why are all my snacks shrinking

>>510063528 (OP)
Because you got bigger.
Did you think the twinkies would get bigger as you grew from a child to a man?

>>510063528 (OP)
So I bought a box of hostess zingers and am a little baffled by how they look impossibly small compared to before. Am I experiencing a Mandela effect or is this what really happened and we’re just supposed to buy these for the ridiculous prices like it would last till the next week but can’t even make them last more than 1-2 days.

>>510063587
I just wish they kept dingdongs in the foil

>>510063681
Welcome to the new world.
You won't do shit.

>>510063528 (OP)
Shrinkfication or however

>>510063528 (OP)
they call them niggers now?

>>510063681
It’s called “shrinkflation”. Reduce product amount but retain packaging. Then redo packaging smaller but advertise “same size: new packaging!” Then repeat.

When things are small enough, reintroduce the old size, but at a higher price point

>>510063733
(You) Certainly won't, but everyone else...

>>510063733
one day you're going to actually die and your memories of 4chan will be coming here every day posting "you won't do shit" in a world where shit happened but you weren't able to do it because the aforementioned repetition
you could do something else when you realize how boring that is

It's shrinkflation it has existed for decades

You should be looking at the price per oz anyway

they're not
you're just getting fatter

>>510063528 (OP)
>>510063587
>>510063681
>what's shrinkflation?

>>510063815
I'm gonna buy fudge rounds with my ebt and stick them up my ass.
>>510063823
I do what I want. I dont want anything tho.

>>510063528 (OP)
They've all done it. Cadbury in Australia announced many years ago they were decreasing the grammage and increasing price. Openly said it. Everybody just went ohhh well, whatever, never mind. The world is emphatically stuck in utter cunt mode right now. Pure clown world.

What I want to know is WHY THE FUCK they stopped selling the Little Debbie's oatmeal sandwich cookies in Canada

>>510063528 (OP)
because you arent supposed to eat that gut grenade shit anyways

This is only going to get worse. They will be forced to raise prices and officially recognize inflation is out of control.

>>510063528 (OP)
chocolate got tariffed bro.

>>510063528 (OP)
Because elite pedophiles need to fund the child sex slave trade

This is what maga voted for

>>510063528 (OP)
So glad I’m like 90% moved on from eating goyslop

>>510064521
>chocolate got tariffed

>implying there is a trace of real chocolate in the goy snacks

>>510064477
Checked..yes it will. And when it does, we will have the numbers we need to exterminate every last jew and AIPAC member of the us govt civvie and military

>>510064015
you don't do what you want someone else said that

>>510063528 (OP)
stop being anti semetic and get a 3rd or 6th job loser