HR roasties no longer care about résumés or education - /pol/ (#510050295) [Archived: 555 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: PSsB3MhvUnited States
7/11/2025, 1:21:21 AM No.510050295
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The new meta is "personality". Can you pass their test, and avoid giving Stacy the big 'ick?
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Anonymous ID: 4h/nKRHHUnited States
7/11/2025, 1:22:59 AM No.510050403
>>510050295 (OP)
fr, biz is all bullshit
you got rizz, you already know 95% of everything there is to know about business
Anonymous ID: dDR7ZCbOCanada
7/11/2025, 1:24:05 AM No.510050486
>>510050295 (OP)
clearly you need education because it says "skills test" in your picture you dent
Anonymous ID: 8+aHsh4WUnited States
7/11/2025, 1:24:33 AM No.510050521
>>510050295 (OP)
Literally all you have to do is compliment her blouse or something and she will hire you. Stop being a fucking retard.
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Anonymous ID: +PWGio71Canada
7/11/2025, 1:25:56 AM No.510050607
>not brown enough
>man but not gay enough
>woman, you`re hired
>brown, you`re hired
>you`re gay? welcome aboard
>well, you`re a straight white male, but we like your rizz mr. chad thundercock. you`re hired
truly the best people for the job
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Anonymous ID: 30oydT8ANew Zealand
7/11/2025, 1:27:45 AM No.510050740
Jewish writer.

Ignore it.

They keep pushing people will snap and there will be trenches full of corpses like in the Chinese revolt or soviet Russia. You can't shit on people forever, public will snap.

What I'd do is find out who the CEO's daughter is date her and then dump her because you got rejected by Stacey the HR fatso.
Pretty much guarantee Stacey's continued existence at that company will be a fucking misery.
Anonymous ID: o2YEBmhcUnited States
7/11/2025, 1:41:33 AM No.510051592
>>510050295 (OP)
I got hired to a professional tier research job despite having zero job history or education, simply because I am tall white and good looking with a huge pronounced cock.
>okay then why are you posting here?
Because I’m an actual retard. Legit tested I’m retardrd.
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white male ID: PrZYl7I/United States
7/11/2025, 1:46:18 AM No.510051940
>>510050295 (OP)
any time i went to an "interview" for a job it was just me sitting down and them telling me things for 30 minutes. no questions. just this is how we do things, this is where you meet everyone, this is when you show up, this is how you clock in
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Anonymous ID: VI2MxLE3Canada
7/11/2025, 1:48:55 AM No.510052141
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>>510051592
yeah that tracks
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Anonymous ID: zmdBgA3NUnited States
7/11/2025, 1:49:03 AM No.510052147
>>510050521
You forgot the part where you have to be attractive to do that, otherwise it's a sexual harassment. You'd be lucky if all they do is not hire you.
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Anonymous ID: 8+aHsh4WUnited States
7/11/2025, 1:52:29 AM No.510052402
>>510052147
Nah, just don't say it like a creep and it works. I'm not the most handsome guy and it works for me.
Anonymous ID: CvGA+EHyUnited States
7/11/2025, 2:19:15 AM No.510054213
>>510051940
that was how my interview went. she didn't ask me any questions LMAO still got the job
Anonymous ID: aSEWDtMK
7/11/2025, 2:21:30 AM No.510054368
>>510052141
Someone stab this bitch to death
Anonymous ID: qUKq2lYqUnited States
7/11/2025, 2:23:11 AM No.510054477
>>510050607
>you`re a straight white male, but we like your rizz mr. chad thundercock.

works for me^