We call this a “Dirty Sanchez" here in NewMew (New Mexico for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in to the freezer aisle and its always cold and ready to go when you heat it up at home.

What food deals/ traditions do you have where you

>>509988581 (OP)
alright moshe thats a straight up lie
round meals cost like 25 bucks a meal now thanks to you dirty meme flag kikes

I work at a grocery store and I fucking hate those things. They're impossible to stock. They just roll off the shelves.

I actually live in New Mexico and have never seen one of these in my entire life

>>509988817
>>509988912
just stop

>>509988969
OP isn't American and he's never eaten that ball of shit.

>>509988581 (OP)
How the fuck Burger consider this crap food ?

>>509988912
Lobby to make them cubes. Imagine if it was like minecraft.

>>509988581 (OP)
Fresh mold included!

>>509988581 (OP)
a dirty sanchez is something different entirely in California

>>509989342
it's frozen, silly

>>509988581 (OP)
That's expensive $5 for 8 oz of goyslop. I'll only buy it if I win the visit from Davis and he fucks me in the ass

You need a top-loaded freezer to store that thing

>>509988912
pick it up wagie

>>509989498
it's pretty tiny
there's no way 8 oz serves three men

>>509988581 (OP)
Did you win a visit from Davis? Does he fuck you in the ass while you have your round meal? What’s all this about?

>>509988581 (OP)
I've always hated how it says both "serves 3 men" and "8 oz" obviousplant does fun shoops but that's a clear miss and a complete oversight.

>>509988581 (OP)
I used to get these when I was like 20. Grow up. Eating healthy is actually cheaper

>>509989041
It's a joke Pierre

>>509988581 (OP)
New Mexico is the biggest shithole on earth. I needed 5 tetanus shots and a colonic cleanse after I left that dump

>>509989927
its not like the michelinas slop next to it is any better, its in a box instead

>>509988581 (OP)
> boil in bag

>>509988581 (OP)
i wouldn't eat that even if you pay me, that dont look like food is disgusting

It's fake. The "Roundmeal" product doesn't exist and isn't sold anywhere, not even in America.

>>509988581 (OP)
lel

i eat like shit but at least I'm intelligent enough to know you
>DON'T BOIL YOUR FOOD IN PLASTIC WRAP
unless you enjoy a nutsack full of microplastics

>>509988581 (OP)
Umm, we don't eat frozen slop here. Most people eat home cooked food. The closest thing to a quick sloppa we have in India is Khichidi. It's rice, lentils, a bunch of vegetables, ginger (lots of it), garlic and some spices cooked in a pot until it's sloppy. It's mostly eaten when you're sick or don't want to bother cooking several dishes. You make it sloppy when you're sick and like fried rice or biryani consistency when normal.
https://youtu.be/P4i9jKiJZTk

>>509990197
Literal pigfeed

>>509988581 (OP)

We have this in sweden. Its similar but healthy and it only costs 4 dollar.

>>509990279

Forgot pic

>>509988581 (OP)
We have Slippies, maybe you do in the US too. when i was in England they looked at me like I was crazy for bringing them to school and offering them around.
basically, you (or usually your mom cuz she makes your lunch) sucks peanut butter into a paper straw and twists the ends. 'you eat them at lunch instead of a meal so you can just go stright to the playground and not waste time in the lunchroom.
you just pull them out of your pocket and chew - energy + taste

some people do it with sardines but i never liked that

>>509990422
Is this a Quebec thing or something? I've never seen or even heard of this before in my entire life.

>>509990422
this is some shit you just made up dude
never heard of it in my life and I grew up on the border to british columbia, in washington

>>509990253
Pigs are anatomically really close to humans.

>>509989579
>there's no way 8 oz serves three men
oh it serves three men, alright -- but you're making the mistake of assuming it is used as food.

>>509988969
You are not from NewMew if you haven't had a Henton's.

>>509990484
>>509990489
>pretend they never had slippies
why?

>>509988581 (OP)
Pasta pasta again

>>509988581 (OP)
>a 140 calorie meal serves 3 men
>in America
They didn't even try with this shop

>>509990197
1.5 billion poos and not one Olympic Gold Medalist. You can go back to drinking gamutra now, Suckdeep. Your diet is horrible.

>>509989476
>Davis aint no faggot, you fucking faggot

>>509990302
This looks like a solid meal.

>>509988581 (OP)
yuyuko ass meal

>>509989476
>I'll come to you
Gold, absolute kino gold.
I've missed this thread...

>>509988581 (OP)
That looks like way too much fucking effort. I'm at the point where half the time I just eat pic related straight from the can cold with a disposable spoon.

>>509990952
grimtastic
are you a heroin addict, or meth?

>>509988581 (OP)
>7.5oz
>8oz
>it's 7lbs
i always wanted to believe

>>509990997
No drugs. I drink a six pack per day but does that even the minimum requirements for alcoholism?

>>509990422
my mom made slippies with fluffernutter

Ancient meme

>>509990591
I've never heard of "slippies" in my entire life. I even asked ChatGPT and not even it had ever heard of them.

>>509990873
who tf is Davis
I was wondering about that

>>509988581 (OP)
mmmmmm microplastics

I heard you can check the freshness of a round meal by rolling it. Fresh meals roll left, rotten to the right.

in fact just sing that to your self "Rotten rolls right!"

>>509990952
I purchased some ravioli recently after seeing a 4chan post celebrating low prices. It was edible calories, but the meat was like a paste. There have be cheaper options that taste better, why would you do this?

>>509988581 (OP)
Wtf ahahah pig food

>>509988581 (OP)
>serves 3 men
It must be melon-sized!
>226 g

>>509988581 (OP)
Foreigners think this is bad.
But it's fake.
What we actually have for 5usd is far less in quantity and much, much less in quality.

>>509991640
Dude your own image says why: $1 per can. This isn't fucking 2009 when we could go buy a $5 meatball marinara footlong. Also convenience is very important to me. One time I tried to make a hamburger in my air fryer but it was too much work so I grabbed a disposable spoon and and ate a cold can of pic related instead. I still have the ground beef and buns in my freezer but they are probably bad by now.

>>509988581 (OP)
Look at those macros. Holy shit it's insane how this crap is legal

>>509989476
>8 oz
>serves three men
I think the latter part was referring to the visit from Davis. He will service up to three men per visit. No way 8 ounces of goyslop is enough for even one hungry Amerimutt.

>>509988581 (OP)
> We call this a “Dirty Sanchez" here in NewMew (New Mexico for you outsiders).
Stop making up lies

>>509992253
Stagg chili >>> Hormel chili
>b-but I can't afford an extra dollar!
Then get on gibs, poorfag

>>509990693
It's kcals.

>>509988581 (OP)
Roundmeals are about $8.95 now, inflation is crazy high.

>>509988581 (OP)
fucking neolithic cereal looks more appetizing

>>509992383
Based and yes Stagg tastes better (even the turkey ranchero) but I have not seen a low sodium version at my local store. Honestly though if I'm in the mood to get something real unhealthy I get pic related. It's amazing but one can has like a thousand calories and like 100% the daily value of sodium.

Also I only get the pop top cans because fuck digging out my can opener.

>>509988969
I’ve won a visit from Davis. He came to me.

>>509988581 (OP)
Do people actually buy this kind of garbage? who is this marketed for?

>>509989617
Davis goes to your house and fucks your shit up. Like the Morrocans and other Nafris going to Cordoba and crying about Al-Andalus.

Clocks ticking, Panchito. Gotta do something before it's too late and they all start shouting Takbir.

>>509990747
Kosovo has like 1 million people and they got 2 gold medals last olympics.
Worse. They've been allowed to only participate for the last 2 or 3 editions and have already more gold medals overall than India.
Grim, truly.
But it's not only about strength. They're not even able to get medals in like shooting or archery, or in gay childish winter sports despite having the highest mountains in the world.

>>509988581 (OP)
Who's actually crazy enough to boil this in the bag? I always just dump it into a saucepan and heat for a few minutes.

>>509992771
I’ve won a visit from Davis. He came in me.

DAVIS IS A RAPIST

>>509988581 (OP)
This shape is not space efficient. It should be a cube meal.

>>509988978
See you don't need ai when a fresh supply of newfags will never not stop

>>509990525
The kids are calling it 'Mexico these days.

>>509991103
yes, yes it does

>>509994750
Really? You could be right but it just isn't really that much alcohol. I've had 4 beers since I made the post you were replying to and I don't even have a buzz going. Of course I also weigh about 230lbs so maybe that is why my tolerance is a bit higher.

>>509988581 (OP)
These made for a great and easy to make meal if you live alone. I used to buy these for $14.95 (Leaf tax) and it would last me a few days and all you had to do was boil it and ignore it to "cook" it.

I haven't seen any of these post-quarantine.

>>509988581 (OP)
enjoy the visit by Davis

>>509988581 (OP)
It looks like something you'd feed farm animals.

>>509992713
weak wristlet you will be broken

>>509988581 (OP)
>look anons goyslop in the shape of a ball !
Yuck! are you really this desperate to eat ?
I's rather Autophagy than this shit.

>>509988581 (OP)
I spent a few weeks in NewMew back around 2001 when my brother lived out there. Haven't been able to find a good roundmeal since.