>>509985251Toilet Paper: The Arcane Ribbon of Anus Cleansing
Toilet comes from the French "toilette", which originally meant a cloth: perhaps a divine vestment.
Paper is a medium for communication. Therefore, toilet paper is a message from the gods, a communication with the divine.
The act of wiping is symbolic erasure: a spell of undoing, of resetting the cosmic slate.
It is wound on a cardboard cylinder: the Axis Mundi, the world tree:around which all life spins.