completed the mong ITT
kek

>>509846076
or walace 2?

>>509846098
i shagged the sheep at the sheep festival and got barred

>>509846072
That's a doll

>>509846072
you got a rubber sex lass on PIP?

fucking postie just delivered my parcel to the neighbour when I'm in, didn't even try my door

I fought the law and the law won, but it was shariah law so everything was good in the end. Insha'allah

>>509846366
bunch of brown bastards the lot of them

>>509846366
he was probably shit scared to knock on because of your hardman reputation

>>509846195
>>509846410
kek

>>509846001
>>509846149
>>509846049
I also like baking

>>509846366
>parcel chat
Save it

>>509846072
(You)'ve never had it (except with your grandad)

>>509846643
Done him

> NEW: The OBR have said the transition to Net Zero will cost £803 billion by 2050
>It says 2/3 of this cost is due to “lost tax receipts” mainly from the reduced fuel duty income
Cheaper to dim the sun desu

Got a pull-up bar. Will get it delivered later.
Will post pic once installed. Reckon the goblin will have a proper 12 hour melty.

I'm still saying things in the other thread
>>509846603
>>509846735

>>509846643
not true
The drunk his mum kicked him out with also had a shot, Dominance thing

>>509846779
Didn't ask

me car can shoot missiles backwards and has guns in the wheels

>>509846779
I asked

Evening cunts.
Had a good day?

509846977
>I asked

LMFAO look at this screenshot boggy posted in the other thread
its built like him
>>509846547

Morning lads

If this place is the arsehole of the internet then jnigger is a tapeworm hanging out of it

>>509847067
Yes.

Go to a supermarket in Dublin, Indian staff
Go to a supermarket in Galway, Indian staff
Go to a supermarket in London, Indian staff
Go to a supermarket in Vienna, Indian staff
Go to a supermarket in Mallorca, Indian staff
Go to a supermarket in Fuerteventura, Indian staff
Go to a supermarket in Rome, Indian staff
Go to a supermarket in Tokyo, Indian staff

>>509847057
Proper

>>509846917
You come to this thread, you ask.
>>509846977
Ask and ye shall receive.

>>509847143
lol what a techlet spastic he really is

>>509847289
>Ask and ye shall receive.
^^

https://xcancel.com/faisalislam/status/1942505051202937112#m
>OBR fiscal risks report:
>- Triple lock is costing treble what it was initially assumed to cost when introduced in 2012…
>- £15.5bn a year rather than £5bn a year and is
>- State Pension on course to cost 7.5% of the UK’s entire GDP within 50 years, was 2% in 50s, now 5%
>UK public finances in “relatively vulnerable position”…after governments reversed plans to consolidate public finances repeatedly including abandoning planned spending reductions, meaning “substantial erosion of UK’s capacity to respond to future shocks”
Give boomers your entire wallet, NOW!

>>509847295
This, blatantly exposed yourself as a techlet spastic once again

>women being posted
No wonder gobbo is having a melty. Anything hetero gets him irrationally angry.

This is what Guardian writers think the London tube is like. A diverse, multicultural melting pot where people of all races laugh and joke and hold hands and sing "kum-ba-ya" together, whereas the reality is:

>only 1 or 2 whites in the carriage
>BAMES shouting into their phones on speakerphone
>nigger smoking weed or crack
>schizo homeless person ranting about killing people
>everyone else silently staring into their phones trying their best to ignore these things

This is North Korea levels of propaganda now, how can these people be this far divorced from reality.

>>509847466
He prefers his grandads cock. He's a family boy.

raid

Come over to /biz/ sometime if you're not a homosexual doomer

>>509847532
>nog woman with a suitcase
Seems realistic to me

All josh needs is an actual friend. Then he wouldn't even need to do this, even just a mate on Brit/pol/.
I'm willing to take up the call.
How's it going Josh?

>>509847614
>jeetcoin scam board
No thanks.

>>509847532
Where's the primed and ready to go suicide bomber?

>>509847655
alri la
sound yanno
wbu?

Cue in for gobbo spamming BBC porn, his kosher homosexual genes can't stand the sight of white women.

>>509847691
Okay homo

>>509847773
SAAR! I am havings the new coin. Buy now feel like a Brahmin!

>>509847733
We both got digits. Not bad, gobs. Finished work, had a pizza. Got jiu jitsu later.

>>509847773
porn is cucked
You're giving money to other men to film other men having sex.
Bit cringe

>>509847849
knew it was you baldrick you prick

>>509847849
>Got jiu jitsu later
Reckon you could fold gobbo like a towel?

>>509847863
Yeah even if it's free, you're giving your vital life force energy. Your vril.
So bad for you mentally.

>>509847905
Got a full head of hair for a while now mate.
>>509847910
Easy af.

>>509847271
>Entire gallery.
Must be 15 Mb memory card I guess…..

>>509847961
You should focus that energy on your job instead. Work hard. Make your boss proud. Pay your taxes. A man needs nothing more in life.

mfw 2 birds from the council have been going round my estate putting stickers on wheelie bins saying to stop putting empty nitrous oxide canisters in your bins please

They're fucking up the machinery at the recycling plant apparently. The problems wagies have to deal with whilst wage slaving I couldn't even imagine

>>509848029
You the guy on the left? grim

>>509847655

I'm convinced Josh isn't an actual person and is a fictional persona created by the government, much like the "Goldstein" character in 1984, as a target for the plebs to seethe at while they ignore the grim reality of the state of the country

>>509848012
I'm not your mate you sly cunt
bore off
I saw you being ratty about me a while ago
there's a reason I've not addressed you since
filtered

>>509847961
Also the long tradition of jews and muslims keeping sex slaves, if you look into all publication you'll find both.
And both with all slavic drug addict porn stars.

Andrew Tates and the likes, "merchants"

Cuck industry for the weak (jews/muslims)

Proper sausage fest in here kek
inabit

>>509848050
She'd get it

>>509848104
You have no mates, not even online ones

>>509848038
Arbeit macht frei. I get the feeling your on the dole though.

>>509848089
Stupid newfag.

>>509848102
"Josh" is a 77th brigade discussion disruption persona just like Eddie was.

>>509848218
>doesn't deny it
Grim, you truly are a josh-tier lolcow ngl

>>509844985 (OP)
Ate big pasta meal then dog walk with rumbly tummy
Dubles if ima shit myself

>>509848102
Yeah could be. Who knows at this point.
>>509848104
I'm the closest thing to a friend you have. Why you mad?

>>509848154
Real freedom is knowing you might get a promotion in 5-10 years if you work hard and don't cause any trouble.

Finished dis

If I was an unscrupulous wog with no morals I'd definitely use some of the stuff in here to make some readies
Advances in techmology have really dated some of it but the majority is a good read. Low level staff are probably more stupid, gullible and ignorant today than they were when the book first came out in 2002

2 thumbs up

Fuck me here we go again

Eddie is a fat paki.

>>509848258
Of course it’s me.

>>509848258
>>509848089
>>509847466

>>509848330
>piptard impotent seethe
kek

>>509848406
Please stab yourself in the chest.

>>509848102
He's just a loser that comes here for attention. But he's brilliant and adds to this cesspool. Every 3 or 4 weeks you'll be lucky to see him make some valid political observation

>>509848258
Eddie was spamming fake paki rape gang stars for yous before jnonce knew this place existed, he's another soulless scouse scrote

>>509846001
warms the cockles of my heart this, despite her age and failing body in her heart and mind and spirit she's still a young woman.

That josh lad is quite handsome ngl

"What about white nonces?"

>>509848431
Useless newfag. .

>>509848330
I mean I'm not poor, I've got money. I have hobbies outside of work. I'm good.
Though might jew the system later on and get on the bennies.

>>509848531
Useless fat paki.

>>509848459
>Every 3 or 4 weeks you'll be lucky to see him make some valid political observation
Lmfao

genuine head cases itt

>>509848589
bogdan is shaped like a case

There's one head case, but I'm the biggest nutter

>>509848559
Kek.
You’re a moran, mate.

>>509848656
You're shaped like a dyspraxic teletubby

oh no

>>509848416
Mr. Goldblatt might give you a 2% raise in a few years if you boost your productivity by 30%. Roll up your sleeves and enjoy some good hard graft. It's what men were meant to do.

>>509848588
Glad you enjoyed my joke

>>509848713
The fact that you're still posting here after serving as the threads lolcow for years means you don't have a single ounce of self awareness and should neck you'reself.

trees are massive ent they
or at least they can be

>>509848758
Talk josh or fuck off

>>509848811
Im a protestant you mongol
Not a commie

>>509848822
I bet gobbo was too thick to understand it

>>509848871
spastic retard

>>509848713
Get a brian!

>>509848895
Don’t disrespect josh you thick cunt

We have a work doo thingy this Friday. Might go, it's an open bar. Might be a good opportunity to mingle with these birds.
May just go, have a couple whiskys, show my face and shoot. Maybe I could even take a couple whole bottles from the bar.

>>509848933
So bald and ugly, truly shaped like a blobfish

>>509848933
Checked

>>509848838
some trees are bigger than others

>>509848958
He's the least fuckable bloke in England

changed my mind about trees
they ent that big

>>509848824
The fact you’re still posting here despite outing yourself a stupid newfag means you should probably take the lead in the suicude stakes, retard.

>>509848838
7 miles of trees 2day but they were all normal size (for trees that is)

>>509848991
Post pix of yourself or fuck off
Don’t disrespect josh

>>509848758
did you just shit yourself to? Leant over to flick my fag ash in the tray next to my computer and did a falsefart.

>>509848973
Bring packet and offer some to whoever the biggest boss is

>>509849030
>no u
Wow how original.
Kill yourself you bitchtitted paki lolcow.

>>509849035
even the biggest tree is nowhere near as big as jupiter

>>509848933
You look like a jew

>>509849045
Kill yourself dago

>>509849026
He has sex all the time
Can you say the same? I seriously doubt it. Josh has sex and you don’t, incel.

>>509845947
Sure do.

>>509849101
Countrees are biggest trees

>>509849116
>wont post pic
ugly ass nigga
josh mogs u

>>509849049
no
anon
I did not shit myself too
wtf

>>509849026
>He's the least fuckable bloke in England
His grandad would disagree.

>>509848951
He won’t get it mate.

>>509849178
delete

>>509849184
Get what?

Ash shakar's feet

>>509849117
>He has sex all the time
With his grandad, yes.
He's his personal cumslut.

My appearance has sent josh into a multiple character orgy defending him. Literally held out a branch of peace and he went mental. Sad.
>Yeah josh, stop slagging josh off

>>509849030
Get the thick cunt told, Ed.
>>509849088
He’s done you.

>>509849117
Jnog is a virgin, a gay fumble in a graveyard doesn't count as sex

>>509849305
It's just dago the sad cunt

>>509849299
...should be cut off and made into ashtrays

>>509849312
>samefagging
Truly gobbo tier indeed.

>>509849354
It's all you

Dago is a paedophile

>>509849354
>>509849316
>>509849305
>>509849302
I’m gonna give you 2 minutes to delete these anti-josh posts of there will be serious problems

>>509849419
But I hate jwog?

>>509849439
I'm gonna smash your brains with a pull-up bar you retarded dago nonce

Evening lads, hope josh dies this year.

I dunno why baldrick is acting the big man when he used to text me and send voice notes
and after a few exchanges he was asking me to be his mate irl
like wtf mate
you jaded or what?
I could be a real wanker and post receits if you want
I still have the texts

Just saw an illegal on a pushbike with no shoes on. Are they scared of shoelaces?

Let's get back on track to a character we actually know and love.
Cor, what a fine outstanding gentleman.

>>509849399
Seethy, seethy bogwog.
Keep coping.

just read online that ferns are 360 million years old and sponges 600 million years old

>>509849501
>>509849506
Josh is the only person ever to post proof here that he’s had sex (multiple times)
Say sorry

>>509849540
You're bogwog tho

Jnog is a gay nonce and one of the most feeble and useless hominids ever sired

>>509849567
>he’s had sex (multiple times)
With his grandad, yes. Or more accurately, his grandad had it with him.

>>509849563
Some plants are older than others

>>509849536
it was bogdan
he's been posting a lot about velcro shoes recently, he must have lost his

>>509849518
I was friendly to you itt. You called me a prick :/

bogdan getting flushed rn, hes samefagging in max asspain mode

>>509849536
All the ones I see wear flip flops.
Grotty bastards.

>>509849566
lmfao thats my OC

>>509849663
>hes samefagging

>>509849643
>no u
Useless dyspraxic cunt

>>509849657
no you weren't you were being a condescending elitist holier than thou "I'm better than you" prick

>>509849691
OC doesn't exist. There's nothing new under the sun.

Josh = sex haver
The same can’t be said about you with absolute certainty

>>509849563
My sponges don't last anywhere near that long.

Might become a motorcycle outlaw

>>509849731
It's not hard being better than you. Literally anyone that is able to tie their own shoelaces is far over your head. Doesn't help that you're 5'7" kek

>>509849785
Based. Would you start a gang or be a lone wolf?

She would have wanted us to bill Israel for the mass immigration we've been saturated in.
It can all be fact checked backed to Israeli nationals flooding not just the uk but all Europe and america.

we should bill Israel

>>509849669
A double knot keeps an unarmed muhammed out

>>509849757
Did rHarv clock her on the nose after he saw that picture of her with a turd on her chest?

>>509849847
I REALLY want you to fart in my face

Right old namefags are shit, I'm going to be the new namefag, I'm Crabaziod hear me snip

>>509849853
It was Harv's turd

>>509849847
They’re all thick as pig shit around here.
We’ve got the bulb head ones, Somalian I think.

>>509849842
We should bill Merkel she's the one that invited infinite swarthy rapists into europe. Kalergist cunts should get gassdd

>>509849899
Which one of the mental illnesses havers are you?

My btfo gotcha post is going to be "oooh don't get snippy", when you read that you'll know you've been done

let it all out lads. get your flirting over with before they ban this place

>>509850004
Don't get snippy

>>509849899
you're not a true tripfag until you self doxx as per brit/pol/ tradition

>>509850124
horseshoe crabs are 450 million years old

>>509850098
LMFAO

>>509850070
>that's gotta pinch
When someone else gets burned.
>am in bucket lads
>I'm scuttling off

>>509850167
They're not real horseshoes.

>>509850098
>he doesn't tuck his laces down the sides
I get it
thats for advanced users with more than a single digit IQ

>>509849981
For the time being however, The cost is too much to sustain. The pound cannot maintain itself against the borrowing. The deposit is days away from liquidation.

This has to be paid with cash, Money
Gold. Turns out this blame has a claim

Bill Israel

Might become a renown esoteric Hitlerite

>>509850167
Saw one in Florida and it was like seeing an alien

>>509849950
I think they're number 2 on my most hated. My 5 most hated today are:
>Pakis
>Somalis
>Swiss
>Jews
>French/Indian tied
Will probably change in an hour or 2

>>509849537
the man's a bag o' shite
and a slurper of hebrew semen

>>509850292
i seen a crab once

>>509850172
>talk shit, get snipped

This whole general is like an Amazon crying booth.

>>509850098
This really made him seethe.

>>509850405
Fuck me sideways I'm scuttling off

>>509850421
least we have real jobs you fat clown

>>509850098
My sides

>>509850534
kek

>>509850098
Done him

>>509850525
>we have real jobs
He has to work

gobby still asks his da to wrap his velcros

>>509850098
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>509850607
Protestantism dictates a work ethic into its morality. What are you, A third wolder?

Might have sex (I won't)

>>509850098
Well done.
He's gonna be seething all night now.
Again.

>>509850692
Got more worlds than you, fanny.

>>509850098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMZZuMwC4g4

>>509850783
how do you feed yourself, are you good at anything,?
i dont understand piptards to be honest

Josh is a paedophile

>>509850952
And wears velcros.

>>509850990
wears crocs when he's out on a groom

https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc
Adp8n

>>509850874
>how do you feed yourself
There's these things called cutlery.
>are you good at anything
Lots. I have accrued assets which provide manyfold returns than working would.
>>509850990
He gets the kids to tie his laces when he's finished with them.

Interesting stuff on Lucy Connolly on Miri AFs twitter

>>509851272
kek

>got ourselves another bitcoin millionaire

thanks rishi

more roads for bames

>>509851311
that's not very interesting
here's something interesting: all sponges are hermaphrodites

>>509851369
Merry Christmas, have another pie.

Reminder that boggy plays friendship simulator with loads of third worlders by streaming wrestling lol

>>509851481
>wrestling
lmfao

I'm the real Crabaziod btw, don't listen to fakers after the clout I rep

>>509851425
>Jeet lobbies for a new road
More pavements to shit on

>>509851311
>Miri AF
who?

>>509851466
>bring forth another exquisite boy's scrotum for my inspection!

>>509851481
anytime I pop into his streams there are people being noncey and gay in the chat requesting gay porn so I leave

>>509851722
>B I G L A D ™

reddit thinks wagies should be taxed even higher and dont pay enough in tax and that taxing uber rich people is bad as they will leave. Wagies, what are your thoughts at paying even more taxes?

>>509849142
God I love greased pigs.

>>509845932
Kek is that Pinot Negro?

>>509851855
wait reddit doesn't think taxing the uber rich will work anymore? When'd that happen?

>>509845932
>>509852087
fucking
LOL

>>509851855
I feel it's only fair I pay more taxes to keep the unwell pipsters in the lifestyle they're accustomed to.

>>509851855
I think there should be a 30% tax on tax. No VAT, income tax or NI increase but instead an extra tax on it

>>509852088
seems like theyve changed their tune. Looks like wagies are going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and expect to be milked even harder.

Goys, We're all one race.. The human race

>>509852208
why should we have to toil away in unemployment whilst these people recline at their nice comfortable jobs
if anything people should have to pay to work

>>509852486
your a taig lay aboot

>>509851855
I think we should skin glowniggers alive

>>509851855
I serve the piplords

>>509852601
being unemployed is much harder than for example being prime minister or ceo of a steel company

>>509851722
look at the state of the floor, fat cunt is like a wrecking ball

>>509852783
>taig sympathy spiel ensues
I will give you free shit,
ffs

normalising chilling in rock pools near the seaside

>>509853047
i seen a crab once at the beach, not lying

no word of a lie

I'M A BRAPHOG FAT GAY NIGGER PEDOPHILE
CHILD PREDATOR NO PUSSY IN A WHILE
MY OH MY I HAVE FOUND YOU NIGGER
DONT YOU RUN FROM ME LIL NIGGER

>>509850421
perhaps sir would prefer a spell in the motivation booth?

>>509844985 (OP)
I reckon Gregg is innocent, hes weird but he ain't no criminal.

>>509850421
>>509853235
or perhaps a chance meeting with Lady Luck at Cashnado

>>509852783
I retired a few years ago, had enough passive income to live a simple but reasonably comfortable life.
Got bored as fuck and I’m now back on the career ladder.

>>509853087
No crab on god frfr

>>509853405
i'm not lying to you, i went to the beach and i saw it's claws and everything must have been what 2008

>>509853551
did the claws snip anything in half

>>509853551
This nigga scuttles up to your gf in the club and pinches her arse, what do?

>>509853689
ooh can't remember that but it definitely happened

mrjoshdavinablacked

>>509853713
that's what it looked like yeah, not lying about this, looked just like that with claws on the beach

you all wonder why we pay so much tax? because we pay for useless shit like those big dumb aircraft carriers tbqh, should scrap them along with the rest of the armed forces.

I was lying about that crab i said i seen
never happened

>>509853809
Educate yourself

Guide to Britain's crab species: how to identify and where to find - Countryfile.com

https://www.countryfile.com/wildlife/how-to-identify/guide-to-britains-crab-species

>>509853957
U wanna see a crab? Look in the mirror and turn 180 degrees

>>509853834
>those big dumb aircraft carriers
It's not that. The main issue is paying for people like jwog that have never contributed anything in their entire lifetimes.

Base base buttery biscuit base

>>509854412
This people eat a crab but a crab never claimed nothing, jbennies should be boiled alive, see how he likes it

>>509854585
>>509854103
>>509853957
what the fuck are you glownigger going on about now?
do you want me to start posting my gun design progress or something? well then, shut the fuck up

New
>>509854712

>>509854103
For me, it's the velvet swimming crab, the most alpha crab

>>509854738
>Little claw energy

>>509854795
Yeah that's a well proportioned crab ngl