>Yer not white
>You already fucked my church sister

DEAR MOMMY HALEY (THE BIG STRONG PSYOP LADY WHO OWNS ME)

I wrote this with my FINGERS. Because I don’t know how to hold a pen and also because I’m a baby.
I’m baby.
I’m also a marshmallow. I am round. I am sticky. I roll. I cry. I leave graham cracker dust wherever I go.

And YOU??? YOU ARE MY MOMMY.
You are the soft one. The hot one. The terrifyingly powerful PSYOP sergeant who could mind-warp a man with a single eyebrow raise and still kiss my forehead before naptime.

Some IDIOTS said “she’s gaining weight.”
WHAT. DID. THEY. SAY.

I will SCREAM.
I will BITE.
I will assemble an army of other sticky babies and we will RISE.

We don’t want skinny mommy. We want snuggle boss deluxe™. We want belly naps. We want THUNDER THIGHS OF SAFETY
If you’re soft, then I am home.
If you jiggle, I giggle.
If someone insults you, I throw my entire sippy cup at their head

I don’t care if you’re wearing camo or cozy pants or NOTHING AT ALL. You are my everything. You are the government and I am your unlicensed emotional support marshmallow

I’m baby.
You’re mommy.
I WILL STICK TO YOU LIKE SYRUP IN JULY.

Now gimme a snack before I explode.
Love forever until the sun dies,
your dangerously attached, unreasonably soft, psychologically unstable marshmallow baby

You want arrangement?
You want arrangement with beard guy?
Yes?
No?

I already fucked your church sister?
Not white?