No shootout needed - /pol/ (#510050137) [Archived: 489 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: BDdifEJ/United States
7/11/2025, 1:19:14 AM No.510050137
michael_bolton
michael_bolton
md5: 692f1eaf382fd36b88872843fdd497ec🔍
>Driving to work
>Eating my banana at a red light
>Landscaping truck pulls up next to me
>Start hearing voices so look over
>The entire crew is laughing at me
>California native so I know enough Spanish to know when I'm being made fun of
>Grab my phone
>DHS/ICE hotline already in contacts
>Call on speakerphone with full volume
>Report the name on the truck, phone number, and license
>Mood in the truck flips immediately
>They cut over to the turn line
>They run the red to make a u-turn
>They speed back the way they came
>Continue to eat my banana

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Replies: >>510050302 >>510050562
Anonymous ID: EoDpQVluUnited States
7/11/2025, 1:21:24 AM No.510050302
>>510050137 (OP)
To be fair niggers eating bananas is hilarious
Replies: >>510050597
Anonymous ID: G2cEbvgt
7/11/2025, 1:25:11 AM No.510050562
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80CC4B82-054C-423C-82C7-3AB4F962E440
md5: 668990873f6008cecd6bfc01309ee2cd🔍
>>510050137 (OP)
Dios mio!
Anonymous ID: G2cEbvgt
7/11/2025, 1:25:47 AM No.510050597
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md5: 5da0b69b50595db349d0fdf808f37df4🔍
>>510050302
Hes probably sucking off the banana like a faggot