>>509877490 (OP)
because women are awful and evil so men just expect to be tortured by them naturally

>>509877490 (OP)
Zoomers definitely didn't invent the shtick of, "Wow that woman's so hot she could seriously hurt me in [x ridiculous way]" - that goes back even before the boomers.

>>509877592
It's a beta male thing in general.

If you want to be dominated by a woman, instead of dominating her, you are a loser.

>>509877490 (OP)
Is he autistic?

>>509877490 (OP)
Erectile dysfunction fucked me up...it's too late.

I feel like I had a stroke reading that.

>>509877490 (OP)
This PhD guy is autistic and humorless
A German isn’t this bad

>>509877676
this is true but dominating an average woman as an average man is more and more difficult since they become more and more masculine

>>509877490 (OP)
Didn't millenials make the "I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass" meme or at least propagate it

Zoomers grew up with instant access to internet porn and are programmed to have weird fetishes

>>509877490 (OP)
>i bet i oculd get her to do shit she never thought she'd do
his example is no better. wanting to degrade women for pleasure is degenerate. why would you want a girl you like, potentially even love, who you intend to marry and have kids with, do disgusting shit? this just leads to dubai porta potty stuff. also we zoomers say shit like this because its another arm of our "humor" if you dont like it thats fine. absurdity, shock value, and shitposting is what we like. if someone is posting something like that "unironically" its because a lot of guys are attention starved and say that to essentially mean "im so desperate to have an interaction with a female that even a horrible exchange with her would be pleasurable."

>>509877676
it's sort of a born that way thing, would you rather us troon out?

>>509877490 (OP)
>why is my tyrannical, matriarchal judaic torture terrorist society getting worse by the generation??
I don't know retard, I don't know. No one knows.

>>509877490 (OP)
They are porn addicted incels with no personality outside of their perversions, a lot like trannys.

>>509877676
I think it is a result of porn addiction. Many people will end up enjoying humiliation as a result of being exposed to more extreme forms of porn for years and years.

>>509877907
You're already headed that way with making your fetish the only personality trait you have

>>509877490 (OP)
It's just absurdist humor, get the stick out of your butt

>>509877490 (OP)
Me phd comment was much more bizarre rapey and Jewish. Great twitter thread nigger lover.

>>509877490 (OP)
>why are zoomer men like this?

>>509878104
100% wrong. There's an epidemic of men looking to be humiliated and abused by women. I wasn't aware of them until I came to Channel Four and see anons post about it unironically. Often involves bodily fluids.

>>509878064
you're not wrong but i think this type of posting is just an ironic cope because the people doing it are thinking that just simply saying "wow she is so hot" would be trite and cringe so they have to dress it up their compliment with some extreme self humiliating deviance
millennials went through the same sort of irony era but it wasn't this bad

>>509877676
>oh please god, stomp on me
idk I always thought some of it was kind of funny. Even used lines like this with women for ez laughs. Never once thought about her actually stomping on me though.

>>509877490 (OP)
The worst part is that she isn’t even hot, she’s mid.

>>509877490 (OP)
it's sarcasm ffs. unfunny internet people don't like it?! oh no!

>>509878201
Go put your balls in a waffle maker you cuck.

>>509877904
He's just talking about making her swallow cum, you're talking about disfiguring yourself. All of you deserve only death

>>509877490 (OP)
I remember a titcow that had this face. Quite a long time ago.

>>509877590
>The ones who go on dates have a lower opinion of women than the ones that don’t
This scans.
>>509877490 (OP)
I think he’s implying the zoomer is sexually passive and there’s maybe something to that but it appears to me that it’s just intended as humor. A quick look at Twitter shows dozens of similar comments with variations like: “Balls. Waffle maker. You know what to do.”
So it seems more like this is an old guy not picking up on the joke.

>>509877907
>it's sort of a born that way thing
no it's not, you just need to find confidence in yourself. it's not as bad as you think. some degree of sexual humility is healthy, but in our culture too much is a liability and warps you with constant temptation and threat of shame. go full trad or just lower your standards.

"born this way" is a sodomite lie to make people compliant in their own sin and tolerant of others sinning in front of them (this is where the emotional justification for indoctrinating children in this comes from, acceptance can only ever abstract away from the inherent shame of sodomy, so it has to be sanitized and ritualized)
>>509878064
it's not just porn, it's the internet broadly. the threat of permanent humiliation looms over everyone, pulling the trigger offers a sort of release, a social death that pushes through the anxiety to a resolution, even if it's not healthy.

>>509878104
anyone over 30 knows young men vent their horniness like this all the time and are rarely entirely joking. irony is a foot in the door, tolerating faggotry like this begets more faggotry like this. look at how furries are a protected class now instead of properly marginalized and ridiculed. people reassure themselves that their depravity is okay by rubbing it in other people's faces or expressing it "jokingly". they're seeing how honest they can be.

>>509877490 (OP)
it's called "safe horny"
the only acceptable way to be horny to a woman for genz is to be hypersubmissive

>>509878525
You're a manlet incel and I'd stomp your brains out. Don't forget this little faggot.

>>509877592
Been seeing memes like this since 2011
>drag my balls through miles of shattered glass to get a whiff of her pussy etc

>>509877490 (OP)
>I see a beautiful woman and think of ways to defile her
What happened to just wanting to have normal sexual intercourse with a woman?

>>509878590
Imagine typing this out over a ball joke. Fuck

>>509878104
Nobody see's it that way but you kek

>>509878461
She looks Jewish

>>509878525
And no woman never imagined swallowing cum, sheltered incel fag lol. What a vanilla little queer. Troon out pussy you have no testosterone.

>>509877490 (OP)
I dont care if shes a jew with a nose job I would literally fkn do anything for Tate McRaes asshole on my face. Shes dating some fkn pissworm white rapper

>>509878660
Vaginas stink.

>>509878626
I'd kill you in real life. I'm not small but I'd blow your brains out. You wouldn't know who I am but I'd find you just to slaughter you. Wouldn't you like your balls put in a waffle maker my little faggot.

>>509877490 (OP)
It's safehorny, you cannot be forward about your sexuality on the internet anymore, so you either tone it down or become submissive in order to tell the world "I want sex". Dude probably wanted to ravage her asshole, but he would get doxxed for posting that.

>>509877490 (OP)
It started in like 2006 /b/? in threads about some random hot girl. It probably started with anon's post of
>I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Unfortunately what was a joke back then was taken seriously by the new generation and now they say shit like this un-ironically (hopefully). Either that or they're retards who can't contain their power levels, too spergy to realize that they're not anonymous.

>>509877592
Yeah as an old boomer I'd have a hottie in high heel pump standing on my chest

>>509877490 (OP)
That's Zoomer humor boomer

>>509878660
What happened to frolicking through a meadow and smelling here hair?

Zoomers have been brainwashed into wanting 'dommy mommy.' The TRVKE, however, is that a girl only wants to be a 'dommy mommy' to big men because then she'll be able to post about it on social media getting likes from all her "girlfriends"

>>509877842
I was hearing that from old guys in 71

>>509878590
step on my balls dude lol

Why are millennials pretending their faggot generation didn't invent milfs and cougars all this lame safe sex dogshit.

>>509878755
She is a singer and her mother’s name is rosner so probably

>>509878067
let me know when the divorce laws don't favor women and there's no safety net for single mothers.
>>509878590
I don't believe in sin, I respect your right to, but I can see what you mean in a sort of natural law way. I think I spent too much of my childhood feeling completely demoralized due to having a shit father.

oy vey

>>509877490 (OP)
zoomers subconsciously understand that they're not worthy of any kindness.

>>509877676
Beta detected. Dominating women is easy tier. Wanting strong a strong woman is a means to have a break from Dominating everyone else (you).

maybe he was making a sly allusion to women with blue waffle cunt disease...

https://youtu.be/uukvEcd25oQ

>>509879361
>looks around for 5 seconds
>"hmm no good women"
>immediately goons for 5 hours to 4K anal fisting lesbians
>"i just had no choice! no good women these days!"

>I don't believe in sin
you should

>>509877490 (OP)
The young men are more likely than ever to never have a Father figure growing up. It's no wonder why they've turned out so demented.

>>509877590
>>509877684
>>509877691
>>509877741
>>509877757

"Why are they like this" spam

1 post by OP to clog the catalog

>>509877490 (OP)
It's called a joke, you fucking idiot.

>>509877490 (OP)
Fucking boomers don't understand humor. He's just being dramatic and funny because putting balls in a waffle maker is funny. Jfc the boomer dude is like
>"I bet I can coerce her (force) into doing shit that will make her suicidal. Gosh, these Gen Z types are soft. They don't even wanna rape women anymore!"

>>509879493
I don't goon, although your assumption probably holds true in the majority of cases.

>>509877676
He's not saying he wants to be dominated, you retard.

>>509879013
This is the kind of stuff people should be fantasizing about, not degenerate Jewish porn rotted brain shit

>>509879657
it's a chinese/russian troll account stirring shit. same with the bot that creates these threads

>why do X Y??? discuss
see >>509879630

>>509877490 (OP)
two brands of degens

>>509878813
show yourself hardcores. Lets see if the bite matches the bark

I've seen far more lives destroyed by marriage and women in general than lives destroyed by porn addiction. Porn addicts have OCD and can be treated with confession and setting up a new compulsion.

Is everyone retarded? A lot of younger males do this because approaching a woman normally is something they don't have confidence in. They might be considered a creep by their compatriots, or called thirsty, lonely, desperate, horny, etc, any matter of insults to regular male sexuality. It's gotten to the point now where they've gotten used to it, and try to play it off as a joke, but in the end, a lot of men are just horny and lonely and have no vent publicly except amongst their small groups. No longer is it the norm to just outright say "I want to have sex with that woman" unless you are from a different generation or one of the dwindling number of Zoomers that don't give a fuck about female approval. Which is ironic, because those the ones that get laid. Not the good little submissive types that act in accordance to social media "laws". You see this shit much more prevalently in VR chat. It's an epidemic of lonely, non self confident men.

>>509877490 (OP)
>wanting to degrade and humiliate instead of build and create
this is the mindset of a weak man

>>509877691
"Oh, Hi Mag-
oops, thought you were someone else."

>>509877490 (OP)
A lot of the younger generation is incapable of detecting sarcasm over text. I don't actually want Bryce Dallas Howard to pass a Jurassic sized dump on my face, she just has a nice ass and it's funny to say

>>509880388
and remember that cuckmericans and other western eurocucks have the "half your age plus seven" cuck dating rule.

>>509880749
>I don't actually want Bryce Dallas Howard to pass a Jurassic sized dump on my face
speak for yourself, beta male

all the people saying that the poster is joking are either coping or don't understand how mind raped zoomers are.

"uwu step on me mommy" guys shouldn't procreate and should remove themselves from the gene pool to avoid breeding more betas.

>>509877490 (OP)
I've seen her ass irl

>>509877490 (OP)
pretty sure she never put balls in a waffle maker, but i already knew the guy was a retard with PhD in the name

If your instinct isn't to physically and mentally dominate attractive women, YNGMI

>>509877490 (OP)
just like women a lot

>>509877676
But anon, you're a fat retarded virgin.

>>509881044
It's all just gynocentric nonsense made by women that only weak men lend an ear to. Notice all the men in power don't follow any of that shit at all, especially not the men women fuck. These zoomers need to stop listening to women. That's the secret ingredient they're missing. Stop listening to the tiny feminist on your shoulder, it won't get you laid.

>>509881044
nigga what r you doing in paraguay

>>509877490 (OP)
Thats a quote tweet of a kike by a nigger of a kike transvestite male. I dont spend any time thinking about any of that shit.

>>509877907
You are on the same level as trannies furries and footfags. You are all part of the sodomite damned and I hope you die

I'm just pulling stuff out my ass here but maybe it's because sexual advances have come to be seen as inappropriate or even harassment. In using self deprecating humor it allows a man to express sexual interest in a manner that, bizarrely, despite how crass it is in current climate is still somehow seen as more acceptable. Maybe in part becuase of the the submissive element itself. Offering subserviance and submission isn't exactly something readily seen as an aggressive action, you know? Even though something like "hey sweetcheeks, why don't you walk that fine ass over my way" is expressing something far more normal something like "please use my mouth as a hamper for your sweaty gym socks" in its absurdity, adopting the role of the submissive party, and moving the focus away from sex itself, still seems less harassing even though it's actually far more perverse and is no less an expression of sexual interest. In using comedy and absurdity there's also a level of deniablity.

>>509877592
Zoomers are the we wuz kangz of thinking their the first to do something

>>509877490 (OP)
Gen Z are feminized pussies. That's why they identify with niggers so much, the other extremely feminine demographic.

>>509877676
>you are a loser
The irony of any retard on this website deciding who is and isn't a loser.

>>509878812
women's nethers are like a cornicopia of putrescence
anyone who willingly puts their tongue on a vagina or anus is deranged

Would impregnate Tate Mcrae if given the chance

>>509877490 (OP)
Its called a joke

>is that... A HOT WOMAN???? AWOOOOOOOOGA, SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT, I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!
This shit isn't new, who do you think you fags are trying to convince?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVN1Apz45AE

>>509877592
>>509877676
Yeah it just seems to be something being meme'd by the current generation and kind of mind virus'd out of meme-humor.
>Isn't it funny when the big muscle girl snu snus me to death right fellow males?
It's that but just, like everything, turned up to 11.

Also, I have an injury to my leg, dick and balls right now and it hurts so bad bros. I know these little faggots would never survive actual pain down there, it's 100% just them joking for attention.

>>509878507
>>509878104
>>509878722
Yeah the Internet is without TONE, In order to be ironic, sarcastic, absurdist... you need TONE to change and show it. Internet is just words that can be taken literally and at face value...

4chan really had a problem with this for years. Everything being "ironic" by an anonymous voice is the same as being serious.

>>509877490 (OP)
...
It's called a meme you fucking boomer xD

>>509886376
We invented memes zoomie. Your memes suck.

>>509877490 (OP)
>Ballbusting is getting mainstream
WHEW
>>509877676
Betas want weak and submissive women
Alphas want a challenge and something with a little more kick
>>509879437
>Wanting strong a strong woman is a means to have a break from Dominating everyone else (you).
This

>>509877676
IDK man, I just like dominant, assertive women. The meek, soft-spoken type does nothing for me.

>>509877490 (OP)
Looks jewish

>>509886214
it's implied you idiot

>>509877590
>>509877676
>>509877856
>>509878028
>>509878064
>>509878289
>>509878590
>>509878722
Humorless faggots

>>509886662
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Never works you fucking moron.

>>509877490 (OP)
I've noticed in a lot of anime the male is sub and sometimes even enjoys being harmed by women. I saw one recently with a girl stepping on the protag's nuts. NTR is also popular in Japan and zoomers are obsessed with anime, the US consumes almost as much of it as Japan does and that's without counting the kids shows that pad Japan's numbers. Pretty much every zoomer hates Hollywood and Marvel is considered something only kids enjoy. So I would assume it has something to do with anime.

>>509886794
Your sense of humor is cringe.

>>509877490 (OP)
Based?

>>509877592
>>509877490 (OP)
It was always like these manlet balding jews who were into that. And women who get older and have played the field get to the point where they want to humiliate some little dick balding loser.
>please spank my tushy with a wire brush
>I have warts all over my ass and genetalia.

>>509877490 (OP)
Zoomer men are like eunuchs. Literally women with taper fade broccoli haircuts.

I had a girl take me to her workplace after getting me drunk and beat the fuck out of me
She was 27 i was 16 and i thought hey free pussy
Getting punched in the head while shes ontop of you until the point of delirium isn't fun

>>509877904
> absurdity, shock value, and shitposting
These are not acceptable on 4chan. Waffle pattern balls or GTFO.

>>509877490 (OP)
it's a joke, and zoomers didn't start it, people were making posts like that on /b/ 15 years ago

>>509877490 (OP)
Guys, I know this is kind of a wild take, but I wonder... Is it possible the he does not in fact want to literally place his scrotum inside a waffle maker? Could we be seeing some kind of weird trend where people just say stuff? On the internet?
It's almost too much to think about, but I am beginning to have my suspicions.

>>509886538
nigga u gay kek, no irony implied
have you tried getting your anus pulverized by chad yet?

>>509877590
Nice. Repeal the 19th.

>>509877676
i just wanna let her have a turn

>>509887167
Oddly specific.

im going to take the globohomo is part of a femdom plot pill
where's that cartoon satire pic of bdsm women whipping slave men in a mine? looks like new yorker mag style

>>509877676
trvke but only in a relationship, sometimes I just want to pay some hag to kick me in the nuts

>>509887233
Individually I could blame them for being faggots, but it's nearly ALL of them. It is unironically starting to look like the environment has fucked them up. Can't say for sure if it's clown world, being raised by my generation, or maybe growing up with their tissues saturated with plastic, but I am starting to blame the zoomers less and less. They're playing the shitty hand that older generations dealt them as best they can. The ones that haven't trooned out yet deserve a certain amount of credit just for that... and an increasing number of them are actually based.
We need to cut the broccoli heads some slack, and while we're at it we need to protect them from getting turned into hamburger in the middle east and eastern Europe.

>>509877490 (OP)
>put all the focus on the most extreme unhinged 1 in 1000 joke posts to bolster generational conflict whilst also normalizing the unhinged thing
I don't really think it takes a genius IQ to notice this after it has been repeated to such a degree that it has had an extreme effect on culture now that Plato's Cave internet has become the primary means of communication and socializing for so many people
Stupid fucking normalfags

>>509887471
nah bro you have to interpret everything literally literally now

Weak men create hard times

Look who they have yapping all over the news
Some ugly blonde cock sucking fake Christian cunt
They love to be dominated by women
Pathetic beta males in office
Kill them

>>509877490 (OP)
Zoomers are the weakest and lowest T males ever

>>509877490 (OP)
They’re scared to express healthy masculine sexuality, same with the mommy shit, if they said they wanted a woman younger than them, they would be accused to pedophilia

>>509877676
I think it’s this too

I think zoomers are naturally the dweebs that the other dweebs allowed to procreate to make more dweebs so they’re naturally weird and messed up

I’m sure some normal ones got through but ya I don’t remember this weird obsession with pain olympics via women in the 90s either. It’s usually the opposite in a nice way not extreme like what theyre saying

>>509877490 (OP)
that's a man

>>509887641
1 is a line from the jerky boys the other is a line from a movie.

>ITT

>>509877592
It's a beta meme which is why a lot of you on here do it

I don't see the appeal. It's a person in their 30's. eeewww

>>509879326
Built like a neanderthal with a beer gut