I just took a massive shit and my butthole has been burning so hard for the past two hours now. What should I do?

>>510057559 (OP)
Use an ice cube to cool it down.

>>510057559 (OP)
Let me see

>>510057559 (OP)
Wipe clean, use water and soap, and put olive oil there.

Legit Advice

>>510057559 (OP)
stay away from spicy, citric/acidic, and heavily seasoned food

>>510057559 (OP)
eat a ton of green beans and then rip a fart that scratches the burn just the right way and helps flush out the burn inducing particles

I'll sit this one out. Leave it to the household faggots of /pol/ to help OP out with this one.

>>510057559 (OP)
Apply pepper around the hole

>>510057559 (OP)
>>510057698
take sodium chlorite and citric acid and put it in a cup in a jar surrounded by water then the chlorine dioxide gas will go into the water

take this clo2 water and put it in your ass

mine has been green lately, for the last week. I have been taking opioids, 7oh, the last month or so and 2 days ago I weirdly blew my nose and a felt a strange relief when a huge yellow booger came out in the issue.

>>510058506
>7oh
You filthy fucking gas station drug addict

>>510058506
you got aids already? I wanna do some kratom perc 30s

so how exactly is this political?

>>510058589
nah i get mine from a lab online, that gas station stuff is crazy and a gamble. I would try some silly dots though, heard it 4-aco-dmt or something.
>>510058615
nah, just shrek poop and a large slimy yellow booger, unvaxxed btw

>>510057559 (OP)
preparation h is a godsend, hemorrhoids or not it makes it nice and cool down there

but I'm just going to assume you have hemorrhoids because OP is a faggot

>>510057559 (OP)
Anal fissure most likely. The best treatment is to stretch your asshole with your finger. Seriously. Look it up.

>>510057559 (OP)
Call ice to report illegal immigrants in your asshole