>>509856968>>509857060Beat you both at 5'5". Truth is, i still had some success, although maybe 1/4 of what my mediocre completely average dude friends got, because i used to be ridiculously cute. Then i started rapidly balding at 21 and by 24 had the choice between looking like a pensioner or looking like a resident of the childrens cancer ward. Thanks dad, awesome job you did, reproducing with genes like these. Totally not quality of life ruining to be at the bottom of the physical attractiveness totem pole, somewhere just above actual cripples. Naturally all the normgroid advice of "just shave it all, it doesn't matter or at least not much" turned out to have been bullshit. Maybe it's true if you're 6'0" and actually have a face that looks like it belongs on a grown ass man but it sure as fuck matters for a babyface gigamanlet. I was translucent before and became utterly invisible when the rightly dreaded egghead syndrome became apparent a full 25 years before it does on average. Below the eyebrows i look like a 13yo boy, above them like a 60yo grandpa. Of course i just laze about, shitpost, watch entertainment and generally distract myself as time passes, waiting for death. Fuck this gay life.