>I suffer in Guatemala

>>510057194 (OP)
Shoot your shot. Report back

>>510057194 (OP)
must be terrible living around all those beautiful women

>>510057194 (OP)
Yeh right, we've seen what you people send over the border. The entire horde from Latin America just gets dubbed Squatemalens

>>510057194 (OP)
>WATERMELONS!
If you find a guatemalan girl start teasing her and call her a watermelon.
It will work.
Always does.

>>510057385
what effect will it have?

>>510057194 (OP)
At my old job I heard some squatemalan goblin speaking some demon tongue. Sounded way different than spanish. Disgusting creatures.

>>510057578
i hear it from time to time from the little 4 foot tall gremlins on jobsites. it's like old aztec language

>>510057576
Hm. It sounds closely to "Guatemalan"
>>510057578
That was probably Mayan. The Mayan region of America retained their language pretty well.

guatemala mentioned!

>>510057194 (OP)
those chicks aren't fucking you though so what difference does it make

>>510057576
Depends if you are fuckable or not
You have to at least be fuckable

guatemalans are the worst
u know they have a smoking wooden god they put suit ties around and keep relighting it's cigar
^^^ that's a war sign on white man, who puts ties endlessly on a wooden statue if you aren't trying to say some cannibal tier line of I want to eat the successful white suit mans heart out because he gets big american life
when we are all on the same favela ass continent
cannibal genes not even once

>>510057844
okay, so give me either or
fuckable. what happens?
non fuckable. what happens?

I legit think that giant assed south American women are god tier.

>>510057194 (OP)
There's this Guatemalan at my work place and shes legit built like mr.krabs and of course some white cuck married her single mother ass. Even gave the bitch a new car.