Another witty republican satire destroyed by millennial hands, the trailer speaks volumes about what’s going to end up happening to this reboot.

>>510068061 (OP)
who cares? why are you watching jewish media?

>>510068061 (OP)
open wide everyone here comes more wokeslop

>>510068061 (OP)
Hank was a conservative, but the show was always centrist.

>>510068061 (OP)
Last time I checked Bobby wasn't born in 2001.

>>510068061 (OP)
>What the hell happened?

Homosexuals ruin everything.

>>510068061 (OP)
>NOOOOOO THEY DESTROYED MY HECKIN CARTOONARINOS
Find Christ and touch grass, you gay retard.

>>510068061 (OP)
>witty republican satire

this show was always mockery you just have retarded pleb taste

>>510068061 (OP)
If you think a Mike Judge is Republican then you are retarded. He’s an equal opportunity satirist. Even gets the mocking they deserve.

>>510068192
Up there with the most disturbing things i've seen on this site.

It looks so fucking gay

>>510068264
its going to be fucking gay

The original show was mid at best, so the bar is pretty low

>>510068061 (OP)
It was never republican or conservative. They had a female pastor and dales dad was gay.
>TVXAY

>>510068174
Yeah Bobby should be like 35

>>510068061 (OP)
Bro has hover hands. I can't even.

>>510068229
based bigbrain centrist, let's just gas half the jews

>>510068192
Gayro Zeppeli

>>510068208
At least it was funny. Dunk on my views all you want, at least make it entertaining.
>>510068194
>Find God
Enjoy your holocaust documentaries faggot.

>>510068061 (OP)
The show was over once Peggy befriended a drag queen during the original run. Early season Dale was great, though. They had to cuck him to make him look bad; most of his conspiracy theories were right

>>510068061 (OP)
Watched the Trailer, what's the issue other than the stiffer animation?

>>510069140
Bobby’s going to be a cuckold in an open relationship with Connie while she fucks other men.

>>510069140
It gives me the same vibes when I saw the Star Wars 7 trailer. That is to say, nobody has any clue what the fuck they're doing.

>>510068229
There are retards out there that think South Park is Republican.

>>510068061 (OP)
Dammit Robert

>>510068061 (OP)
even bobby gets a gf and you can't anon?

I'm scared if I watch the new season it will ruin King of the Hill for me.

>>510068061 (OP)
the modern animation is bad, just seems cheap or something. Also them being old is weird. I think the writing will be okay based on Mike Judges other projects in recent years, but KoTH is one of my favourite shows and I don't feel like I wanna watch this, I don't wanna see the characters like this

>>510069476
Everything that you ever loved will be defiled by modernism, within your lifetime.

>>510068061 (OP)
>bobby not being a 5.11 millenial loser with low T
fake as shit

>>510068061 (OP)
It's not good enough they have to make terrible shit, they have to time travel and make old shit terrible.

>>510068229
The abortion clinic episode of Beavis & Butthead was really cowardly.

I’m only watching it out of honor of my grandpa. When my grandpa died cotton hill became my grandpa

>>510069621
>I don't wanna see the characters like this
They did this shit to all the Star Wars characters too, made them lame and old. Even did it to Indiana Jones and John McClane.

>>510068061 (OP)
>that boy aint right
>>510068165
peggy is imo the most unlikable cartoon character of all time

>>510069423
yeah it`s pretty unrealistic. bobby isn`t a chad so it makes no sense.

>>510068973
>At least it was funny
id wager a similar type of quality to the beavis and butthead reboot, never saw it regardless

>>510069109
90% of conspiracy theories are correct.
Dale did have an episode of predictive programming where he dug Jewish tunnels under Hank's house too.

>>510068061 (OP)
This show was always disgustingly animated demoralisation slop it was just aimed at (you).

>>510068061 (OP)
i think its about time the show actually is watchable and has some zazz to it.
seethe you redneck chud animal creatures.
Its time for a MAKEOVER

>peggy is imo the most unlikable cartoon character of all time

agreed

>>510069802
that one is fucking funny
>WHORES FORNICATORS
>>510068229
when has he ever dunked on conservatives though? He had that show goode family and it was lampooning woke shit years before it got really big.

>>510069380
Well it is gay and jewish sooo

>>510069621
everything about this seems off. no john redcorn, nancy, or joseph just makes me feel like the only thing dale will be used for are cuck jokes.

>>510068137
im better than you.
i speak 62 languages

>>510068973
>>510068973
im better than you

>>510070103
>take out the whore wife, the guy fucking her and the bastard son he's raising
>now he's just going to be a cuck!

wut

>>510070169
There's going to be an episode where he finds out the truth and he blows his brains out on his living room couch. Peggy thinks suicide is wrong but by the end of the episode at the funeral everyone agrees that suicide is okay as long as you leave closure (as Dale did, when he left a note).

>>510068846
this is literally the solution though but it's more like 1/10th. I've met like 5 jews over my life and they're all normal middle/upper middle class people. The ones causing problems are interconnected jewish families (and other families too) that have maintained shared power for centuries.

>>510068061 (OP)
King of the Hill was a liberal show in its day. The entire point is to continuously endlessly march towards the left.

all the good characters are dead except for all of Judge's
why do people have to bring shit back from the dead
it's done, it was done the money was made, the laughs were had, let it fucking die

The new trailer looks alright. Not great but alright. People nowadays just can't accept any form of criticism or opposite view points against there "team" they need to shit on everything that's not 100% on board with there beliefs

>>510070379
No it's not. it's as bipartisan as it gets
That's why we both left and right loves it

>>510070169
His cuck status will end up being his defining character trait, instead of his extremist views and wacky personality like in the original.

>>510069308
Bobby was seen making out with 2 different chicks in the new trailer plus it's implied in the leaked story board him and Kahn jr are a item or at least friends with benefits
It's like half of you guys decide from day one to hate the show and no matter what happens you won't change your minds

>>510070279
The episode ends with the family framing his suicide note on the wall and gathering around as his last words renounce all of his extremist beliefs. Hank tells Bobby that in his day, people didn't understand suicide, but it's okay to make your own choices and if Bobby wanted to kill himself it would be okay, as long as he left something to remember him by. The shot cuts to birds flying from a tree as the sun rises. The normal upbeat outro music plays.

>>510068208
You're the on who's retarded if you can't see it take jabs at all sides. That's why it was so successful

>>510068192
Wtf

>>510068061 (OP)
>witty republican satire
god damn you're stupid
it's making fun of you retards
the show was liberal if anything

Don't watch anything made after 2005.
Your life will be richer and more enjoyable.

>>510068061 (OP)
>republican

>>510070379
>King of the Hill was a liberal show in its day. The entire point is to continuously endlessly march towards the left.
this

[EXT. ALLEY BEHIND HANK’S HOUSE – DAY]
Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill are standing in their usual spot, beers in hand.

DALE:
I’m tellin’ ya, Hank, the Epstein files dropped and it’s ALL there—politicians, royalty, billionaires, lizard people! The global elite has a flight manifest longer than my FBI file, and nobody’s talkin’ about it!

HANK:
(sighs)
Dale, that’s not somethin’ a person should bring up over a beer. I mean, good grief.

DALE:
That’s what they want you to think, Hank! Classic misinformation gaslighting psy-op! You think Jeffrey “I Definitely Didn’t Kill Myself” Epstein built a private island just for the weather?! No, sir! It was a honeypot trap built by the Illuminati to harvest blackmail!

HANK:
Dale, I sell propane and propane accessories.

DALE:
Exactly! They keep us distracted with backyard cookouts while they’re flying to the island in Clinton’s private jet, drinking baby blood smoothies and worshipping owl statues!

BOOMHAUER:
Mmm-hmm dang ol' MAGA man, tell ya what, flyin' down there doin’ that Epstein shuffle, man, got that dang ol’ swamp drainin’, yep.

HANK:
Boomhauer, why are you like this?

BILL:
I, uh… I don’t know what’s happenin’, but I’m scared.

DALE:
You should be scared, Bill! I got a list—right here in my pocket—of every person on that island and every one of 'em looked my way when I was at Arby’s last week. Coincidence? You tell me, Hank!

HANK:
Dale, for the love of God, stop bringing conspiracy boards to my lawn.

Dale takes a wild swig of beer, eyes twitching.

DALE:
The truth is out there, Hank. And it smells like sulfur and private aviation fuel.

Boomhauer nods solemnly.

BOOMHAUER:
Yep. Dang ol’ Epstein, man.

They all stand in silence. Hank looks into his beer like it holds the answer.

HANK:
I miss when all we talked about was lawn care.

[END SCENE]

>>510068061 (OP)
the art seems so off compared the original.

>>510071355
my chatgpt prompt was
>>in under 2000 characters and in the style of the tv show king of the hill write a scene where the character of dale from the show goes on a wild unhinged rant about the epstein files. hank hill is confused and annoyed. Boomhauer chimes in and says something about maga but he is speaking in the weird way boomhauer talks so its not clear what he is saying but nobody seems confused by what he said. the setting is they are out in the alley in front of hanks house drinking beer.

>>510071443
kek, maybe ai can write a better version