Jesus Christ was a Scythian Snake Lord - /pol/ (#509948218) [Archived: 460 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: TE9MNHHQ
7/9/2025, 9:58:51 PM No.509948218
TiberiusJuliusSauromatesII
TiberiusJuliusSauromatesII
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After a year of research (applied autism) I finally cracked the code!

The Egyptian-Persian-Indian-Greek-Roman elite were snake worshiping Sarmatian/Saka warlords who ruled a Eurasian empire through proxy dynasties. Egypt, Persia, India, Greece, Rome, etc., were all under the suzerainty of Aryan Iranian-Scythian elites since at least the 17th century BC.

At some point the Ptolemaic pharaohs, who were a bloodline of this tribe, created the Serapis cult (sarp- is a Proto-Indo-European root meaning "serpent" as seen in Sanskrit sarpa, "snake". "Sar-Ap" translates to "Serpent-Lord" in Scythian) to subvert this people they ruled.

Juilus Caesar's real identity was Ptolemy XI Alexander II, Cleopatra's uncle-husband. He also used the regional aliases of Asander, King of Bosphorus. Cleopatra took on the Bosphoran identity of Dynamis, queen of Bosphorus.

The "As" in Asander comes from the Egyptian name "Asar" which was another name for Osiris, from which the name "Asar-Hapi" (Osiris-Apis), another name for the Graeco-Egyptian god Serapis (Osiris + Apis = Osorapis), derives. The Etruscan word "Aesar" (also spelled Aesus which was pronounced eh-soos/Eh-Zeus/Iesus), meaning god or divine, derives from Asar. The Greek language adds a "K" to foreign words, so Aesar -> Greek Kaesar -> Latin Caesar.

Christ in ancient Egypt = Karast, a person who is anointed as a Heru (Hero/Horus) during their lifetime. When they are deceased they receive a great honor as a KRST or Ausar (Osiris).

Asander's great-grandson was Tiberius Julius Sauromates II, king of Bosphorus (see pic attached). "Saur" = "Lizard/Dragon" + "Matae" = "Men/Warriors". Does he look familiar?
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Anonymous ID: TE9MNHHQ
7/9/2025, 10:01:14 PM No.509948402
Read more here:

https://hereticalbooks.com/the-origins-of-christianity/
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Anonymous ID: WuPdwVLmCanada
7/9/2025, 10:03:47 PM No.509948631
>>509948218 (OP)
Go on....
Anonymous ID: TE9MNHHQ
7/9/2025, 10:13:25 PM No.509949366
Tiberius Julius Sauromates II is probably the face on the Shroud of Turin. That was his burial cloth, or a reproduction of it.
Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:21:00 PM No.509949984
>>509948402
This is absolute dogshit, sage. Eg.

>where the Sumerian “sar” (king) comes from)
'Lugal' is Sumerian for king, 'en' or 'ensi' is Lord or priest king. This is complete fucking gibberish, fuck off.
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Anonymous ID: TE9MNHHQ
7/9/2025, 10:27:43 PM No.509950561
>>509949984

Sar in Sumerian means great, referring to a king. Lugal is a direct title for a king.

Look up Sumerian Šar kiššatim, or Akkadian šarrum.
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Anonymous ID: qDro85X4United States
7/9/2025, 10:29:23 PM No.509950717
>>509948218 (OP)
I'll wait to see what the Brazilian has to say about this.
Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:31:39 PM No.509950935
>>509950561
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%F0%92%8A%AC
This is sar, it means 'to write' as in 'dumu dube sar e' 'child of the writing house' ie student scribe.

Lu-Gal means literally Great/Big man where Gal means big or great. You have literally no idea what you're talking about

Source: I studied sumerian
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Anonymous ID: TE9MNHHQ
7/9/2025, 10:35:10 PM No.509951233
>>509950935

Out of that whole book this is the point you singled out to argue?

Sar refers to a king or emperor in Sumerian the same way "your highness" cognates with king in English. Sar means great. See: šar kiššatim (“King of the Universe”),
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Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:35:41 PM No.509951282
>>509950561
>šarrum
Akkadian, different language
>Šar kiššatim
LOL no that's also akkadian sumerian is Lugal Kiš(ki) with the older title Lugal Kalam-ma meaning 'king of the land' then this meaning 'over-king of the cities/king of the four quarters'
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Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:38:46 PM No.509951549
>>509951233
>>509951282
You do realise Akkadian and Sumerian are completely different languages using the same script, right?
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Anonymous ID: TE9MNHHQ
7/9/2025, 10:40:56 PM No.509951728
>>509951282

So, in the names of the Sumerian kings Sargon of Akkad and Sarlagab the "sar" is there accidentally you moron?
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Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:44:28 PM No.509952056
>>509951728
Sargon of AKKAD you moron AKKADIAN EMPIRE. He wrote proclamations in AKKADIAN. AKKADIAN was the language, surprisingly, of the AKKADIAN EMPIRE.

>hurr durr but Genghis Khan was chinese because he used the chinese script right?
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Anonymous ID: se34w8rlUnited States
7/9/2025, 10:45:53 PM No.509952180
Europeans predate Israelites
Europeans predate Israelites
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More bizarre syncretism attempts from the jew-worshiping spic posters.
Anonymous ID: mr135x+4United States
7/9/2025, 10:46:11 PM No.509952211
>>509951549
Oy veyyy how dare you spoil our latest psyop to stop u from calling us the children of the devil, do you know how many shekels we spent to register that domain in march of this year?

Guess it's back to the good ol paganlarps
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Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:47:57 PM No.509952373
>>509951728
Sarlagab is Gutian, they spoke a different language than either Akkadian or Sumerian as they were invaders and his name is also rendered as Zarlagab or possibly Szarlag. This is like saying 'Yeah but Attila the Hun's name sounds a bit like tortilla so he must have been spanish.'
Anonymous ID: 7l50uouDUnited States
7/9/2025, 10:49:05 PM No.509952465
>>509948218 (OP)
You talking about the brotherhood of the snake/serpent shit? Secret society thing or whatever
Anonymous ID: TE9MNHHQ
7/9/2025, 10:49:23 PM No.509952494
>>509952056

Sargon was king of Sumeria, dipship. Saragab wa shis successor. Nowhere is it precluded the title "sar" entered different lexicons through transmission, infact, in the above link it is clearly stated that "sar" was originally a Scythian title.
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Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:50:13 PM No.509952580
>>509952211
Lol. Remember lads, they deliberately try and push retarded schizo theories here to try and sow division and make us look retarded.

Which reminds me - show your obviously israeli flag OP
Anonymous ID: mr135x+4United States
7/9/2025, 10:50:52 PM No.509952648
For, tell me, is not the dwelling place of demons a place of impiety even if no god's statue stands there? Here the slayers of Christ gather together, here the cross is driven out, here God is blasphemed, here the Father is ignored, here the Son is outraged, here the grace of the Spirit is rejected. Does not greater harm come from this place since the Jews themselves are demons? In the pagan temple the impiety is naked and obvious; it would not be ease to deceive a man of sound and prudent mind or entice him to go there. But in the synagogue there are men who say they worship God and abhor idols, men who say they have prophets and pay them honor. But by their words they make ready an abundance of bait to catch in their nets the simpler souls who are so foolish as to be caught of guard.

(4) So the godlessness of the Jews and the pagans is on a par. But the Jews practice a deceit which is more dangerous. In their synagogue stands an invisible altar of deceit on which they sacrifice not sheep and calves but the souls of men.
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“We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.”

42 Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. 43 Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Anonymous ID: PJXJZRxSUnited States
7/9/2025, 10:52:33 PM No.509952798
>>509950561
SAAR PLS
Anonymous ID: 3UY2oe8rUnited Kingdom
7/9/2025, 10:54:33 PM No.509952971
>>509952494
Moron, was Genghis Khan chinese because he ruled china? Sargon conquered all of Sumer and Akkad, made Akkadian the official language in all decrees, then the Third Dynasty of Ur overthrew the empire and made the Neo-Sumerian Empire using Sumerian and calling themselves Lugal Ki Engi ki Uri (King of Sumer and Akkad) and Lugal Ki urim (King of Ur) as their titles. Notice they don't use the Akkadian Sar seen in yes, Sargon, because they are using a completely different language.

Scythian is some sort of proto-iranian thing we have barely any evidence for but is completely not sumerian (language isolate) or Akkadian (semitic).

Whoever concocted this shit (you) is a total, undiluted fucking retard who knows nothing. Stop shilling your stupid website, cunt.
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Anonymous ID: mr135x+4United States
7/9/2025, 11:03:49 PM No.509953757
>>509952971
Pretty sure that website is a kikehoneypot do not click it even out of curiousity, whois lookup shows some shady shit, registered in march as part of a shilling campaign no doubt
Anonymous ID: VhvQ24N2United States
7/9/2025, 11:07:19 PM No.509954055
Jesus Mad, Bad, or God
Jesus Mad, Bad, or God
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>>509948218 (OP)
You are REALLY reaching with this one, OP.
Go back t the classics.
>Jesus is imaginary.
>Jesus is a bastard Roman.
>Jesus is a nut job.
>Jesus is a prophet for Muhhammad.

I mean, seriously, you are not going to win with this Scythian crap.
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Anonymous ID: DfzOBelwSweden
7/9/2025, 11:14:33 PM No.509954617
Alright thats enough schizophrenia on the internetz for today for me. Bye.
Anonymous ID: mr135x+4United States
7/9/2025, 11:14:42 PM No.509954630
>>509954055
My favorite threads are the ones larping as some rome obsessed traditionalist when they clearly have zero knowledge of ancient/roman history besides what the first paragraph of wikipedia had to say. It's always fun watching kikes put on these productions.
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Anonymous ID: DfzOBelwSweden
7/9/2025, 11:16:55 PM No.509954810
>>509954630
Its such an endless well of mental illness to pull from too. Its incredible.
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Anonymous ID: mr135x+4United States
7/9/2025, 11:24:58 PM No.509955447
>>509954810
Kikes are genetically predisposed to schizophrenia, the fact that they then increase the danger for their kike footsoldiers by sending them to this cesspit to constantly put on different masks and write out pages of lies and false identities is like watching them bounce around a house of mirrors. Really tragic I wonder what the suicide rate is among the kike internet defense force in hell aviv, better than being sent to the slaughter in gaza I guess but it's prob just a temporary reprieve, once they detect any sign of burn out and the fake smiles wearing off it's off to the glue factory for poor shlomo, it's crazy they do all this when the alternative is literally so easy, just refuse and denounce the house of the devil. Rotting in jail would be a better alternative than their self imposed hell on earth. But maybe demons see it differently.

“Jerusalem, Jerusalem, you who kill the prophets and stone those sent to you, how often I have longed to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, and you were not willing. 38 Look, your house is left to you desolate. 39 For I tell you, you will not see me again until you say, ‘Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.’[c]”
Anonymous ID: /lLXACE3United States
7/9/2025, 11:47:46 PM No.509957196
egyptian adameve
egyptian adameve
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>>509948218 (OP)
>After a year of research (applied autism) I finally cracked the code!
No, you're just cracked your head. Jesus code = mushroom. Now go eat his body