Deer God: Why did you let me drowned? I was really, really nice all of the tyme and I praid to Jesus every day. You didn't safe me, but I did hold onto a tree before my arms got tyred. If I had nown I wood have drowned I would have praid to the tree first to safe me. Maybe then I wood be alive and see my family again too!! But alas, now I am dead. Fuck!! Please tell my parents that my body is in Regret county, and that Jesus was a complete waste of time. Regards; - Dead kid.

>>509919439 (OP)
You didn't prey to Isreal. Neether did these gurls.

>>509919439 (OP)
>Deer God
Never worship animals, there's your first mistake

>>509919573
Oh. :( Whoops.
Killed by a technicality.
Fuck!!

>bad thing happen mean god not real
Get new material

>>509919439 (OP)
Careful bro you'll poke someones eye out with that post

Ooooh nooo! Not my WHITE CHRISTIAN GIRLS who have never experienced racism in their life!

>>509919755
>god big mad at sinner.
Get new material.

>>509919764
Not even my mom ken stop me now. I'm off the chain!!

>>509919439 (OP)
Can I keep her if I found her down stream?

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

>>509919439 (OP)
This post was written by brown hands

>>509919439 (OP)
>Deer God
KILL YOURSELF LARP PAGAN!!

>>509919913
Bro. I'm literally the Anti-Crust, and even THIS is too far!! I'm a god dam satanic prince, and a Canadian, not a friggin' MONSTER!!

Get HELP.

Athiests BTFO hard by this thread.

>>509920188
Sorry. Maybe your are just no longer suited for your chief management position in hell incorporated.

>>509919439 (OP)
Why do you Jews hate children ?

>>509919439 (OP)
she never denounced Hamas so she deserved it

>>509919439 (OP)
Let's be real. She probably said the N word.

>>509920705
She also probably thought she was a 9 out of 10. An utter bitch with a god complex, for sure. probably would have rejected everyone in this thread, excluding me.

>>509919439 (OP)
HAARP MURDER RITUAL

>>509920786
oH, SNAP. Did she really? Hooly shit, it all makes sense now. Somebody call Trump and tell him this news.

>>509919439 (OP)
condolences

>>509919755
oh no hes real alright
im just saying hes evil for not sending an asteroid just big enough to destroy the middle east right on top of cyprus

>>509921005
Uuhh, what? I don't speak german.

>>509919439 (OP)
>Deer God: Why did you let me drowned? I was really, really nice all of the tyme and I praid to Jesus every day.
Pity he was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel...

daddy daddy why did you let me dwown by voting for Twump.

This is a gross thread, likely posted by an obese pedophile!

Hopefully mommy takes away your wifi

>>509919439 (OP)
Those that bless Israel will be blessed. Those that curse Israel...

>>509921622
Lol if my mom did that I would just use mcdonalds wifi. And if she came for my computer I would scream for help and say that she's a stranger whos robbing me. My mom knows better than to mess with an epic winmaster like me.

>>509919439 (OP)
This was clearly a satanists spreading weather modification technology over texas.
To kill texans and children specifically.

>>509921945
Epstein island became Epstein INLAND. Think about it. The reversal of truth. What's the opposite of an island? A floodplain.

TRVTHNVKE!!!

>>509919439 (OP)
>I praid to Jesus every day
If you supported Israel and Jews then Christ never knew you.

>>509921766
ngl,anon, that is pretty based. In fact, you are pretty based. Keep making quality threads like this. I derive positive energy from watching little shits like this get what's due to them.

>>509922297
I think that you're just reinvigorated by epic shitposting from a winmaster. These little zoomer shitheads have no joy or humor in their lives.