Who do you think lived the happiest and most interesting life?

For me it's Muhammad, who had 40 concubines and 23 wives, among which there were also lolis and mommies, he had a loyal army, in fact ready to give his life for him at any second, and absolute power. He could kill Jews with impunity, as in the story where he personally beheaded 600 Jews in one day, simply because, as he later said, "Allah commanded him to do so." Most importantly, he could fuck anything that moved, and no one could blame him for it. Each of his wives knew about his other wives and mistresses, and they accepted it as a given. No matter how rich a person is today, they will never be able to afford the same standard of living that Muhammad had. I don't believe in God, but I envy the life this man from the desert has lived.

>>510027630 (OP)
> Most importantly, he could fuck anything that moved
pidorincel detected
dude, there is more to life than yebnia

>>510027630 (OP)
He's in hell, so I hope he enjoyed himself.

>>510027850
Like video games and furry porn? You're a fucking subhuman, but we both know that sex is the most important thing in a man's life. Poland should be a Russian province.

there's a hadith that claims Muhammad died from poisoning from one of his concubines that was Jewish.

>>510028137
Hell doesn't exist, boy, grow up

>>510028285
>but we both know that sex is the most important thing in a man's life
only in the failed life of a "man" never got any pizda
anyone who had sex knows it's not a big deal
>Poland should be a Russian province.
right, "cherez dve nedeli" petuh

>>510028318
She was not a concubine, but an old Jewish woman, and Muhammad had beheaded her relative, possibly her son, several years earlier.

>>510027630 (OP)
Moahmmad also enjoyed getting fuck by men from Zutt

>>510028906
Jesus suffered from this, as did all the Abrahamic prophets. She learned it from the Hindus, who can even stick their little dicks in the devil's mouth.

>>510029159
>Everyone was butt fucked by a bunch of jeets
Tell us more about your fanfic. Does it get high praise on Tumblr?

>>510027630 (OP)
I respect muhammadins but the guy lived like a fat animal. definitely inspirational to brownoids but you have to think there's something more to life.

>>510027630 (OP)
its interesting from a modern perspective but i wouldnt change a good logistic system , having any good available if you arent poor and the confort of modern life for anything "exciting"