Anonymous
ID: btVoMOjG
7/8/2025, 11:54:18 PM No.509868050
> be me
> redpilled on telegony years ago
> you know, that ancient idea that women absorb the DNA of every man they sleep with
> not just sperm
> we’re talking microchimerism, quantum-level male ghosts living rent-free in her womb
> first borns
> always the most rebellious, most chaotic
> not because they’re "trailblazers" or whatever pop-psych nonsense your therapist told you
> it’s because they’re literally a Frankenstein of their mom’s past lovers
> mom hooked up with Chad in 2009?
> guess who’s getting his defiance and shitty tattoos in 2025
> fetus absorbs fragments of male DNA like some occult sponge
and guess what? that DNA isn’t passive
> so the first kid is basically a genetic soup of betrayal
> dad thinks it’s his seed?
> it’s maybe like 40% his seed, the rest is metaphysical residue of the band guy from high school and the “phase” she had in college
> dad's raising a creature made by a council of ex-boyfriends
> they grow up and start mouthing off at 12
> won’t listen, challenges authority, always trying to “find themselves”
> yeah no shit
> they’re trying to sort through 6 different soul echoes embedded in their telomeres
> every time they say “I don’t know who I am,” that’s not drama
> that’s because their spiritual mitochondria is arguing
like a séance between frat ghosts and mid-2000s emo boyfriend
> he’s co-parenting with the psychic afterglow of Tyrone, Brett, and that guy she met at Burning Man
> second borns tho?
> clean slate
> by that point mom’s body’s purged most of the previous… “residents”
> dad’s DNA finally gets VIP access to the womb without competing with spectral sperm
> science can’t prove it yet because DARPA keeps deleting the studies
> but the ancients knew
>that’s why they were obsessed with purity, bloodline
> redpilled on telegony years ago
> you know, that ancient idea that women absorb the DNA of every man they sleep with
> not just sperm
> we’re talking microchimerism, quantum-level male ghosts living rent-free in her womb
> first borns
> always the most rebellious, most chaotic
> not because they’re "trailblazers" or whatever pop-psych nonsense your therapist told you
> it’s because they’re literally a Frankenstein of their mom’s past lovers
> mom hooked up with Chad in 2009?
> guess who’s getting his defiance and shitty tattoos in 2025
> fetus absorbs fragments of male DNA like some occult sponge
and guess what? that DNA isn’t passive
> so the first kid is basically a genetic soup of betrayal
> dad thinks it’s his seed?
> it’s maybe like 40% his seed, the rest is metaphysical residue of the band guy from high school and the “phase” she had in college
> dad's raising a creature made by a council of ex-boyfriends
> they grow up and start mouthing off at 12
> won’t listen, challenges authority, always trying to “find themselves”
> yeah no shit
> they’re trying to sort through 6 different soul echoes embedded in their telomeres
> every time they say “I don’t know who I am,” that’s not drama
> that’s because their spiritual mitochondria is arguing
like a séance between frat ghosts and mid-2000s emo boyfriend
> he’s co-parenting with the psychic afterglow of Tyrone, Brett, and that guy she met at Burning Man
> second borns tho?
> clean slate
> by that point mom’s body’s purged most of the previous… “residents”
> dad’s DNA finally gets VIP access to the womb without competing with spectral sperm
> science can’t prove it yet because DARPA keeps deleting the studies
> but the ancients knew
>that’s why they were obsessed with purity, bloodline
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