>bro just pull yourself up by the boostraps, roll your sleeves and smile
who the fuck really thought it was a good advice? guess how that one worked out you old faggots
I swear I hear it another time from some old cuck I'm gonna smash his senile skull

worked for Baron von Munchausen

Mmm molasses in July

>>509957449 (OP)
It’s not advice. It’s your only option

>>509957449 (OP)
Che cazzo fai?

>>509957449 (OP)
It's not supposed to be advice. He's just trying to scam you .

Its kmpossible you cant lift yourself up by carrying your own shoes
Thats the point

The Boomers really did just get on their bike, ride to the job site and ask for the foreman and say: "I'm ready to start the work" and the forman would say where the fuck is your toolbelt and when he said I don't have one the forman said use mine until you buy your own I got another one at home I'm taking it out of your pay go see buba he'll tell you what to do next.

And so the boomers really honest to god think you are unable to do this. Dude, just get in the car that I gave you, drive to the worksite and say I'm ready to start the work then do what you're told.

They cannot fathom how that stopped being a thing in 1970.

>>509957947
when are they all going to fucking die out, I can't take it anymore