Did you know that you can just lie about being a freemason and get all the benefits of membership without bothering with initiation, lodge approval and all that other boomer bullshit?
Imagine that, actual masons are such retarded losers, who waste time and resources obtaining "legitimate" membership, when you can get the same thing with a cheap sticker.

>>510028455 (OP)
You'll fail the code test
Then you're marked. Forever.

>>510028455 (OP)
Some old guy showed me his freemason "get out of traffic stops free" card.
ha. I thought it was an old guy thing.
Nope. I think this is real. Problem is, I can't worship satan.

>>510028612
Yeah, gotta know the hand shake and secret shit.

>>510028620
Its jewficer. I mean lucifer

>>510028682
But if you dont get stopped

>>510028455 (OP)
Why would I want to lie about being a Freemason? I already avoid being pulled over by simply having no interest in having interactions with police
It's as shrimple as that

>>510028682
With a firm handshake, press your thumb between the opposing thumb and first digit finger, and apply pressure, asking him if he's a traveling man.

>>510028612
>You'll fail the code test
>Then you're marked. Forever.
Lol! This!!

>>510029246
That's the gayest shit I ever heard and the reason I'll always be a renegade in a world of clubfags.

>>510029246
That's fucking it?!

I head stories from judges that they give people harsher sentences if they make the Freemason foot position. Too many criminals are already doing it. You have to give them advanced signals. And even then it might not work with a Freemason judge because they aren't high enough to know what they mean.

>>510028612
>You'll fail the code test
Its just them asking if you are really are a mason, then you can just name lodge from area far away that no longer exist or some shit.
>>510028612
>Then you're marked. Forever.
Even if you get "caught" lying about being a mason, there ae no negative consequences to it.

>>510028455 (OP)
If they catch you, they WILL rape you. non consensual anal, thats how it goes . if you are a real mason all butt stuff is consentual

>>510029679
You both use your free hand to probe each other assholes. First to hit a prostate exclaims “to the victor goes the spoils”

>>510028612
He has to pull you over to do that, dumbass.

>>510028682
Just read Morals and Dogma by Alberto Pikearuny and you'll know more about masonry than whoever pulls you over.

>>510030338
cool club you got there faggola