Have you ever been to a Jewish wedding? They seem like a lot of fun. I hope I can attend one someday.
Nah I'm okay. They'd expect you to give em like a 200 dollar gift like sorry I don't get 0% interest free loans, Chaim.
>>509894756 (OP)Yes, I went to a Persian Jewish wedding last year.
It was fun. I got to hold hands with cute girls while dancing in a big circle
>>509894756 (OP)Jewish men are feminine backstabbers. They get that from the women that rule them.