this brawny Brutus beefcake

>>509993041 (OP)
That's the gayest flurry of kicks ever.

>>509993041 (OP)
I don't think Sam Hyde is ready for it

>>509993119
You need to calm down. it's not gay. it's very it's a very straight kick he has. he has a very gay kit that's straight. you can't. are you telling me? are you trying to tell me right now that you're scared of gays? are you homophobic?

>>509993041 (OP)
>>509993224
He looks like he's afraid to hurt the bags

>>509993271
bro, with punches like that he has to worry about killing those bags

>>509993271
The bags are living in an open air prison brah . Gotta go light on em.

I still got Sam "bearjew" Hydelberg winning by 4th round TKO. Shit i think Jordie Jordan aka WingsofRedemption can take out Hasan.

>>509993041 (OP)
Hasan is afraid of physical confrontation. He's a flagrant homosexual who gets muscular for looks exclusively. Which ironically makes his tiny orange-on-top-of-a-fridge head look even more freakish.

>>509993359
>Sam "bearjew" Hydelberg
Kek. Is he actually jewish? He jokes about it, but he seems to name the jew a lot for that.

>>509993359
You know what's weird people keep calling him a Jew. can I ask a real question cuz I really want to know this. is he actually a Jew?

All the gayi says oh no, it's not definitely not true he is antisemitic, he's not a Jew, he's never said it etc. but I keep thinking that I've heard him make a joke about it

>>509993041 (OP)
>>509993224
Me when I'm fighting in my dreams.

>>509993434
I feel like he is since he does that jew heavy breathing that they often do. Like Kyle's cousin in southpark. Watch Sam's stand up and you'll see what I'm talking about

>>509993454
There's gotta be some Ashkenazi cause idk he looks like one. Particularly in those ugly pictures where's he's all red and face is crumpled up

>>509993360
real note, do you really think he's like totally gay? here's a real question though. it's a good question for

>>509993589
Yeah what's up with that

>>509993630
see that's what I think too. I think Sam Hyde has to have some level of ashkenazic Jew. he looks exactly like Trotsky, but it's just weird because even if he was he's like the most based Jew alive

>>509993360
>Hasan is afraid of physical confrontation.
this

he's a classic canaanite passive agressive pussy

he's the type to pretend being you rfriend to avoid confrontation, then secretly talks shit to people about you behind your back, steals from you, tries to sabotage you

>>509993665
sorry this fucking thing got cut off cuz I was talking to it. I was going to ask, wouldn't it be weird if it was like Hassan came out and said he's a fag and Sam Hyde came out and explained he's a Jew

>>509993041 (OP)
It's crazy how despite being conventionally attractive his under eye area being so weak genuinely makes him seem like he's got an extra chromosome.

>>509993773
Well, I don't know what happens when you're in a dream. It seems to me that it plays on your fears because you're used to relying on muscle memory, but when you're dreaming, I think your brain uses imagery and your prefrontal cortex takes in vast amounts of information generated by your own brain.

So, there's a lack of feedback, which prevents you from seeing how strong your punch is. That's my thought process on this.

>>509993041 (OP)
hasanabi would body that freak

>>509993804
Poorly, though. You know, watching that idiot's stream actually bugged me out because of what happened on it, he talked with Grimes, I the retarded cunt is, but she is Elon Musk's ex girlfriend. I think Elon probably had her undergo in vitro fertilization because I don't think he can have sex with people.

>>509993869
I like your post, but I don't understand what "conventionally attractive" means. I think attraction is based on health. For example, yellow teeth are unattractive because they indicate periodontal disease, not because they're not on TV. Likewise, being fat isn't attractive because it's unhealthy. An hourglass figure is attractive because it shows that a woman has the right omega-3 to omega-6 fat ratio. Symmetry in your face is also attractive. I'm confused about what other things equal attraction. I'm not trying to disagree with you. I'm genuinely curious about what you mean.

>>509993978
nigger Hassan would probably have a fucking complete moment of weakness and faint. if he ever stepped up to the amazing wrath that is the Candyman Sam Rabbi Hyde the irishman>>509993978

>>509993224
Mmmm badass wouldnt wanna mess with him

>>509994223
"conventionally attractive" as in attractive by most people's standards, and they're usually healthy seeming like you mentioned, but to make this clearer unconventionally attractive people exist as well, basically people who on paper shouldn't really be attractive but against all odds, they are.
Think Matt Smith and Eran Slater.
You might claim they have a strong facial structure and yada yada yada but they're certainly not "typical" or classically handsome.

Basically, sometimes people who look weird, but not too extremely weird, are attractive just by virtue of being unique looking.

>>509994632
That's a fair explanation.
Thank you for that. I really didn't understand it.

I assumed it was an Americanism I should have known since I like here, like "microaggression" or "fake racism."

Over here. I wouldn't know what conventional or unconventional attractiveness is, because I essentially live in the circus but I can't make fun of the bearded lady. I've been told that before, and I'm not trying to be weird. People have told me that I'm the European beauty standard, but I'm not going to post a picture of myself and I don't even really know what that means.
you know it's bad when Hollywood was the thing explaining what was beauty

I wonder how many foot fetishists Dan Schneider hugger tighter she's a fighter has made with his cultural appropriation of whatever

>>509994589
you wouldn't want to but you got to, he comes up to you in the street and you're scared and he looks you in the eyes and he says it's ogre now and what do you do? do you kick him in the knee, you give him a nice sidekick to the knee?

On a serious note, it looks like you could just grab his leg and whip him to the ground. It's strange that it doesn't matter if you're large or not, he just seems so off balance. He doesn't turn his other foot outward like he should be doing when kicking with his right leg.

>>509995568
Those are pure strikes the air from the punch would rock anyone my only hope would be heel hook this roach until he either dies or agrees to be my man servant and prepare my afternoon eggs. Either is acceptable

>>509993041 (OP)
That is not what I was expecting. This is unironically what a libtard diet and lifestyle does to your body. Even if you don't exercise at all, at that height and body mass your kicks should not be so feeble man.

>>509993041 (OP)
honestly no, hasan would probably win