Nearly a decade ago, I bought clippers and began cutting my own hair. What was initially a $20 purchase has saved me thousands over time, and still works as well as it did the day I bought it.
What other tools/skills make jews seethe?

>>509867487 (OP)
I circumcized myself at home and saved thousands

>>509867487 (OP)
I started changing my own cabin and air intake car filters for like $30 instead of paying the dealer over $100, I still like their $39.99 labor for putting my oil in though, it's a steal not having to fuck around with that bullshit.

>>509867561
Why didn't the NHS cover it?

>>509867487 (OP)
4 of these and some youtube videos. Never get raped by the mechanicjew again.

>he didn't buy a Remington
lmao you're never getting laid

>>509867657
Not a steal at all, oil change is the easiest thing ever, it's a drain and fill job. Then you can just drop your old oil off at vatozone for free. Not worth giving those jews a dime. I do my own wheel rotations as well because fuck them taking $100 bucks for swapping my wheels around

>>509867487 (OP)
Never go to the dentist again.
Get a water flosser.
Get a plaque scaper.
It'll cost you like $100.

>>509867487 (OP)
ever since i started raising carp in the crisper drawer of my refrigerator i have started hearing tunneling noises and what sounds like yiddish under my house...i'm starting to get a little worried but it's probably nothing.

>>509867487 (OP)
so you look like shit
got it

>>509867894
you can also use it as a bidet

>>509867487 (OP)
>What other tools/skills make jews seethe?

Being mexican

>>509867894
seconding this, i got one of these things and it might be the investment i've made in the last several years

>>509867487 (OP)
yea youre probably old and bald like most people here so obviously it doesnt matter

>>509867894
this is a good one. You'll be surprised by the shit is flushes out of your gums on a daily basis

>>509867961
holy shit I never thought of that, thank you anon.

>>509867487 (OP)
>cutting my own hair
You have the Incel Haircut don't you.

>>509867487 (OP)
I bought a phillips buzzer 10 years ago for my beard and it still works.

I've cut my own hair since barbers started requiring masks during covid. I end up with better haircuts and learned a valuable skill, and it costs nothing. It's great.

>>509867487 (OP)
Everyone who cuts hair around me is Vietnamese.

>>509867749
I bought the Panasonic er2403. Made in Japan, the thing is a tank. Zero maintenance beyond the occasional blow to get rid of scraglers. Small and travel friendly. Runs on 2 AAA so no jewish proprietary chargers or li-ion batteries that can't be replaced. Doesn't have as many guard settings, but I'll trade that for a product built like a brick shithouse that will last decades

>>509867749
>>509867935
>>509868234
Enjoy paying for haircuts like a retard when it takes 10 minutes to learn how to do it yourself

>>509867487 (OP)
i bought the walmart brand for $8 at first and they quit working pretty fast, i upgranded to the good oyster brand and they are 15 yrs old. 1/2" on the top and 1/4 on the sides

>>509867487 (OP)
Get one of these things, you'll never have to drive during the summer and it'll save you some doctor visits by not being fat

>>509868346
Scissors too or just buzz?

>>509867487 (OP)
Dude I thought you would shave yourself with an axe. Made by a german, sacred by a French and packed (in an nice little box) by an American. Now... Wtf.... So no one of you do? :( just these lady shavers?

How often were you getting haircuts and what kind of faggy fancy shit were you getting? I also bought clippers and cut my own hair for about 5 years now but "thousands" of dollars in "nearly a decade" is insane. What the fuck were you doing prior? A basic haircut pre-2020 was about 15 dollars even in big cities like los angeles, nowadays its still around 20 at most from what I've seen. You have saved "a few hundred" unless you were going to beauty salons like a fag or are such a feminine queermo you get a haircut every week or something.

>>509867935
>>509868045
Shalom ;)

>>509868547
I've just been not cutting my hair, period.

>>509867487 (OP)
I have not cut my hair in like 14 years maybe longer so I didn’t even have to pay the 20$ get on my level

>>509867487 (OP)
How you could take the lazy pill and let your hair grow until you're bored then cut them once every 2-3 years

>>509868721
>$ after the value

You've only been alive 14 years to begin with.

>>509868110
how does it fare compared to floss picks?

>>509867487 (OP)
Buy some of this shit and banks and governments will never be able to steal from you again.

>>509867894
I don't have one of these but I still never go to the dentist. Not one cavety in my life either.
My secret trick: brush your teeth daily, no skipping; and rinse your mouth with some water right after you made the mistake of eating sugary stuff

>>509868595
Where does a nigga even get a bicycle these days?

And by nigga I don't mean NIGGER! Which know you get bikes from other people's houses

>>509868981
Microplasticmaxxing the environment there chief

>>509867894
add
>don't eat shit junk food

>>509867487 (OP)
i guess ice cream maker

>>509867487 (OP)
Yeah, I've been cutting my hair with clippers for years. Actually became so good at it I would cut my friends hair when I was younger. They last forever too

>>509867487 (OP)
I just pull my hair back and chop it off with scissors when it gets too annoying. Been doing it for like 15 years now. Why pay a dumb bitch to cut my hair or waste time learning?

>>509869061
>implying the plastic water pump isn't releasing microplastics
?

>>509869113
Do you really eat that much ice cream to justify having an ice cream maker? How much have you saved?

>>509868595
fuck i wish i had a nice bike bros. my bike is this rusty piece of shit mountain bike with random spraypaint everywhere because i painted it 12 years ago when i was 8. i can't buy a new one because i'm trying to save up for a car
>>509867487 (OP)
how does it look when you use a high guard like an 8 guard? im considering doing this but i dont want a buzzcut just a normal short haircut

>>509867487 (OP)

They are built for planned obsolescence. Lose battery life quickly and become unsuable eventually

>>509868346
Same. Since covid my wife started just buzzing my hair. Been saving gazzilions

>>509867487 (OP)
some basic tools, and parts from breakers/scrap yards when suitable.

Most important of all, it has saved your virginigy.

>>509868547
>that hairline
This HAS to be a joke bro, please tell me this isn't you

>>509869258
This one only goes up to 5. I normaly buzz my hair with the 4

>>509867657
i can do an entire oil change myself for less than that and with all motorcraft
>>509867871
i drop my used oil off at autozone too. when they're closed. in the original containers. their bucket policy is a humiliation ritual

>>509868981
Way better. Faster, easier, more effective, and way less tedious.

>>509867487 (OP)
If it's just a buzz cut, youre getting mogged by chads. I did the same for a long time, but women love hair styled with pomade a ridiculous amount. It's why they HATE baldies.

>>509869189
you're paying money to have cancer. congrats on saving money with your hair though

My wahl is still going strong after 25 years

>>509869487
Yeah unironically though I reuse the original containers too and they take them anyway. Not going to throw away the 5 quart plastic jug that holds exactly the amount of oil I'm use for the change anyway.

>>509867487 (OP)
That’s a beard trimmer not clippers.

>>509867487 (OP)
supporting your local barber shop, where fellow white community members gather is an exclusively white civilization trait. nice try suhkdeep

Mein bester freund ist Hühnerjockey

>>509867487 (OP)
Panasonic was a great brand. I've had this guy for like 15 years now and it's still as good as new.

>>509869552
you're supposed to do both

>>509868595
I've been biking 10 - 20km almost daily for the past ten years and I'm still obese.

>>509869827
>I've been biking 10 - 20km almost daily for the past ten years and I'm still obese.
how?

>>509867961
For your pussy maybe

Homo

>>509869827
Maybe stop eating like a fat pig then.
Also lifting heavy shit helps.
Weightlifters legit eat 14 hamburgers a day and they are fit af.
Chinup bar should help. attach this to a door frame

>>509867487 (OP)
Can confirm.
I bought clippers in junior high and immediately started cutting my own hair. I wasn't too good at first, but eventually I was good enough.

I think I've gone to a barber once in the last 25 years. A bonus is that I can do it as often as I want, so I never let it grow too long and it always looks fresh

>>509869884
eating, I guess?

>>509869686
Close enough. Take the minimalist pill

>>509867487 (OP)
Awesome thread!
My gf cuts my hair and does it better than the turkshits a the barber shop, she also doesnt infect me with the nigger head mushroom thing that was goying around because of them.

I think a kitchen deep fryer would be a tool like that, costs like 20-40 bucks or so and instead of ever again going to a fastfood joint you deep fry your stuff at home in beef tallow instead of sneed oils and most importantly no blood-libel victim child meat

>>509868492
>Made in Japan, the thing is a tank
after it breaks
get $30 one any brand/no brand

hairstylist fem i knew told me to do so so i did
you will run into long lasting

>>509870123
That's mean Anon. Trying to get him to break his door frame like that..

>>509869189
hope you're not trying to pick up jailbait by quoting Nirvana songs

>>509867871
>not a steal at all
Yes it is. Fuck off, you faggot

>well all you gotta do is...
All I gotta do is pay a small amount for someone else to do it you fucking retard.
There is precisely ZERO steps of changing the oil that I feel like doing. ZERO, YOU FAGGOT. Not a single step.

>but you can save $15 by...
No, I can save a bunch of time and mess by having someone else do it. You like changing oil so much you can do mine for free. If not then fuck right off

>>509869674
hell yeah brother. and when i'm feeling lazy i just toss them bitches full in the trash can. oil comes from the earth and back it shall go

>>509869431
Are you blind or retarded?

Because you're poor and work around other poor loser people. I work in an office, all the men that still have their hair have $50 dollar professional haircuts. But hey, if you want to look like a retarded slav shitter from eastern europe, be my guest.

>>509870341
I have one and I'm 230 pounds and it's fine.

>>509870366
jesus calm down

I've done the same. Clippers on the sides until I get it to the length I like, then on the top I use scissors and a comb. I also do my dad's hair too as a NEET about once a month, I've become pretty good at cutting mens hair just on my own with no skills or training.

The only thing I cannot do on my own reliably is the back, I've tried using hand mirrors but it's still pretty hard to get it right without fucking it up so I have my dad just clean up the back once I'm done for me.

>>509867487 (OP)
This is true, but if you're going to do this, invest in some good clippers like pic related.

>>509870366
Why so defensive? If you paid for the oil and filter already you might as well just do it yourself since that's the bulk of the cost. If you can't figure out how to do a simple drain and fill that even an 80 iq meximonkey could do, just ask your wife's boyfriend to do it, he can probably turn a wrench

>>509868772
That has been 31 years unfortunately