BOW TO THE FUCKING KING

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

trade volume is at the lowest in history
/biz/ jew shills have to come here to try to get (((yous))).
kill yourself jew, or we will do it for you.

>>510042135
>>510042542
>nocoiner seethe

Never gets old.

another jew looking for attention from white people trying to unfuck the world
kill yourself.

>>510041930 (OP)
$1 million soon baby. All the faggots here are going to cope.
>no no no duh duh duh sell signal rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>510041930 (OP)
im not really selling, i see it as a potential in case the future goes dark same with gold

>>510041930 (OP)
if you buy a CD instead of a bitcoin, youll make $2300 in 6 months with absolutely zero risk.
its too late to make huge money on btc.

>>510041930 (OP)
Ok, please explain. In 2008, I could have dumped 10k into this, had I, I would be a billionaire right now?

>>510041930 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY

Holy shit time to cash out my 3 bands.

>>510045181
With how much put in?

>>510045749
Maybe a few grand, IF you could find someone to sell them to you. There was no coinbase or whatever back then.

>>510045749
yes. all you had to do is resit the urge to cash out at 100k and 250k and 1M and 10m and 50m and 100m...

>>510041930 (OP)
Eh, I gamble with that kind of money.

>>510046019
116k at 4%
its not sexy but you cant lose

>>510046573
>116k
Nigga most of the population doesnt even have $500 for an emergency.

>>510046126
So its this decades new Ponzi?

keep seething and dilating, nocoiners. you're gonna blow your heads off when it hits 1M in 5 or so years

I finally managed to get 1BTC last bear cycle. I'm very happy bros! Might no look like a lot for you guys but I get paid with huezilian monopoly money.

>>510041930 (OP)
hope you're aware this is mainly the dollar falling, not bitcoin going up

>>510046732
>So its this decades new Ponzi?
it's 16 years old now. old enough to fuck.

>>510041930 (OP)
>even if it goes up a lot I still won't be rich.
fugg I shudda put more in years ago.

>>510046732
not quite. ponzies have central managers creating the illusion of profit. bitcoin and crypto is more of a speculation bubble

>>510042542
>no one selling
omggg the trade volume so loww!!

>>510041930 (OP)
Its only up a whole 4% and 6% on the weekly lulz. XRP is 12% on the weekly but you wont talk about coins that work. Like it or not you are running out of useful idiots to keep your anarchocrapitalist ponzi propped up.

>>510047634
you havent made any money until you sell

>>510047539
there can only ever be 21 million btc you retard. if btc achieves it's full potential each one will be worth easily over £1bln, either that or it fails those are the only 2 possible outcomes, there is no middle way. it's worth sticking £50 in, or whatever you can afford. stick it in a cold wallet and forget about it for 10 years.

>>510047788
i made $120k on shitcoins in 2021 while you were drooling over funko pops and pokemon. i cashed that out and my btc holdings are separate like a 401k, i'm up 600% since then. stay mad.

>>510047837
if hanes limited production of white undershirts to 21 million do you think the price of undershirts would rise to infinity or would fruit of the loom sell more white undershirts?
this is econ101 shit, retard. crypto is not finite because there are infinity substitutes.

>>510047741
XRP to $100k while Bitcoin crashes to zero

>>510044526
This. I can't wait to retire
I'm going to spend all day on pol talking shit to bitcoin haters

>>510041930 (OP)
sheer stupidity. Imagine being happy an alternate non-govt issued currency is valued more than your own dollar. Stop and ask why. Is it tied to GDP? Productivity? No, it's completely fucking speculative and it isn't even scalable. It's serves no real purpose. And before you say "digital currency is progress so you just have to accept it's coming". Yes, it would be progress if it remained govt issued. Non-govt issued currency is effectively the privatization of currency. Look how they fuck you with everything else they privatized. You think currency is going to be different?

>>510047741
This guy gets it.
Bitcoin is good to sit on to at least cover inflation.
If you want to actually make money, you have to trade lesser coins (not the meme ones.)
Personally, I trade XRP, Solana and Etherum.

>>510048072
>i cashed out in 2021
so you lost millions? cool
you could get the same results betting on stonks and buying real estate, by the way, which is my whole point.

>>510041930 (OP)
yet s coins are all shit. So basically all the crypto money transferred into bitcoin

>>510048116
>>510047741
Lol at these bag holders

>>510041930 (OP)
Insanity. When will this obvious pyramid scheme end? When is the next rugging?

>>510048473
You are more likely to die in a car accident

>>510048473
Bitcoin has no top because fiat has no bottom.

...how the fuck do you guys pay your taxes? Don't they get complicated as shit?

>>510046643
>Nigga most of the population doesnt even have $500 for an emergency.
if you don't have $500 to your ass you have no business talking about investing
go fix your miserable life first, you've made some major fucking mistakes

>>510048473
btc will die or at least level off when someone introduces a stable crypto currency that people will actually use to buy coffee.

>>510041930 (OP)
>Meanwhile... your country is owned by jewish pedophiles. Children of heritage Americans can't afford homes. The US gov gives 70 billion dollars away to foreign aid to countries that no American would give a single fuck about.
You traitorous mother fuckers need to die.
How come you dont come on here and brag when your fake and gay currency is losing value? kek
Gamblers only like to brag when they are up.
Faggots.

>>510041930 (OP)
It has no brakes. I give up on shorting it. I will be happy with the amount I have.

>The Bitcoin blockchain size as of July 9, 2025, is 670.71 GB. Over the past year, it has grown from 584.50 GB, representing an annual increase of about 14.75%. This equates to roughly 86 GB of growth in one year.

Pretty strange. It's not like McDonalds announced it will accept bitcoin to help it become mainstream. It's still just hookers, gamblers/investors and money launderers using this thing.

We're all gonna make it bros

>>510048585
theyd need to cash out for a profit for that to be a problem. in 10 years of crypto hysteria ive seen fewer than 10 posts of proof of anons making more money than boomers burn at the casino every weekend.

>>510048473
I have a coworker he has lost his ass off of all this. I go into work every day and this addict tries to daytrade this bullshit. I laugh at him every day.
>buy the top goy and when it goes down sell
Oh I am laughin

I bought some long time ago for a 4chan pass I think?
Whatever is left over is worth a bit now. It was 6k.

>>510048632
I have $3k in fiat and $3.5k in BTC. of course this is only temporary as I need dental work and have to put at least $5k on my next vehicle lease.

>>510042135
>making huge crypto gains>pasta

hard to imagine what is what was like to be a poor fag

>>510048712
>How come you dont come on here and brag when your fake and gay currency is losing value? kek
I do brag about that though, mostly about how I never sell and just keep buying.
It'll dump again at some point and you'll have a good laugh while I keep slurping my way to early retirement.

>>510042679
you didnt buy when it was pennies kek

>>510048966
i think the other side is funnier. anons living in squalor while they hodl enough btc to buy 50 acres and a mule.

>>510048585
they're all "hodling" until btc goes to a gorillion dollars
that's becauase they invested only $0.50

>>510048966
Some people deserve to be poor. Everyone knows you go long on bitcoin. You don't try to time the market with it.

>>510046732
First five years it was a legit movement to create a crypto currency after that it became just a pajeet ponzi scheme

>>510049059
so you havent made any money yet?
good luck

CHILLGUY IS MOONING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pepecoin on life support but have faith in the og frog

>>510049190
I wish PNUT the squirrel coin was doing better....

>>510049138
in 2010 I could have made a bitcoin overnight on my beige PC
who knew though lol

anyone who still eschews cryptocurrencies in 2025 is a retard or brown and most likely both retarded and brown.

Cardano however is perfect for you if you are brown and retarded.


>>510048585
LOL

>>510048086
>there are infinity substitutes.
there are infinity rugpulls you mean.

>>510046643
this. I am not one of those but seriously some gigantic fuckery is afoot. Every time I see the Bitcoin price move its always in GIANT fucking leaps as if its being artificially pumped

>>510049258
No point getting mad at that you would have sold the moment it had any tiny value. Holding is a disciplined thing you learn with age

>buy my bag
No

>>510048918

>>510041930 (OP)
Look, the media has been reporting on Bitcoin for 15 years now.

They told us at the beginning it was a scam. Gold, silver, and US Dollars would always be superior.

This is definitely the case.
They are all worth way more than this ponzi sc...

Wait how much is a Bitcoin worth now?

Hold up.

>>510049593
When gamestop buys half a billion in BTC you know something is up.

>>510049593
its unironically worth nothing

>>510049454
What bag?

It's free money. Stay off the boat if you want, we'll throw you some life preservers from the 5th deck.

>Calmly walks back into the Captain suite

>>510049412
kek, exactly. i've been in it since 2012 and i've definitely minimised my gains by my own retardation. not bitter in any way though. being a billionaire today would've been cool though.

>>510049694
So, the same as normal money then?

K.

crypto chuds, RISE.
>>510049454
you can't afford my bags, plen.

>>510049751
yes

>>510048585
it's inflation-proofed savings in a non-USD currency
income tax on nominal gains upon reconversion, just like interest on a savings account

>>510049694
you can see its worth right there nigger

>>510041930 (OP)
Millennials and zoomers are already so fucked. But once they realize that most of them will never be able to pull their money out of bitcoin, suicides will explode. Market cap to volume is so extremely bad that there will be no survivors when it's over.

>>510049751
>So, the same as normal money then?
the US dollar is at least backed up by B-2 bombbers, the Marine Corps and nukes
while bitcoin is backed up by some electricity and the internet
lol

>>510050127
>But once they realize that most of them will never be able to pull their money out of bitcoin,
Well, not all of it. Coinbase only allows 20 bands a day to be withdraw.

>>510041930 (OP)
Crypto is fake, gay and jewish. Only real money is gold and silver. Crypto literally doesn't exist and can be stolen or seized from you whenever for ((verification purposes)) or ((AML)). Stupid retards here think they made insane profits until they try to sell it lmao.

>>510050414
strange policy for such a safe investment that is in high demand

>>510046643
breakcuck not everybody is a 50 year old unemployable retard, these discussions are for people who are capable of planning for the future

>>510049993
its a lot like baseball cards and comicbooks. absolutely worthless to 99% of the population but if you can find someone who wants what you have its worth a fortune.

>>510042135
Wait, isn't "mcchicken sauce" just mayonnaise or have I been missing out?

anon will be posting their snide incredulity all the way to btc 400k

>>510050491
Not really. Niggas are FOMOsexuals and are buying at the top.

>>510050556
Planning for the future is a relatively new thing in my life after I told my parents to fuck off for the last time because I couldn't just be giving them hundreds of dollars at a time whenever they rang me up and started begging. I'm not "unemployable". My 25+ years at walmart must account for something?

>>510050811
I have 13 and have been enjoying the cope of nocoin niggerfaggots.

>>510051043
they keep getting angrier, it's unfortunate to see.

>>510051043
whats your cost basis?

>>510051043
prove it tho. assuming you mean 13btc, not $13,000.

>>510041930 (OP)

The way I see it, Bitcoin is an obvious Ponzi scheme, because it has little practical worth for everyday people and a bunch of grifters in Silicon Valley turned it into a blatant tool of speculation. That said, if you are smart enough to make your earnings liquid before the year inevitable panic sets in, then good on you, I’m happy you made it. But for the most part, I see it as a distraction from the degrading of our society and the hard work it will take to improve things

>>510041930 (OP)
No one knows the timeline, but crypto eventually goes to zero.Nothing wrong with playing the game while you can, though.

>>510053085
thats true but its also true about the dollar and gold. but i think youre point is that the crypto timeline is much shorter and i agree

>>510053085
>but crypto eventually goes to zero
explain the process how this happens?

>>510053211
Visa introduces Visacoin and retailers accept it

>>510053211
>explain the process how this happens?
the whales start selling off their crypto for real money
it starts slowly then happens all at once
is this your first bubble?
yes, yes it is

>>510053516
>Visacoin
a coin getting rolled out on crypto rails ends crypto? interdasting..

Satoshi Nakamoto translates to central intelligence.

>>510053892
it doesn't end the technology of crypto, which is good and useful
but it ends the value of the bitcoin, yes

>>510053892
it doesnt matter how it works. it does everything crypto promises except it actually works. and visa owns it all and you cant invest in it. its actually just cash and marketing because crypto is worthless bullshit

>>510053892
they don't even know what they're saying.

>>510053516
oh is it backed by fiat currency and fractional reserve banking that is fully compromised by jews? see 2008. good luck with that.

>>510053723
why though? a bubble is when the fundamentals are nonsense like CDOs during the financial crisis. the fundamentals of btc are there for everyone to see. why would a party selling an amount of btc to another party negatively affect the price?

>>510054031
Out of the 19.9 bitshits in circulation (((satoshi))) owns 1.1 million of them. That combined with the US gov official holdings comes out to about 1.3 million. Then Blackrock, which is basically a 4th branch of the US gov, owns about 700k. The whole thing a gigantic scam run by glowniggers and the price will continue getting more clownish until they decide to yank the plug.

>>510054298
>visa owns it all and you cant invest in it. its actually just cash
so you want to give visa an ability to just create as much cash as they fancy? sounds like a solid well thought out plan. do you even know what cash is and how it is created?

>>510054690
> why would a party selling an amount of btc to another party negatively affect the price?
this your first day trading in anything?
yes, yes it is

you missed out again. you will miss out again in 4 years.

>>510054450
the presumed value of bitcoin and most crypto is that eventually the public will embrace it. the problem with that thinking is that normals dont give a shit about how bitcoin works. all they care about is that it works when they want to safely move a lot of money for cheap or if they want to buy something anonymously(lmao even). so they will be thrilled when visa and mastercard start offering $2 international wire transfers and financial anonymity normals will rush to sign up for it and the future of legacy crypto is dead, and the future is the only reason it was valuable to begin with

>>510054932
just ignore everything else i said. listen you don't have to be an ever seething nocoiner, just buy btc.

>>510055038
>just buy btc at ATH
yeah okay, no, Nigel
I'm not picking up your steaming hot bag of nothing

>>510054895
are you suggesting that 7eleven wouldnt accept a $1 visacoin that visa will buy back for $0.99? because thats retarded

>>510041930 (OP)
I’ve been slurping BTC and other alts since the BTC sub 20k dip a few years back. At this rate I’ll be retired before I even turn 50.

>>510055032
the value of btc like all currency is the people that believe in it. if tomorrow people started believing the USD was worthless it would quickly become worthless. the people that believe in btc are at odds with the traditional fractional reserve banking system because they watched it being corrupted in 2008 because the wrong people were being affected. as long as people believe, btc will have value.

>>510055143
They said that when BTC hit 20k, 50k, 75kk, 100k, 110k. And they say it now until it reaches 125k, then 140k and 150k. I bought every single one of the previous ATH and I’ve made tons of profit

>>510055144
no i saying giving a private company an ability to create money whenever the feel like it is insane. every single economist on the planet would agree with me. do you even know what inflation is?

>>510041930 (OP)
niggers here will swear to their graves that this bitch isnt viable even after it hits $1,000,000

>>510055373
btc is the fractional reserve banking system you absolute fucking dolt. It's their creation. I won't hear any more of this stupid shit about cyberpunks fighting the system or the humble japanese merchant Satoshi.

>>510055588
witnessed

>>510046999
Congrats bro. Being a whole-coiner is a rare distinction.

>>510047182
>hope you're aware this is mainly the dollar falling, not bitcoin going up
wasn't this the original goal of crypto? Time to buy I guess

>>510055373
no one is using crypto. its a speculation bubble. like all bubbles its pumped by a relatively small number of very enthusiatic investors. tulips. beanie babies. securities backed by subprime mortgages. its always the same story. fundementals are completely fucked but theres just enough demand to contiunally pump the price up. eventually too many people try to actualize the gains and it pops. every single time.

>>510055896
even though i buy lots of stuff using crypto

>>510055438
>profit
when was your last cashout? how much?
whats your current cost basis?

>>510055729
>btc is the fractional reserve banking system you absolute fucking dolt
you don't even know what fractional reserve banking is do you? listen it's like this if you and everyone in your town were starving to death they wouldn't print one single extra dollar. however if some jew is about to lose a dime because he thought mixing shit with gold would give him double the amount of gold, they fire that fucking money printer right up.

>>510041930 (OP)
Wowowow! All time high!

I guess this is the time to buy? What percent of my savings should I put in?

>>510055842
>$116k holding is rare
what the fuck? i thought crypto made you rich

>>510055963
>a relatively small number of very enthusiatic investors
i dont expect you to agree with me but try to think about it a bit

>>510055896
>actualize the gains
this is because like many retards, you think of it as a stock which it is not. it's a currency. if you explained the fundamentals of any currency are completely fucked up. they all run pretty much completely on belief, see weimar germany or zimbabwe or italy or turkey.

>>510056188
Do you have a whole Bitcoin? Not just $116k in fiat fun-bucks, but an actual whole Bitcoin?

>>510041930 (OP)
I just bought some. What am I in for?

>>510041930 (OP)
this is weird, I almost bet on it going below 100k during summer. bottom line, don't bet on BTC going down I guess.

>>510056850
>he bought

>>510056850
40% drop to test the amount of balls on newcoiners.

>>510056112
all of it, then months of cold sweat and sleepless nights cause you are down 50%, it's what BTC does to you when you are new.

>>510041930 (OP)
for me it's monero

>>510057146
Wait it kinda mooned harder than bitcoin

>>510056850

>>510049394
Trend is this
>Some richfags invest heavily into any given thing
>Gaslight normies into thinking investing into it is a get rich quick scheme
>Sell their investment to the normies who think they're getting rich
>Peasants left holding the bag
>Some keep, some sell
>Richfags invest heavily and the cycle repeats
It is still possible to make a hell of a lot of money with it but for most people it's just not feasible

>>510056850
> What am I in for?
Ass rape in the short term.
Eventual gains in the long term.

I only have one advice: Don't get spooked and panic sell when it crashes again in two weeks.

>>510051285
Is that real?

>>510058328
theres a better one

Crypto Currency +
Digital ID +
Digital Surveillance +
Social Credit =
——————————
A Digital Trap for the Goyim

>>510058786
how am i being surveilled if i can put a mask on, jam dollars into a machine and get crypto out of it

>>510056977
Nigger please. 110k is the new floor.

>>510056850
>What am I in for?
stick it in a cold wallet, forget about it but look after it. come back in 10yrs, you'll be fine. don't day trade btc or you'll probably lose your shirt.

>>510041930 (OP)
Get ready for it to tumble down again.

>>510048659
It’s going to crash at some point like it usually does. It will go to 30-50k in 5 years it might hit 200k

>>510041930 (OP)
>put 500$ in BC around march when it dropped a bunch.
>now it's up to 800$
bro bitcoin is just gold at this point, it just keeps going up.

>>510049059
>retirement
By that time the US dollar will be worthless like pesos and Bitcoin will have hardly kept it’s worth

>>510059804
This happens every cycle you bought it too high. It’s going down way low around Christmas

>>510041930 (OP)
I frequently trade a bunch of meme stocks and they have better gains than BTC, plus I can liquidate them much much faster than BTC as well. Why should I hodl BTC again?
>muh
not your keys, not your coins

>>510055588
good digits on this one and true

>>510059901
>last 2 years in decemeber it went up
>after those 2 it went down
seems like it broke that cycle 2 years ago mate

Ive got $1000 to put on btc rn
Tell me how

>>510044526
>>510046811
>fuck you I got mine

Satoshi Nakamoto translated to Central Intelligence
Largest holders are megacorporations and governments
Peter Thiel helped start Ethereum and Ripple
and on and on and on

Its a liquidity trap for the great reset
You will own nothing and be happy. Remember?

>>510047788
>selling into a depreciating shitcoin named the "dollar"
yea no thx

>>510042135
it's called mayonnaise you fucking nigger

>>510041930 (OP)
How do you cash out when it starts to free fall?

>>510041930 (OP)
if SHIBA gets to $1, I will become a millionaire!

>>510042542
I literally would've been a billionaire if I didn't listen to retards like you

>>510044526
>10x from here would be $80 trillion market cap
>could easily pick a stock and get a realistic return

You're fucking retarded if you think this is hitting $1 million, or if it does thinking it'll happen in your lifetime.

>>510063900
Sell it to a bigger sucker

>>510041930 (OP)
Dollar is dead, Bitcoin is the standard. They will probably revalue gold to try and buckbreak bitcoin one more time but it will fail.

>>510064067
Everyone would be trying to cash out at the same time.

>>510064073
>bitcoin is anti establishment = bullish!
>banks are now offering bitcoin and creating a bitcoin reserve = bullish!

I will die a happy man when crypto collapses and you faggots lose everything

everyone with large pockets knows the market is gonna fucking crash and are looking to diversify as much as possible into everything but stocks
unfortunately crypto is de facto tethered to the stock market and will go down with the ship

>>510050352
Worse, its backed by jeet-code and tranny-cope.

>>510055860
kek, crypto zoomers won't even understand this

>>510041930 (OP)
what now bitches.

>>510063969
No you wouldn't.
You would have already been invested in some other fiat bag.
You would have been just as skeptical or more, because you know how investments and money works.
You would have sold at 1000% or 10,000%.
>1,000,000 in 2025 is 300,000 in 2014

>>510055289
what number would you be contempt with in retiring?

>>510041930 (OP)

>>510064268
You still have a chance to not die miserable if you buy bitcoin.

>>510047788
bitcoin is the money

>>510056977
I wish but I doubt it will drop that low at this point. People are starting to hoard it now.

>>510050352
how many times has electricity has been defeated?
how many times has the US military been defeated?
electricity and the internet is more powerful than the entire US military X1000.

some of you guys need to just stop being stubborn and accept that Bitcoin is here to stay.

>>510070822
Dude, there are 40,000 houses without power in the US on any average day.
There is an internet outage at least once a week.

>>510070931
thats your infrastructure failing not electricity.
bitcoin cannot be defeated because its decentrally distributed all over the world.
THINK DUDE

>>510041930 (OP)
>shitcoin
May as well buy air nigger

>>510071030
>centralized ledger
>51% attacks
>bitcoin directors
I like how all of you fucking faggots just forget about the fork and segwit and btcash.
kek broke ass faggots chasing jew coins fail to realize everything is getting expensive because people willing to make shit want more
at least the jews are good at their craft

>people are paying 117k dollars for 1s and 0s

>>510071140
you sound retarded and are just bitter you missed out on the majority of this wave.
no one has ever done a successful 51% attack on Bitcoin in the history of its existence.
its not centralised. its decentralised across thousands of nodes worldwide.

It's all fake. The price and trading volume are inflated by tether and there is very little liquidity due to this. Yes you can redeem your $10k but if everyone tried it the price would plummet

>>510047741
I just dont believe in BTC. Thousands of crypto coins and BTC is the one valued at 100k? Give me a break. People are buying it just because it was the first on the market. I don’t believe in Tesla stocks either, doesn’t mean I should be more stubborn than the market

>>510071333
>no one has ever done a successful 51% attack on Bitcoin in the history of its existence.
Tell that to blockstream and assanges deadmanswitch

>>510071468
And btc dominance has been increasing dramatically over the past 6 months. People are buying BTC and nothing else.

>>510071468
21million btc max faggot. do your math.
100k isent even that high when u consider most stocks 21bajillion made

Fools gold

1988 economist cover. Kek

>>510071333
Either you are:
>rich and are memeing
>invested and coping
>uninvested and meming
Pick one, faggot.

>>510071558
21 million btc max. nice cope. Anyone can open up a new crypto that’s exactly like BTC. So the 21 million max is a fake number.

>>510041930 (OP)
Trump just 4 years ago told people not to buy lmao I haven't flip flopped on a huge issue in 4 years and I'm only 30 fuck crypto and technocratic kikes

>>510041930 (OP)
It's a scam.

>>510071601
Not only that, theres the 2nd layer contract jewery
>use our money to trade lesser sums of your own money
kek
this whole thing has been a giant setup

>>510071769
> 2nd layer contract jewery

I’m not following?

fomo is kicking in aaaaaaahhhhhh!

>>510071849
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_Network
Basically bundled derivative transactions inside a coin transaction, to save on transaction fees and shit.
Its how NFTs work

>>510050127

This. It's insane there is no legal groundwork for exchanges who will fuck over every single poor white working class kid who hoped BTC is their lottery ticket. I remember there were suicides already when some app called robinhood showed wrong numbers a while ago. It's going to be a slaughter if exchanges just exercise their rights to "hold trade" anytime they want.

>>510071883
lol thats not even mentioning bitcoin ordinals

Should I finally sell my btc from 2017? I paid 3999 per coin kek

>>510071940
oh yea, I forgot about those haha
I think like 40-60% of all blockchain is meme images now

>Sold for $105k 2 weeks ago
Every single fucking time

>>510064268
That's literally impossible at this point. Wish I could bring you with me on the moon. Save yourself and ride the wave, don't sell the crashes just buy more little by little. You had 17 years mate, I feel bad for you son.

>>510071970
Nah bro, the megacorporations and governments that are the top holders and blackrocks aladdin AI have your best interest in mind

>>510071996
Shitcoins and jpegs, bullish! Fuck commodities n shieet we owning nothing and being happy

>>510041930 (OP)
Shut up Poo. You don’t know about crypto, or maybe just crapto & shitcoin.
If you are so stoked on Bitcoin show me yours and I’ll show you mine. If you don’t have any you are chatting spaghetti noodle doodles. I actually don’t have btc but I’ve bought and sold more crypto than you will earn in ten lifetimes, literally and I have records.
Bitcoin is NOT the king of anything. You read a headline by the usual MSM scum whores who control the world of idiots which said
>prices go up, bitcoin leads the charge!
which is complete BOLLOCKS, 100% mathematically untrue and made up only to make fools who know nothing put the price of some jews wallet up by greedily buying in without understanding the game.
Pic was yesterday or the day before. Now tell me, when did bitcoin go up by 22.1% in a fucking day. When was that?
So it’s not “leading the charge” is it. Not if you can spin over 22% on your money in one trot with more exciting coins. Bitcoin has done what exactly, 1% perhaps? I dunno i never look these days.
& BTW when i do this i win. I told this board that @ 6pm a coin was going to soar up in price and not stop. I said buy it now and you’ll make a lot of money in one days trading. Then hours later i came back and did a real time post by post viewing of the coin going through the fucking roof right here live, 2 years ago. I knew because I’m very good at it. I would never risk other peoples money.
Bitcoin? Muh. Forget about it.
I wish i was back in the good old days of 24+ months ago-ish. They’ve shat all over the old fake-coin casino’s. I used to play all day every day, buying & selling skank coins because they were soooo popular and the market was so fast you’d have several ceiling busting booms and crashes every day. That’s what i loved.
Anyhow. You made me cross but i’m over it now and i’m going to bed before the daylight gets me, good luck. Unless you are Poo. If you are Poo go flush wash yourself.

Im self employed and make smart moves with my money and if bitcoin reallt takes off and makes people overnight wealthy people... im selling everything and going live a modest life so my money can last and i can spare my dignity in such a unserious economy.

Good for them but have fun spending it when the country goes french revolution in response

>>510072170
>if bitcoin reallt takes off and makes people overnight wealthy people
That already happened bro wtf are you talking about

>>510072082
I think they hit a max size block recently too again lol.

>>510042542
>That means 2.14 trillion dollars worth of bitcoin is owned.
That absorbs a lot of inflation vs those monies going into housing or whatnot
It also excuses the next the next round of money printing at 100 to 1 leverage
Magically, you've created $200 Trillion
You can see why bankers love this shit

>>510072140
Now zoom out and look at the long-term performance of every single coin against BTC. Nobody cares if you made 20% in one day off some shitcoin nobody's heard of. That's why BTC is king. Your coin will be worth zero in 2 weeks and nobody's buying your SHX bags ranjeet.

>>510048086
Brutal gaping

>>510072339
Yea, and normies fail to realize that a powerful currency is one that allows an indidiual to define the minimum wage by being able to produce their own currency from their own labor
This is why people say the Gold Rush made America. All the owners had to compete with people pulling money out of rivers.

>>510072041
A bunch of my buddies work in power generation. A lot of powerplants are using crypto miners as grid load buffers, and for them any price is worth it for mining, as its literally waste power.

>>510048473
as long as they print more money btc will never top

>>510072776
Yea... about that...

>>510072877
and? the dollar is world reserve currency which is currently being devalued hence the btc hedging

>>510071468
ever wondered why there is only one internet and why thousands of different implementations of the same technology never amounted to anything? same with bitcoin and altcoin/shitcoins.

>>510073018
That's not how hedging works... kek...
>bitcoin will be amazing as long as USD keeps getting printed
>its a hedge against the USD
No, its just forex pegged to usd inflation, as per >>510071592

>>510048361
btc is spent. I made 6400% off nvidia. nobody is going to make gains like that on btc at this point

>>510073107
so you agree bitcoin will continue going up as long as inflation goes up? it’ll be funny looking back at this thread when btc reaches 1 million in 2030s

I feel bad for shouting at you.
Have a thread theme. It’s free.
And a random screen cap.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0

Who else
>wholecoiner
here?

>>510073107
That doesn't make sense either as its outperforming most if not all forex. Fiat is so boned that some of us are using ounces of gold to keep track of value inflation but if I had to refer to dollars in bitcoin value. I would say something is worth x/120000 of a bitcoin or about fourth of a house.

Is BTC the new 4chan500?

>>510041930 (OP)
>bow to the currency that's 80% or more owned by Megacorporations and rich fags, while they can shut it down with a simple click and everything you buy can be tracked very easily
Bitcoin fags are like MlGA faggots

>>510073222
it's its own forex
jesus fucking christ you guys are so fucking illiterate and inexperiencend

>>510073185
And it will buy you the same amount of shit then as it will now

>>510041930 (OP)
Can one of the anons that have aquired generational wealth set me up with a monthly stipend

>>510055866
the choice is yours, with how expensive it already is it'll not make you significant gains (2x would mean another 100k, that won't happen FAST at least) so best you can do is park your still-dollars into anything that keeps value.
You can buy numbers on a graphics card, alternatives include land, houses, honey (doesn't spoil), ammo, guns, or PMs. If you already own land, infrastructure like giant water tanks and filtration etc. could also pay off.
But yeah dollar ain't lookin' too hot, and by extension the other western currencies (all with massive savings in USD) will shit the bag soon (in economic terms, give it 2-5 years).

>BOW TO THE FUCKING KING
I don't worship money. It should be the other way around.

>>510056338
You are so fucking dumb lmao

>>510071970
secure some of the gains into any other asset at least. something with passive returns is either work (renting) or risky (other crypto) so if you just want to secure it, gold. Otherwise, the world is your oyster.

>>510077181
An elephant bothers a lot of people doesn't they?

I make 1.1k€ and I'm 30 years old. My net worth is -200€. How is this relevant to me? Oh it's not. Same as any other Jewish tricks that are inaccessible to me.

>>510069932
Going to a million from here is 10x? Not worth the risk you cringe cunt.

>>510071468
Cia kikes created it. It's literally worthless trash jew math.

>>510072037
Yeah when it was fucking $10. Who the fuck is buying at all time highs, in hopes of it hitting a million? It will take $30 trillion and 100 years to get to $1 million from here. Going to bet shitcoin collapses along with the dollar and a fed coin replaces fed notes instead.

>>510073018
You're a fucking retard faggot. If interest rates spike even a little bit, stocks are crashing along with the jewish bubble that is bitcoin.

>>510074069
They don't exist, newfag.

>>510048918
lmao nice one, leaf.

>>510048278
cope and seethe poorfag
you will never be a wholecoiner

>>510042135
/ck/ has had some killer memes
>How does he get out without breaking the eggs

>>510048278
Yeah
>the privitization of currency
I guess when the public form of currency stops getting fucked with and looted them the value of Bitcoin will come down but until then the value of private currency will continue to rise

>>510041930 (OP)
Bag holders in this thread are DESPERATE to sell lmao
No one wants your scam coins

Shitcoiners are the dumbest niggers in history.

>>510041930 (OP)
>Was going to buy 10 coins yonks ago when it was under 100 a coin
>My young mind thought that was. Big investment
I don't care as much as I should that id be a millionaire now if I had.

>too poor to afford a whole bitcoin
It's over for me

>>510042542
>trade volume is at the lowest in history

That's because Bitcoin has a finite supply of coins and institutional investors are starting to horde them.

>>510047788
>you havent made any money until you sell

Using this logic I haven't lost any money until I sell, either. Tell that to people still holding on to their Nortel stock kek.

>>510081551
You're a financially illiterate idiot, following no logic or reason, and that's why in a few years you might, or might not, make a goodbye 'I'm ruined' /pol/-plebbit post before hanging yourself.

>>510048278
You could say the same things about gold. Other than jewelry and very limited industrial uses, it serves no purpose either. Primitive tribes hoarded it because it's a pretty metal that commanded a large workforce to mine out of the ground. It is really no different than the glass beads we scammed the Indians out of all their land with. But I bet you'd invest in gold in a heartbeat despite Bitcoin being far more rare. The rarity is what drives up the price of both gold and Bitcoin, anon.

>>510081734
What's wrong? Don't like the goyim to hear the truth, Shekelstein?

>Hey goys the thing you can't afford is worth even more now! Hold my bags

>be me
>early 2014
>mine a bunch of coins in the doge mines
>flips for 1.2 bitcoin
>early 2018
>oh no looks like bitcoin is crashing
>sells everything at around 13000 usd/btc
It was still a nice profit, but can't help being a little bummed. I still have like 0.008 btc because I couldn't bother typing all the decimals when selling. I hope I'm still gonna make it.

I was aware of BTC. I didn't buy in. I get nearly $5600 USD a month for free and I own my own home outright. Haven't had to work a day in my life and I will never have to. If you hodl coins good for you I guess.
>t. trust fag

>>510070302
why are you valuing it in USD all the time tho

>>510041930 (OP)
When is the next bear market? Like holy shit dude it hasn't gone down in ages.

>>510062584
kek your arrogance is so cute and retarded. If the USD is the "shitcoin" why are you constantly valuing Bitcoin using it, like op just did

>>510041930 (OP)
I missed the boat on bitcoin.
This is the reason most people are against it because they missed the same boat.

That being said I hope it crashes.

>>510083468
>>510083542
>seething from the poor person
just accept that if you had bought in early you would have shit your pants and sold at $100 USD anyway. Maybe $1000 USD at most.

>>510042135
McChickens aren't the same anymore. :(

>>510041930 (OP)
If you think that's a good price you should sell.

>>510081835
The human brain is wired to desire shiny rocks. Bitcoin is a scam that will only be obvious once it crashes.

>>510041930 (OP)
I was buying this shit and buying drugs 10 years ago. I’ve been too poor to buy any since. This isn’t fair

>>510057146
Monerobros = big brained

>>510041930 (OP)
>El Salvador applies Bitcoin as an official currency
>these dumb niggers are buying a digital slave state asset
1-800-COME-ON-NOW

>>510081734
Poland. The borscht republik.

How about you worry about your cabbage harvest and leave the money management to those of us who can afford to eat meat?

So if everyone finds out who Satoshi naka-moto-carr is what will his autograph be worth?

A wallet drainer will steal it all.

So the Sampson option?

https://youtu.be/SpSMoBp8awM?si=bqmF0PRy5CstbSfk

You need to worry about a good hook?
https://youtu.be/8qX02AW48bM?si=smbd8IutSB8yRhTq

I am going to continue to notice...

>seething nocoiners itt
I love that /pol/ is still wrong about bitcoin ahahahahahahah

>>510064211
Okay? Just be faster. Getting coins is the hard part.

>>510085942
Vroom vroom

>>510071468
Every single crypto is lives and breathes because of BTC, if BTC dies every single crypto dies with it. Everything else is a scam, maybe ETH isn't?

The reason bitcoiners push this shit so hard is because unless bitcoin continues to grow it collapses. That's why people call it a ponzi scheme. The profits are speculation on the growth of bitcoin. It isn't, as bitcoiners like to say, like gold, something that is intrinsically worthless that we as a society have just agreed upon as a store of value. The value in bitcoin is in its growth. That's why people buy it - because they think it'll keep going up and up and up until eventually everyone owns and uses bitcoin and they're millionaires because they bought it before everyone else. You should buy bitcoin if you believe that one day you will buy your groceries in bitcoin or you think there are millions more people who will believe that one day they'll buy their groceries in bitcoin. The ideological aspect of it, though, that it's a libertarian de-regulated currency is a joke. The government would clamp down it and it'd collapse in it a second if it was a threat to them.

>>510086275
Sarr!
We have been trying to reach you regarding your Carr's extended Warr-anty it's about to expire.

I rely on my Carr for everything.
It can't die...

>>510086454
>no coiner cope
Bahahahaha we dont need you to buy it silly institutions and companies are buying it now

>>510042135
kek
Nice to see this now and again, gj leaf.
Watch out for pajeets.

>>510086591
I didn't say that you need me to buy it, retard. I said that bitcoin depends on more and more people buying it. You are utterly dependent on convincing people that one day bitcoin will have widespread use.

>>510086816
But just to be clear,
Satoshi naka-moto-Carr invented Bitcoin and USD is a Petro dollar?

Crickets....

>>510087127
Most people buying bitcoin now don't think about where its value comes from in terms of growth and future widespread adoption. They've been convinced by people claiming huge gains and they think there's some in it for them. That's it. In that sense, it's incentivized memeing by 4chan's most autistic memelords - or, as this thread suggests, potentially something more insidious. Someone boasting about Blackrock buying into bitcoin is a joke when part the argument for bitcoin was libertarians dreaming up escape from the government. It wouldn't be surprising if 4chan libertarian conspiracy theorists have been duped into supporting a new world order global currency after they were tricked into supporting Zion Don.

Fuck!

God is my King, and speculation is Haram. Your king is a digital coin used for selling drugs? This is very sad.

>>510087646

>>510087747
Maybe you should not have given him 5 truck loads of automatic weapons to take over the drug cartel?

"I only take orders from Milo"

>>510041930 (OP)
The King's currency is accepted by everyone in his realm. Yours is fiat with less acceptance.

>>510041930 (OP)
Relies on
>energy infrastructure
>communication lines
>code monkeys who maintain compatibility
>"king"
Dumbfuck Saturn worshippers

>>510041930 (OP)
pump and dump
pump and dump

>>>510084541
>>>510057831
>>>510084541
Bump

>>510041930 (OP)
>wins 200x leverage 1 dollar trade yesterday
rise