Thread 509868780 - /pol/ [Archived: 523 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:04:31 AM No.509868780
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Suppose God Himself came down from Heaven and said he'd give you the power to govern the Earth whatever way you see fit and make your own utopia, while God is busy making more beetles. What would that utopia look like?
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Anonymous ID: eDdwaTUXCanada
7/9/2025, 12:06:04 AM No.509868902
>>509868780 (OP)
Whites only no libtards.
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Anonymous ID: v2gg8dppUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:08:36 AM No.509869075
Ask god if he's all powerful why did he make a world filled with so much suffering and pain? Then ask god specifically why he decided to create all the parasites, viruses, disease causing bacteria and other harmful biological organisms that do nothing but kill and harm other life and cause it to suffer.
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Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:09:22 AM No.509869131
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>>509869075
because He works in mysterious ways
now shut up and behold his magnificent creation
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Anonymous ID: mEyFf5PAUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:12:35 AM No.509869374
>>509868780 (OP)
destroy all jews
destroy all niggers
destroy all pajeets
destroy white women
give every incel chud a cute japanese gf
Anonymous ID: USlAjVCKRomania
7/9/2025, 12:24:59 AM No.509870266
>>509868780 (OP)
All jews segregated inside India along with all indians. That entire country becomes a prison system where all criminals are sent.
Death penalty abolished, no one escapes indian hellscape, prisoners will be regularely moved to do work in factories under strict guard, forced to work like slaves for the society they tried to harm.
The rest of the globe will continue being split into nations, but immigration would be highly discouraged, for the preservation of diversity and culture we must avoid the muttification of human population.
Everyone is free to practice their own religion or belief, extremism of any religion though is a crime, forcing the propagation of one's religion on other people punishable by law.
All attempts at starting a war, or to fuel conflicts globally, regardless of the position in society of the people doing it, will be met with life in prison.
Pride parades stopped, virtue signaling stopped, all community programs towards lgbt awareness ended, HRT illegal. Different gender identities allowed in concept, but only two biological sexes/genders accepted officially, male and female. Gay/trans stuff dragged back down into taboo, just like heterosexuality is, no one needs to know what you are, who you fuck, but the people you love, oversharing this shit is the cause of all of this hate to begin with.
Global focus shifted towards funding education, healthcare, science and space travel/colonization.
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Anonymous ID: jNjs5DRJAustralia
7/9/2025, 12:28:15 AM No.509870510
>>509868780 (OP)
>Suppose God Himself came down from Heaven and said he'd give you the power to govern the Earth whatever way you see fit and make your own utopia, while God is busy making more beetles.
>What would that utopia look like?
More beetles.
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Anonymous ID: D7W5Ycpp
7/9/2025, 12:30:31 AM No.509870687
>>509868780 (OP)
>cunny
>no niggers and spics allowed
>all religion except for worshipping little girls=ILLEGAL
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Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:31:16 AM No.509870737
>>509870687
post with a real flag, coward
i know you're from Iran, germany or peru
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Anonymous ID: RkTZsqpEGermany
7/9/2025, 12:32:46 AM No.509870830
>>509868780 (OP)
Someone should ask that beaver what the purpose of this is.
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Anonymous ID: 02QmWcdtSlovakia
7/9/2025, 12:33:52 AM No.509870901
>>509868780 (OP)
Never post fucking Tulip the Beaver on this shithole board again
Anonymous ID: GcbvBVMHUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:33:56 AM No.509870905
I’d put most of you in reeducation camps.
Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:33:59 AM No.509870910
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Beaver close up_thumb.jpg
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>>509870830
Will to power
Anonymous ID: rl/Sci6KNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:34:34 AM No.509870958
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>>509869131
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Anonymous ID: D7W5Ycpp
7/9/2025, 12:35:20 AM No.509871013
>>509870737
Every fucking thread with you newfags. Go back to plebbit where you belong
>>509870830
Beavers dam
Anonymous ID: D7W5Ycpp
7/9/2025, 12:36:05 AM No.509871068
>>509870737
This is retarded anyway, no non-Americans use 4chan
Anonymous ID: fwH19wpR
7/9/2025, 12:37:28 AM No.509871161
Beavers confirmed for autism
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Anonymous ID: 0SfKBjRKUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:38:07 AM No.509871213
>>509868780 (OP)
I'd make it so everyone got along and worked together for the common Good.
I'd make zones where you could kill one another in brutal combat and then everyone resurrect fyullly healed and have bitching feasts everywhere. I'd also make magic real and make portals that allow travel to realms meant to be conquered and looted with sweet ass artifacts
Anonymous ID: TDPiyJBENew Zealand
7/9/2025, 12:38:41 AM No.509871248
>>509871161
Instinct is a strong force in all creatures, beavers build dams, niggers chimp out and try to ruin everything for everyone else. Many such cases
Anonymous ID: 0SfKBjRKUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:39:09 AM No.509871284
>>509871161
Beavers are fucking sweet and if you disagree I hope you get devoured by a horde of horny rats
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Anonymous ID: GnNVE86xUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:39:24 AM No.509871303
>>509868780 (OP)
Lil guy takes 0 breaks
Anonymous ID: wJuqyIOTSouth Africa
7/9/2025, 12:41:19 AM No.509871433
>>509868780 (OP)
More beetles. Gotta please God.
Anonymous ID: VJ2FC3tbUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:42:11 AM No.509871512
Godflesh
Godflesh
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>>509868780 (OP)
>What would that utopia look like?
>Utopia
I would torture everyone, myself included, with the maximum, reasonable punishment they deserve for every bad thing they've ever done all at once.
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Anonymous ID: fwH19wpR
7/9/2025, 12:42:37 AM No.509871547
>>509871284
Oh STFU deranged leftist psychpath
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Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:44:16 AM No.509871671
>>509871512
Christbait Slugbait
Anonymous ID: wkLB3vg0Germany
7/9/2025, 12:44:43 AM No.509871711
>>509868780 (OP)
Just like today, but with less Trump, less Isis, less woke, less Maga and less gay
Anonymous ID: netKuengPoland
7/9/2025, 12:46:00 AM No.509871811
>>509868780 (OP)
O KURWA BOBER, ALE BYDLE
Anonymous ID: NbfqYJqP
7/9/2025, 12:46:30 AM No.509871851
>>509870830
manifestation of the favstian spirit
Anonymous ID: blmcfTB2Australia
7/9/2025, 12:47:04 AM No.509871893
Sounds like Satan
Anonymous ID: netKuengPoland
7/9/2025, 12:47:12 AM No.509871901
>>509870830
>what the purpose of this is
the dam is the beaver's extended phenotype
it is part of the beaver, but exterior to his body
wherever the beaver is, he must also dam
Anonymous ID: FdswMSwXMexico
7/9/2025, 12:49:33 AM No.509872068
pcl_02
pcl_02
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I'd tell God to stop being an absentee landlord and fix shit. I'm not doing his homework or qualified to do it.
Anonymous ID: hIsHCRdCUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:49:37 AM No.509872073
>>509868902
>>509868780 (OP)
He already gave that power to Satan
The Bible is very clear, earth is literally hell and Satan is the king and ruler of this realm.
Anonymous ID: LNnmnKa8United States
7/9/2025, 12:50:35 AM No.509872131
>>509868780 (OP)
I'd beg God to take this cup from me, because I am not up to the task. If he insists, I would steal a page from the Leftovers and make everyone with skin darker than a paper bag vanish and go to another parallel Earth. Everything would sort itself out on it's own from there.
Anonymous ID: CuxhaAesBosnia and Herzegovina
7/9/2025, 12:51:54 AM No.509872242
>>509869075
If you're going to heaven for eternity, spending 70 years on Earth is nothing in comparison.
Anonymous ID: qtIBzTyl
7/9/2025, 12:52:11 AM No.509872266
>>509868780 (OP)
That castors mouth is full of so many chemicals and PFOAs right now
Anonymous ID: +N+AaKuOUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:52:15 AM No.509872273
>>509868780 (OP)
I would simply blow up the Earth.
Anonymous ID: fwH19wpR
7/9/2025, 12:53:03 AM No.509872327
I often like to daydream about having god powers. It would be nice, I'd give the people I like immortality and limited powers. Revive dinosaurs and dragons.

I'd make most of you here disappear with the snap of my fingers, because in my world, No Faggots Allowed.
Anonymous ID: v0y8+zIsUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:53:12 AM No.509872337
BigJB
BigJB
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>>509870958
Anonymous ID: 0SfKBjRKUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:53:30 AM No.509872372
>>509871547
Fuck you, nigger. If you don't love animals you're not even human.
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Anonymous ID: +N+AaKuOUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:53:34 AM No.509872375
>>509869075
Dimwit take.
All you have to ask God is why he created the eternal punishment of Hell and everything else simply falls apart.
Anonymous ID: 4dy+qn1kUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:54:14 AM No.509872424
>>509868780 (OP)
The beaver is the most adorable of the rodent family
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Anonymous ID: n+GTYOi1
7/9/2025, 12:54:14 AM No.509872425
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>>509868780 (OP)
the USA, but with every person that thinks rights are something the government must enforce, rather than something the government must not be allowed to infringe upon, deported to Mexico where they can enjoy the "positive liberties" they want without taking our "negative liberties" away from us
Anonymous ID: fwH19wpR
7/9/2025, 12:54:29 AM No.509872442
>>509872372
*snap*
Poof, you're gone libshit faggot
Anonymous ID: Iopgkmk7United States
7/9/2025, 12:54:49 AM No.509872459
>>509870510
it's the only way forward
Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:54:59 AM No.509872471
Baby beaver sucking tail
Baby beaver sucking tail
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>>509872424
true
Anonymous ID: bN9WRHcsUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:55:17 AM No.509872497
>>509868780 (OP)
>animal is forced out of his natural habitat
>feels the compulsion to start stacking things like he was intended
>"awww how cute!"
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Anonymous ID: zmYxLdPtUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:55:42 AM No.509872527
>>509868780 (OP)
Everybody would start on an even playing field. Emotionally physically psychologically. No brain tumors no chemical imbalances no ADHD no dyslexia no physical ailments paralysis Nothing like that even playing field for all people
Anonymous ID: noNayinWUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:56:42 AM No.509872602
>>509868780 (OP)
GET THE MAN SOME WOOD ALREADY
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Anonymous ID: o7YygfK/United States
7/9/2025, 12:56:46 AM No.509872610
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>>509868902
FPBP based leaf
Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 12:57:21 AM No.509872653
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Beaver makes dam_thumb.jpg
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>>509872602
Pronto
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Anonymous ID: 06lAtWiKUnited States
7/9/2025, 12:58:30 AM No.509872738
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>>509869131
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Anonymous ID: Iopgkmk7United States
7/9/2025, 12:59:37 AM No.509872820
>>509872497
that dude got a free dam in the process and here you are, damless
Anonymous ID: gYuY0my3United States
7/9/2025, 1:00:27 AM No.509872883
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>>509868780 (OP)
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Anonymous ID: xlch5oESAustralia
7/9/2025, 1:01:11 AM No.509872940
>>509870266
very good, I would also add Indian death sentence to any public servant that has been found to have deliberately lied to the public.
Anonymous ID: netKuengPoland
7/9/2025, 1:01:44 AM No.509872985
>>509872883
those are otters, not beavers
Anonymous ID: OCLcPX41United States
7/9/2025, 1:02:29 AM No.509873038
cityhill1
cityhill1
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>>509868780 (OP)
1. Create a "City on the Hill" as a monument to the unmistakable presence of God in our lives. All morality will proceed from this unmistakable presence.
2. Give humanity the prescient ability to detect lies, through pheromones, body language, intuition. You will be unable to lie to another adult person
3. Give women reason and accountability
4. Remove all negroes from the Earth.
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Anonymous ID: TqpN1cNyUnited States
7/9/2025, 1:03:14 AM No.509873097
>>509868780 (OP)
Exile all non whites and created Eden here on earth.
Anonymous ID: fwH19wpR
7/9/2025, 1:03:36 AM No.509873126
>>509872883
LMAO
Anonymous ID: YH/gTzCZCanada
7/9/2025, 1:03:51 AM No.509873147
>>509872497
Yes. How's it not cute?
Anonymous ID: 5Q5pZFj8United Kingdom
7/9/2025, 1:04:21 AM No.509873188
>>509868780 (OP)
an utter helscape i far to retarded to fix the gay shit we have done
Anonymous ID: o7YygfK/United States
7/9/2025, 1:07:20 AM No.509873402
>>509873038
>remove all negroes
>says nothing about removing jews and jeets
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Anonymous ID: FS2vUlhmCanada
7/9/2025, 1:09:24 AM No.509873567
>>509868780 (OP)
politics?
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Anonymous ID: USlAjVCKRomania
7/9/2025, 1:09:49 AM No.509873599
>>509873402
>2. Give humanity the prescient ability to detect lies, through pheromones, body language, intuition. You will be unable to lie to another adult person
to be fair, this will kill them all through either mass suicide or turbo holocausts
Anonymous ID: OCLcPX41United States
7/9/2025, 1:10:49 AM No.509873663
>>509873402
Well, we have to not be psychopaths. This may very well be a test from God, couldn't it? The provision against lying, plus the unmistakable presence of God would hopefully rein in the worst of jews and jeets, as it were. It will be an imperfect kingdom.
Fun fact: according to scripture, there will be a 1000 year reign of Jesus upon the Earth, before "A new heaven and a new earth" is made, and we are judged a second time, this time by God the Father.
Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 1:11:46 AM No.509873723
>>509873567
The concept of Utopia was one of the earliest political treatises made by the ancient Greeks.
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Anonymous ID: mlWqDafnUnited States
7/9/2025, 1:12:24 AM No.509873765
>>509869075
You should actually read the bible instead of being a stupid and smug gaytheist.
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Anonymous ID: OCLcPX41United States
7/9/2025, 1:14:21 AM No.509873895
telempath
telempath
md5: 7c70177586c4acf3ef9e416106292c89šŸ”
On a related tangent, an author named Spider Robinson wrote a book called "Telempath" that involved a post apocalyptic earth ruined by humanity gaining incredible powers of smell. They could literally smell one another lying, and couldn't stand any of the smells of civilization any longer.
Anonymous ID: IhSXMY9wUnited States
7/9/2025, 1:14:46 AM No.509873920
Shariah
Shariah
md5: 16e19ef15698ee8eba5735bd6e8da2afšŸ”
Utopia is a satirical term in origin. God has already given us a set of laws to implement on Earth to govern the world under His divine wisdom. It is called Shariah.

Notice that Muslims are the only group of people who are interested in implementing the Scripture as Law. How can you have the Kingdom of God on Earth without the Law of God?

Muslims are the chosen people of God who are destined to establish the true Israel. Not the atheist "Israel" that goes against the Torah by defending things like sodomy.

Look at the Scripture and look at our world, and you will see that this cannot be refuted. Every secular political ideology is simply various degrees of disobeying God. For a Muslim, politics and religion are the same as we believe the Law of God is actually worth obeying and implementing in the physical courtroom.

None of your political ideologies will ever compare to the Law of God.
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Anonymous ID: KVFp5x35United States
7/9/2025, 1:15:42 AM No.509873986
>>509872653
ok now get him a river
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Anonymous ID: 7+eVgsulNetherlands
7/9/2025, 1:16:31 AM No.509874039
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>>509873986
Alright
Anonymous ID: 5+tYORpF
7/9/2025, 1:18:19 AM No.509874154
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Install Legion globally.
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Anonymous ID: fwH19wpR
7/9/2025, 1:19:57 AM No.509874255
>>509873765
OK
So tell me, how does your desert book ecuse what the gaytheist just said?
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Anonymous ID: BYp6PCZFUnited States
7/9/2025, 1:21:02 AM No.509874327
do a flip nigga
do a flip nigga
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>>509874154
first they replaced you with mexicans
then they replaced you with indians
at last they replaced you with robots
this is the future they chose for you
Anonymous ID: boYquafP
7/9/2025, 1:22:43 AM No.509874441
>>509873920
Screw Sharia, but Quran itself is fantastic
Anonymous ID: IxLl3/l9Germany
7/9/2025, 1:22:47 AM No.509874449
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>>509872738
Anonymous ID: OCLcPX41United States
7/9/2025, 1:26:06 AM No.509874671
>>509874255
I can help with that. The bible does not indicate that God will remove suffering and death from the earth, but in fact, that suffering and death are part of the state of mankind, and emerge because of our sinful nature. It will not end until the return of the Messiah, and mankind is judged.
In the meantime, man will govern mankind to his ruin. The kingdoms of the earth will rest upon feet of clay.
The entire Bible is about the promise of God, the nature of mankind, and the eventual end of things. It is not about how swell God is, and how you ought to try and get into Heaven.
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Anonymous ID: NwGVlZOlRomania
7/9/2025, 1:26:24 AM No.509874700
>>509868780 (OP)
You guys would be so fucked. You have no idea how fucked you would be if this happened. I would torture 99% of people for all of eternity you get straight to the lowest level of hell the nanosecond God gives me the keys to his toy planet.
Anonymous ID: fwH19wpR
7/9/2025, 1:29:08 AM No.509874894
>>509874671
>suffering and death are part of the state of mankind

Already found the flaw in your abrahamic claims. Suffering and death are found all through biological life forms. After that I stopped reading because you clearly dunno what u just typed out
Anonymous ID: FS2vUlhmCanada
7/9/2025, 1:58:20 AM No.509876881
>>509873723
fair enough