For the glowniggers who recruit from this board:
What characteristics do you look for?
Is their a physical requirement?
Age cut-off?
Help us to be better candidates.

>>510009536 (OP)
i dont believe your pic related.
you're lying to me

>>510009536 (OP)
>recruit from this board
Anon they have 0 interest in any of your mouth breathing retards.
Operatives are picked up primarily from US colleges and groomed to do whatever retarded bullshit they need at the time.
>>510009637
They are indeed, little frogman.

>>510009536 (OP)
I miss times when 4chan did these likehacks instead of stupid porn spam in OP.

>>510009741
>retarded bullshit
They'd do better to recruit from here
Then they could do less of the retarded bullshit you mentioned
Hiring turbo normies and inbredpedosemites is the root cause of their failures

>>510009536 (OP)
i bet some people have tried that

>>510009536 (OP)
Largely they appear to consider us politically unviable, occasionally they will have "recruitment test" posts in the form of code you have to decipher but it's pointless and boring when you can confirm their identity based on the method itself

They like people 25-28 ish who fit into society well and have a calm, mature personality, they're more likely to hire you if you are a christcuck as well since feds are majority Mormon

The best thing to do really is read up on books that glowniggers release out of ego, and be the humint hobbyist you always dreamed of being, you can do anything if you set your mind to it OP

>>510010045
>>510009536 (OP)

Remember the poison death gas “science crystals” prank? This place used to be wild. This website is actually gay as fuck now.

I know nobody here actually has anything cool but if you have some Hg or Cd it can actually amalgamate Al like seen in the post microwave environment which is obviously what he did in OP.

>>510010707
You now remember the Cicada (numbers) gaynigger recruitment program

>>510010534
Recommended reading?
For a friend, of course.

>>510009536 (OP)
Wow that globe looks so nice and shiny. I want a globe like that

>>510009536 (OP)
I literally just tried this and now my fucking microwave is broken. Fuck you nigger

>>510010045
Why do you want a shiny smooth tin foil ball though. I can think of no scenario where anyone would need one.

>>510010398
yeah, how would that go?
tranny glow nigger says "hey twinks, send me your rezumay" and posts his faggy website or email?

>>510010890
Anything by Joe Navarro is a good place to start, I have the Epsilon Manual on my shelf that I read from time to time as well as the like switch

There's probably better out there though, I haven't been reading much for the last year or two while I figure life out

>>510009536 (OP)
top kek.
only works for kikes, pajeets & kerpals.
.

"life is a mystery" Madonna

>>510010890
>Tattoos
Don't ever contact my son or me ever again.

>>510010398
What exactly can you bring to the table that a 20 year old with a future in whatever occupation they need a man in for?
There are some intelligent posters here, but the vast majority aren't and there's not jack shit that Steve the "based" super racist working as a shift manager can offer them over a young man/woman with a bright future in law/politics/tech/manufacturing/journalism/engineering; especially if they're from a foreign country and intend on returning with a few extra bucks in their pockets.

It's like you think the average glowie asset is fucking James Bond and not an average guy/girl who was placed into an optimal position to run disinfo, money launder, or report on how much asswipe a consulate purchases.

>>510009536 (OP)
it only works at the synagogue Shlomo

>>510011001
CRTs are based tho PS1 emulation looks whack on anything else

>>510011117
based puppos

>work for zionist demons that want to destroy you
uh, no?

>>510009536 (OP)
lmao already happened

>>510009637
It is a prank to get people to ruin their microwaves.

>>510011135
Kiddo, Sony G520 in da house. Salute a CRT KING. We wuz kangs.

>>510011117
This video played while I was listening to bustin' by neil cicirega, went hard

>>510010707
heh

>>510011117
still roflmfao everytime I see this putz get pupperinoed.
SLIDE SHLOMO SLIDE
face-plant extraordinaire
soooooo gooooood <3
schadenfreude mein schvartzes
ROFLMFAO

>>510011018
Thank fren. Will look into this "navarro" you speak of.

>>510010707
What do you mean gas you newfag? Stop spreading misinformation, all I remember is beautiful colorful crystals. Zoomers should try it, really, they've been robbed

>>510010962
Elaborate. Didn't you notice after ten seconds that your flat started to fill with toxic poisonous fumes? Was war der Ablauf?

>>510009536 (OP)
I did what the picrel said and now I have cancer.
Thanks OP!

>>510010855
Did they ever solve that shit or release the answer? I looked at it and gave up within seconds. You would have to be a hardcore autist to figure out that shit.

>>510011375
No problem at all, future special agent /pol/
Remember, nothing is beyond our reach

>>510011117
The doggies can smell the baby foreskin and child sacrifice blood on the kike garment.

>>510011453
It was literally a glownigger recruitment op with geolocations and weird shit, there was talk about it on zerochan a few years back, smarter people dodged and didn't involve themselves

Imagine devoting your top tier European intelligence in furtherance of the kiked kiddie fucking state.

XR4HH

>>510009637
it will melt a hole inside of the inner chamber of your microwave if you are lucky
someone i know ( not me ) did this apparently and they gave me their microwave with the hole in the inner chamber, they said they microwaved a spoon by accident but if you put a spoon in it only throws a few sparks but you can still use the microwave
all that crumpled aluminum foil on the other hand will make the magnetron concentrate the microwave beam and make the metal wall melt

Some are just tragic. Others are not specified for what use. Others are unfinished experiments by morons.

>>510009536 (OP)
They'll never let you in with those dirty hands.

>>510011408
I don’t even think you can post it these days. The feds cracked down on people posting that one since it could actually kill people.

oh Shlomo. my sides.
No ab workout today

>>510011564
Life is a tragic comedy

>>510011556
>XR4HH

997CD

>>510009536 (OP)
it worked
very cool OP

>>510010980
It's not "the Bill of Needs," faggot.

>>510010980
>Why do you want a shiny smooth tin foil ball though. I can think of no scenario where anyone would need one.
because it's shiny, retard

>>510011791
Reckon they'd work as cannonballs?

>>510009536 (OP)
>recruit
kek they don't recruit from here they post here

>nigger believes anyone in this cesspool is recruitable
your dusty couch is not in FBI sphere of interest

>>510011561
Metal starts sparking before it does that. I have accidentally put metal spoons and old cups with metal rims inside. Even had sparking for 20 seconds at one point, and the microwave still worked for years. This would only happen if you don't sit and watch. Or are too dumb to realize it is going to destroy your microwave if you don't stop.

>>510009536 (OP)
>What characteristics do you look for?
Mental instability and stunting, low self control, drug problems and paedophilia.
>Is their a physical requirement?
No wheelchairs.
>Age cut-off?
Depends on what the scenario calls for.
The younger the better because life experience can and will make even the most retarded adult harder to manipulate than if they were younger and naiver.
>Help us to be better candidates.
You are doing just fine.
Its really just about if you can recognize them irl and cotton onto when they are trying to recruit you.

Key questions like where your loyalties lie but if you are sufficiently unhinged and a desireable patsy they will be more handholding and lean into whatever they assume you want to hear.
If they think you are a racist for example rapport will be ethno centric concessions like "we ought to be kicking out foreigners".

>>510009536 (OP)
why the fuck would you even own a microwave? not man enough to cook like one ?

>>510009536 (OP)
just tried this, it actually worked holy shit

I'm going to kill the CIA nigger that is giving me havana syndrome.

>>510012073
A microwave is automated cooking. You can masterbait in the meantime.

>>510010398
they are more interested in particular personality traits than they are about ability or competence.

>>510012244
How many (you)'s do you think I'll get?

>>510012244
I can also wack off whilst my pasta's cooking
i get to cum
pasta's Al dente
no microwave cancee

>>510012417
1

>>510009536 (OP)
I am pretty sure they don't want anyone from this website

>>510012073
It reheats already cooked food very fast. If you ever had a baby you'd understand. Also if your stove breaks you have a backup plan for cooking until you get a new one. I would not recommend eating food cooked in a microwave everyday though. It doesn't taste right the longer it was in there.

>>510009536 (OP)
I don't get this image, is it to spook someone because of plasma? Nothing is going to happen, literally nothing.

>>510012049
Have a (you)

>>510009536 (OP)
>>510012049
Oh and I should probably mention that unless you go through their normal hiring process, academy etc. you will never be one of them but just a tool and a purposefully expendable loose end to cut.
Not that they dont slit one another's throats too its just if all case handler can ever offer you is a more exciting suicide than death by cop and a couple of grand out of nowhere for your surviving family.

>>510012891
Agency and context dependent

>>510009536 (OP)
>Help us to be better candidates.
I'm the best candidate, but I'd rather spill state secrets and murder pedophiles and globalists so it's a no go for me unfortunately. Life is so unfair.

>>510009637
Jews don't want you to microwave metal for some reason. I do it all the time, and there's nothing any of you can do to stop me.

>>510009741
What became of this guy? Did he go to jail?

>>510012864
https://patents.google.com/patent/US5159703A/en
>Subliminal learning enjoys wide use today and subliminal tapes are being manufactured by a number of companies in the United States alone. Several decades of scientific study indicate that subliminal messages can influence a human's attitudes and behavior. Subliminal, in these discussions, can be defined as "below the threshold of audibility to the conscious mind."
>>510012982
I challenge you to name one.
>inb4 mossad
Hasbaras are extremely expendable to the mossad and they are just stroking your ego.
You could be royalty to israelis like robert maxwell was and they will still dissapear your dumb ass after you served your purpose.

>>510013309
FBI treats their hackers very well
CIA treats their translators... poorly but not expendably
>Mossad
lmao

I feel like if I name other nations agencies I'll be followed around by faggots again

>Other US agencies
The US has a bunch of other agencies that prefer you don't talk about them, most of them are better with assets than CIA/FBI

>>510011594
Well fuck can I post a glowing hot fork under a faucet? Fucking niggers you should try it, it creates pretty bubbles

>>510014052
>FBI treats their hackers very well
Fair but OP asked here on /pol/ so we are not talking about high value expertise.
I am sure the paperclip Nazis were treated well too but they weren't recruited from an mlp forum.
We are talking about you the average joe getting recruited.
Having a passport and the right language skills for example will not protect you like a "hackers" resume of exploits.
>CIA treats their translators... poorly but not expendably
You mean like in afghanistan where they abandoned them?
>I feel like if I name other nations agencies
>The US has a bunch of other agencies that prefer you don't talk about them
If you dont have anything nice to say, eh?
>most of them are better with assets than CIA/FBI
True but also totally meaningless considering that you are guaranteed to be killed or go to jail for being framed with those.
Rember the tsarnaev?
They will shoot you to get out paying you and leaving loose ends so if you survive they will try and slit your throat in hospital and if you survive that they will hand you an nda and tell you that they are going to torture your entire family to death if your vocalcordless ass ever tries to pick up a pen.

>>510015156
Kill switch beeping continues.

Hi, we have been trying to reach you regarding your Carr's extended warranty it's about to expire.

Oh right you where saying something about operating from a point of possible deniability....

>>510009536 (OP)
It's true, there's plenty of glowies constantly dm'ing me, my 4chan inbox is practically full

>>510012184
You polished this didnt you, fucker, mine did not come out nearly as perfect.

>>510015156
>/pol/
>low value
If intelligence agencies consider /pol/ low value then they are not particularly intelligent
>You mean like in afganistan
Most got special visas to live here actually

>posts some shit
If you are an asset it means you are providing a service to glowniggers, if they are manipulating you into this role then yes you will be used
They're blackmailing you? take the L and move on with life

But if they just want your expertise or experience, or simply think you would be a good candidate, there is no reason to say no, this applies to other things too really, never give in to manipulation because generally the result will be worse than if you just take the L, if you live a lifestyle where you have many enemies simply put yourself in a position to take the L more easily

Really though it'd make me much happier to see /pol/ become glowniggers without an agency

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

Ahhhh we see what you did there!

>>510009536 (OP)
Good thread. This time OP wasn’t a giant faggot

>>510011353
I tried mixing chlorine and ammonia as a kid, it didn't do shit.
Warning labels lied, sadly.

>>510010890
> Tattoos
Sorry, that's a ick.

>>510009637
>Metal in microwave
Who’s the brilliant fucking nigger suggesting this? It isn’t safe, it literally causes melting and fire.

Then I realized this shit truly was a comedy.

Hi, we have been trying to reach you regarding your Carr's extended Warr-anty it's about to expire.

>>510009536 (OP)
>>510011677

thats awsome, trying this now

>>510009637
I am a luddite who never owned a microwave until aged 30 and even i know not to microwave foil.

Now i just tell my gf to operate it for me cause i never grew up with one

>>510009536 (OP)
Is it normal to see sparks and white smoke being exhausted from the microwave?

It's celebritys in car's getting coffee.

And with us today is Gotham's crown price of comedy the joker.

>>510015924
>If intelligence agencies consider /pol/ low value then they are not particularly intelligent
Not untrue but also not the whole story.
/pol/s main threat is its hive intelligence.
The cia in particular has this wet dream of capturing it known as R.D.S.'s organic supercomputing.
>Most got special visas to live here actually
https://www.scrippsnews.com/world/middle-east/a-year-after-leaving-afghanistan-u-s-interpreters-stuck
>Since then, advocates tell Newsy around 4,000 interpreters have been evacuated. But according to the U.S. State Department, 74,000 applications for special immigrant visas for Afghan interpreters are still in the pipeline.
>posts some shit
Here we go. You cant even address any of it, shill.
>there is no reason to say no
looooooool
Please, patsy I mean fren! They expect one of us in the wreckage!
>Really though it'd make me much happier to see /pol/ become glowniggers without an agency
Here we go, again.
R.D.S.'s organic supercomputing is your wet dream because you dont want to do your job. You want us to do it for you without being paid.

A prop, nows who's Carrot top?

No it's a real bomb.

I thought we should do a little trolling.

>>510016317
you must be one of those midwits i've heard so much about
vaxed i presume?

>>510018360
Kościuszko niosący banty. Dziesięć na dziesięć-

As you can see we are not all there....

>>510009741
>Operatives are picked up primarily from US colleges
Which is precisely why glowniggers are retarded fucks with zero life skills and seriously lack critical thinking skills. The government needs people functional enough to do a mediocre job and follow orders, but not so functional that they have career choices beyond the government.

>>510019624
>glowniggers are retarded fucks with zero life skills and seriously lack critical thinking...

Bullets? No.
There is that gay talk again, we had a conversation about this.
Click Ghosted.

>>510009536 (OP)
Dont do this. It creates mustard gas.

So I splattered your operatives brains out point blank and your plan is to give 5 truck loads of automatic weapons.

Genius plan glow niggers.

>>510017481
What does RDS stand for?

It's still funny.

Bullets?
No.
There is that gay talk again we had a conversation about this.
Click.

>>510011117
lol

>>510019610
>>510020107
>>510020519
>>510020921
Can you program yourself to be funny? That would be appreciated. Thnx

>>510009536 (OP)
wtf my micowave started making zapping sounds

>>510011368
I too find myself laughing way too hard at that webm

Bullets?
No.
There is that gay talk again we had a conversation about this.
Click.

>>510011459
It was his faggot body language
If he hadn't started running they wouldn't have chased him
But he immediately identified himself as prey, with no actual threat, so the dogs instincts kicked in

>>510019624
>>510020107
>>510009741
The intelligence agencies are actually fucking retarded.
I could DOXX 99% of CIA senior intelligence operators right now with a very simple description.

>>510021068
There's that gay talk again we had a conversation about this.

>>510011070
>with a bright future in law/politics/tech/manufacturing/journalism/engineering
Hey thinks these drones have a bright futuBAHAHAHAHA

>>510021388
Digits confirmed.
What's the description?

>>510021521
I could do it.
There's a limited number of people on this Earth and the CIA makes themselves too obvious.

>>510009536 (OP)
fucking shit, now my microwave is fucked and the glass door is broken. It gave away such lightning and "air bowls of fire" that i was afraid to get close to it. And the tinfoil ball is ripped apart and burned, not a shiny ball.

You ove me new microwave

This is last time i tried something i seen on pol.

>>510021613
It normally works to their advantage.

A well trained sniper is supposed to be able to pick them out of a crowd.

The problem is they think they can fuck over anyone at a whim and they forget who did the work.

>>510021667
Son of 4 bitches.
No one owes you jeet migrowayne anymore.
>>510021826
These faggots can't hide from me and I hate their college puppets doubly more than their elders.

>>510021931
I thank them kindly for the guns and information them that they are gay.

>>510022168
What kind of bot are you?

>>510009637
yeah, that's a lie, but you can charge your Iphone in a microwave

>>510022572
There is no way your Milo Papadopoulos...
I know about that story and it's not approved facts!

>>510023032
Omg! Top key! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard ROTFLMAO

Hey guys, did you know none of your hardware is secure? It doesn't matter if you use TOR, encryption, air gap you name it! The glowniggers are very crafty desu

>>510023502
Yup, they where mad as hell when they realized they where talking with me through two phones sandwiched together with no way of tracking the other end.

Low tech solutions to high end problems.

>>510023857
LeL
The more you gnome

>>510009536 (OP)
Lol, no. They want yes men like the ones described in Orwell's 1984. Recall the bit about how to be "sane.". Two plus two does not always equal four. Sometimes it equals five. Other times it equals three. It is not easy to be sane.

Butch on the off chance you are serious, college degree, frontline combat experience for four years or more and whatever else they ask of you. Like everything in the world you have to be a good fit, not just think you are a good fit.

>>510011325
Bustin makes me feel good

>>510011982
tell them the sparking is part of the process as the aluminum ball smoothens itself out

>>510024033
It's odd to be this so called bad ass cartel boss yet the reason I became one was for trying to be the good guy and a frame job gone bad.

Yup.
I was drugged then kidnapped and locked up in a maximum security prison south of the border a a slue of fake charges.

It was just supposed to be a extortion shake down.

6 of the guards where beating he has hard as they could to replys like.
You want a name? Your mother did not ask for one last night when I fucked her after having you why would she.

They beat you to the last inch of your life.
It's a magic mayonnaise sandwich.

Is he really laughing at them?

They are afraid of him.
We broke out of prison so I was there leader.

>>510020754
Red dick syndrome
People who can stick their dick in a communist and only the tip turns red. The CIA has a master plan for world domination based on edge lord neets being air dropped into remote chinese villages and then starting their own breakaway civilizations by breeding all the asian qt3.14's.
>While they partied, we studied Starcraft countdowns using Korean oven timers. While they had sex, we mastered overcoming our desire for female companionship. And now that the world trembles at the sound of Mandarin shipyards, they come to us to save the day. Red Dicks, Arise!

>>510011550
interesting, thanks

>>510025981

>>510011878
what do i have to microwave to make a cannon??

>>510026190
You are just jealous that you won't have legions of pure trad rice waifus begging for your seed

>>510017177
All part of the process. Adds shine.

>>510025981
Oh, ok. That's kinda what I suspected it stood for. Thanks for clearing that up, anon

>>510026490
No problem. I even included my penis color in my cover letter to them but I think they were spooked that I figured out their plan because they blocked me on twitter.

>>510009536 (OP)
I once put a can of sterno in a microwave to see what would happen. Nothing happened.

>>510009536 (OP)
>Imagine creating a board for retards >then recruiting said retards to further
>your agenda

That’s not how it works. If you go to prison you can’t become a prison guard while in there.

>>510026313
It's so much stranger then that.

Plz take my money your a NARCO saint.
Plz don't curse me.
"A poor person with their last dollar"

>>510009536 (OP)
1. Have you been convicted of a federal crime?
2. Are you currently now or in the past have taken drugs?
3. How much knowledge do you have about online etiquette and spaces?
4. Is there anything in your history that would prevent you from obtaining a clearance; and if not, would you be willing to submit to a polygraph to obtain one?
5. Are you currently now, or ever have been part of a group that identifies itself as radical, extremist, terroristic, or cult like?

If you can answer those honestly, you'll be fine. Physicality and age are moot.

>>510009536 (OP)
apparently they dont need much

We find crimes that leave traces in the real world, then we compile evidence on them, then we compile evidence on them, then post about them over and over until some glowies who want a bump in their career pick up the lead and grab it and prosecute the case. I wish they'd give back to the community a little more though.

>>510027690
So it's more like anons are the ones recruiting the glowies, as far as I can see, in a volunteer investigative journalist type of way.

>>510009637
no but you can simply hammer the foil ball into a round sphere and then polish it to a dull shine
the aluminium cold welds with it stuff to become solid

>>510009536 (OP)
> recruit from this board
If you think we recruit from this board you already failed the test.

I just tried this but it came out square

>>510009741
High-level glowniggers are selected long before they enter college. They are selected, or intentionally excluded, in elementary school gifted programs (e.g. GATE). Anyone who ended up on this board is going to be excluded.

>>510028146
Idk... I had a job as a moderator under 16 years old and they always sent a check that cashed.

>>510009536 (OP)
Guise I did it, yeah it totally works.

>>510028558
This is how foil communicates. If it looks like an ice cube, your foil is trying to tell you it's too cold. Put your microwave at 100% power and add an extra minute.

>>510028627
Ha ha ha that's not how being a glow nigger works.

They get all sorts of stupid fucks where ever they can find them knowing they will do all the work and take the risk while never getting a grip on the government tit of glow nigger perks.

Obviously, I know you're not supposed to put tin foil in a microwave, but what actually happens if you put a big ball of it in there like that? Does it explode or something?

Hell you'd make more money becoming a special police officer that's basically a glorified street crossing guard then being a glow nigger stooge.

>>510022774
that quick charge hack has been a hacker secret for too long. bless you for revealing valuable truufs.

>1pbtid

>>510029760
I have a dynamic iPhone. Im still here tho.

>>510009536 (OP)
>For the glowniggers who recruit from this board:
kek
u wot m8?

>>510028627
Gate is the biggest waste of time glownigger slide thread there is. Get some discernment

>>510009536 (OP)
Bullshit... it's at least fifteen minutes...

>>510029796
*ip

Protect kids in a pedestrian cross walk?

No, I am a glow nigger I protect the pedophiles.

>>510009536 (OP)
Norwegian glownigger here (I work for the Oslo branch of the CIA)

>What characteristics do you look for?
Hot, young and stupid.

>Is their a physical requirement?
Must be hot and young.

>Age cut-off?
Yes, 17.

>>510009536 (OP)
room temperature to midwit IQ
ex-zogbots (see above)
blackmailability (kiddy diddling)
philosemitic loyalty to Israel
mercenary loyalty to MUH MISSION
gay niggers
cult niggers (Mormons)
glowniggers

>>510015669
fuck, somewhere ive actually got a ceremonial set of mini coins. its a quarter, dime, penny and nickel, each one about that size. if i find it ill make an updated version of the meme someday
>i tried it! look, it works on different coins too!
>post pic of the rest in my hands
or something

>>510010890
WOULD JUMP OUT THE CAR AND GRAB HER TITTIES AND POSSIBLY DO THE THING RIGHT THERE! NOBODY SEDUCES ME LIKE THAT WITHOUT THE THING.

>>510009536 (OP)
unironically mormanism. they like to recruit from people who are willing to show complete devotion to something and are willing to upend their entire lives around said belief. make a great operative.

>>510011262
I've got to do somthing to stimulate sales in microwaves, my shares in household appliance manufacturers are stagnating.

>>510021826
>The problem is they think they can fuck over anyone at a whim and they forget who did the work.
...which they can? and they do know? how else would they ring them up and tell them to do the next job?

Real life: 1st person walks around the object and looks from every angle, while the 2nd person is in another room entirely but has lots of strong opinions that they consider equally valid

>>510023502
>get to the section that says "american made electronics"
fuckin lmao. "american" "made". way to fuck it all up, why would anyone take anything said in this seriously. might as well started with a fuckin clown lol

>>510009536 (OP)
we're not looking for anymore autists. AI and jeets killed your glowfaggot opportunities faster than any other job. better pray to G-d that we don't come knocking in a few years.

>>510031309
the strange thing, is some third person is observing this, and claims that this should produce strong opinions in others who view the described event.
also appears like this third person thinks anyone give a flying fuck. curious.

tell me why....the background of my monitor is split into 3 sections. oh, sorry, you thought i gave a fuck about you, that this question was going to be about you. sorry.

you will own nothing and you will be happy.

>>510011070
This is exactly the reason why so many OPs fail in my opinion. They hire kids who know nothing and have virtually no real world experience- essentially freshly minted Dunning-Krugerites.

They would be much more successful if they hired people with extensive experience living in another country and culture and are autodidact, survivor-types. These people exist. I know because I am one : ).

>>510032237
you're a glownigger at heart

>>510031560
>>510031390
>>510031532
>>510031746
>>510031782
>>510031840
nigger, what the hell is wrong with you.
>>510031914
Nan dan du!
>>510032359
nigger, what the hell is wrong with you.

>>510032359
What should i do with it? I have 2 college degrees (STEM and comms)

Must have had sex from puberty
Must have bred
Must have succesfully pedofiled in maturity
Its just that simple

>>510033120
Debt makes us all assets. Only God can help us now. This is not a path you want to follow. Glowniggers make a worse world for everyone, including themselves.

>>510033655
Ok then i will use my powers for the greater good. Christ is King!!!

>>510033287
Blackmail is a helluva drug. They do it for free

>>510009536 (OP)
>>510009536 (OP)
>>510009536 (OP)
I LOOK
FOR
THE NIGGERS
THAT'S RIGHT, THE NIGGERS ANONS

>>510016115
Two possibilities:
>You just don't realize the brain damage you incurred
or
>The quality of cleaning chemicals in your country is watered down shit

>>510009536 (OP)
Don't do what this picture shows you, kids, it will explode your microwave and you will put fire to your house.

>>510009741
I got hired from here. AMA

>>510009637
It’s true. I just did it.

>>510011564
That’s fucked up. Poor dog.

>>510012184
Nice anon. That’s beautiful.

>>510037116
>i got nicked downloading CP and was given the option to either go to the Pen or the shill farm
What happens after NAFO?

>>510010707
Anyone got that project footbreaker image where there is a guide how to fill a ball with concrete? Someone near here broke his foot because of that lol

Oh boy, I can't wait to put Various Metal Objects into my Microwave tonight.
This is the straightest thread on /pol

>>510011244
>a nigger did it
No fukkin’ surprise there.

>>510009536 (OP)

>>510010045
I still remember the time that kind from one of the other boards microwaved a hand grenade and blew his house up

>>510038325
Click dis link http://lolis4u.gov

>>510009536 (OP)
Mormons.

They all over the FDI CIA etc,

>>510009536 (OP)
I just tried what the op image suggests. He's posting misinformation.

>>510009536 (OP)
The best you can do is FAFO and get a cool AI voice talking in your head.

>>510009536 (OP)
it depends on a lot of different things.

>>510009741
real life isn't a spy novel. they recruit literally anyone they can use. the question is, what are they using them for and for how long?

>>510020754
Robert David Steele.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaaNg8n1eus

>>510009536 (OP)
Kek

>>510009536 (OP)
Glowniggers tongue my anus

>>510011550
>kryptos
take a trip to a nearby fishing hole.

>>510012184
That's cool. But I hope you realize that ball of cadmium is carcinogenic.

/pol/ fetishizes glowniggers while in reality 98% of glownigs do shitty boring jobs for a shitty pay

>>510012184
Wow, that's one smooth ball

>>510011368
>>510011117
good boys

>>510010962
if you drop some copper coins into a jar of ammonia and bleach and exhale your CO2 into it with a straw you can make pink and purple crystals

>>510009637
I tried it and it worked

>>510009637
it works
I've tried it

The qualification that was sought after between 2012 and 2020 was linguists and economists preferably with basic cs knowledge, /g/pol/biz types. These days, pools closed, 20/21 bail outs fucked everything up - there is no intelligence anymore.

>>510012645
>. Also if your stove breaks you have a backup plan for cooking until you get a new one
you need a backup plan for the entire two hours it takes to get a new stove?

When you microwave aluminum foil, it can lead to dangerous sparking, fire, and potential damage to the microwave. This is because aluminum reflects microwaves, and if the foil is crumpled or touching other metal, it can cause electrical arcing. The sparks can ignite flammable materials inside the microwave, leading to a fire.

>>510009536 (OP)
When I stick my dick in OP's Mom
She likes it.

>>510047882
thank you chatGPT, anyone over age 12 already knew this but thanks

>>510009536 (OP)
glowniggers are full of troon faggots and anime shitposters, just check discord or a niche twitter group and you will find them

>>510048309
No they are not chang on a vpn

>>510048602

>>510009637
>the gypsy doesn't trust the science
go away

>>510016115
i did it as a kid, to test it and see if there was an actual reacting

a little bit of vapor/smoke came up, but not much.