>be you
>walk in park or forest trail
>see this thing spot you
>it runs at your with full force
>chubby old 40 year old white woman slowly walk-jogging behind it
>what do?

>>509938076 (OP)
Run at it full sprint and tackle it to the ground

take solid stick and deepthroat that horny fucker until the stick pushes out its prolapsed asshole then pet it on the forehead and give it a final kiss goodbye.

>>509938398
this, then I'll start sucking it's fat dick hoping it spares me

>>509938490
This is your mind when all you do is consume anime and porn all day

>>509938076 (OP)
I mag dump it. Then do pic rel to the white woman.

>*unzip dick*
>*turn 360*

>>509938076 (OP)
Same thing I did when it happened a couple weeks ago, except it was some yoga-panted thot taking sunset selfies (and you just know)

> Get big, get my little terrier behind me
> Don't growl, just stare down at it until she collects it

Vapid whore didn't even apologize, even after I glared at her

>>509938076 (OP)

>>509938076 (OP)
I carry bear mace in the woods so naturally, I'm going to hose down both the dog and the 40 year old chubby white woman.

>>509938545
trust me, it would work. enough determination and the stick will go in through its mouth! forceful stick vore

Let it bite my ass and then sit on it

lol, what weapons are you carrying /pol?

>>509938076 (OP)
pull out my knife and butcher it
then call police on dumb old bitch

>>509938076 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.

>>509938956
Data mining thread.

>>509938545
Gagging the niggerdogs has actually been suggested as an effective tactic numerous times

>>509938076 (OP)
Not much you can do, other than prepare to boot it with all your might in the face.

channel my inner ATF

I live in md so I pray it kills me and my family quick and that they go to heaven.