a FEW DAYS AGO this huge iceberg appeared to greenland

they dont know where it came, maybe iceland

local factory was closed for the time being

https://www.hs.fi/maailma/art-2000011356917.html

greenland factory makes canned fat from sea mammals but they might have troubles with electricity if the iceberg rummages through cables

greenland eskimo named Dennis Pekka Lehtonen told to Helsinki magazine how the berg must be at least 100 meters tall and appared a few days ago

the town in greenland is actually located on an island which is connected by a bridge to actual greenland, the icebergs are a coastal phenomenon

Lehtonen said the local population now spends their days sitting and watching the iceberg while the sun is shining 24/7

the town is located right in the middle of north pole, thats why there are no nights, except when the night actually comes in november, and lasts for 8 months

>>510072061 (OP)
How the fuck can something like that sneak up on you?

>>510072061 (OP)
They better keep an eye on it. Once they stop watching, that's when it'll make its move. Never relax around icebergs.

The (((iceberg))) question remains unresolved over a century later

>>510072061 (OP)
>the town is located right in the middle of north pole, thats why there are no nights, except when the night actually comes in november, and lasts for 8 months
No. It's inside the arctic circle is all

>>510072296
Youd be surprised
Happened to a town in canada last year, people woke up to an iceberg in their bay

>>510072061 (OP)
Ice(((berg)))

>>510072061 (OP)
>splits in half
>collapses into water
>tsunami kills entire town

>>510072061 (OP)
>canned fat

>>510072847
See this is why I'm pro global warming

>>510072061 (OP)
That's a lot of ice. You could say it's a mountain of ice, a berg.

>>510072061 (OP)
clean it up jannie

>>510072061 (OP)
>eskimo
>dennis
>pekka
>lehtonen
uh-huh

>>510072900
live by the berg die by the berg

>>510072296
>local factory was closed for the time being
They left the ice machine running over the weekend kek

>>510072847

>pekka
Is this an elaborate finn troll
You guys are in a league of your own

>>510073429
Schooling Globers
Schooling Globers - Episode 34 (The Core of the Globe Belief)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTIFsHH5i6U

The Earth is NOT Flat After All
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2YMZMOjz-c

Relatively Speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIyGmw2iM1I

Middle Ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_7XkneVE7Y&list=PLoeKBeKeoPx5quWw74GYIJjVQY4hAxbkf

>>510072847
Oy vey

>>510072998
lard

>>510073522
Are you the guy who makes the scientism threada on /x/?

>>510072061 (OP)
holy shit that must look insane for them

>>510073262
I just know a billion phonetically impaired anglo’s are Reading
>durrr ‘burgh’
Not understanding the ‘e’ is pronounced like the ‘a’ in bat and doing something horrible with the to them unassailable combination ‘rg’. Makes me right annoyed, considering it’s the supposed signal for Jew awareness.

>>510072061 (OP)
You all are going to be so bigly surprised.

>>510073658
Actually, I might be able to explain it. Just start saying ‘bet’ in your mind and pretend you’re a human in control of its tongue for the last part

>>510072061 (OP)
icestein

>>510072061 (OP)
Why Trump wants Greenland so badly?

>>510072061 (OP)
>greenland eskimo named Dennis Pekka Lehtonen
Despite Finns have narrow mongol eyes, they are NOT Greenlanders/Inuits/eskimos.

>>510072061 (OP)
There are American settlers hidden in the iceberg.

>Walk out door
>See Huge iceberg outshore
>Jorge! Look, huge iceberg!
>Where ro you think it came from
>Caaaahhhhhhlifohhhnia? Let me show you it's features!
>No Jorge, I think it comes from...get ready...ICELAND!!
>AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>510072061 (OP)
just destroy it with Greenlander army howitzers, what's the big deal

>>510073522
Witzit got duped and then could not admit he got duped, which means he got paid.

>>510073779
Icebaum

>>510073875
>Why Trump wants Greenland so badly?
Because he wants to enrich himself and his multi-billionaire family and oligarch friends - but USA and Denmark will of course NOT donate Greenland to a random narcissist.

>>510074240
I mean, the real reason. Correct me if i'm wrong, but during his first term he didn't address the issue, but he did a majestic flip-flop on his peaceful promises and even sent his oldest son there with i don't know who else. My gut feeling tells me this is beyond milking a cow. Dude was desperate enough to pimp the taxpayers all over again to pay a ridiculous sum to greenlanders, so this smells bad. That, and Trump being a kike makes the thing even more suspicious

>>510072998
it's what people used before sneed oils to run lanterns or cook meals
not like you'd know

>>510074593
He’s a dictator wannabe and his pathological narcissism craves to be remembered/write history (achieve land, get Nobel Prize etc.).

>>510072061 (OP)

greenland - nd gener la - hand gender law (n>h)

They got me with the gay gun, so I have small hands. It's a gay cuckold thing. Why Trump wants Greenland. What it represents.

So I hope these are stealth warships, and they are going to seize the place.

>>510072061 (OP)
If iceberg that big can appear out of nowhere them I am sure that Titanic was just a tragedy and not an inside job.

Ayy lmao

>>510072296
They relaxed.

>>510072061 (OP)
Scary! You should warn people before posting a photo like that! Now I'm going to have nightmares.

>>510074593
>goatse on the rear tire
kek. Also the center of antarctica and the center of greenland are exact opposite ends of the earth. Must be coincidental.

>>510072847

>>510073619
How would no one notice that km away?

>>510074190
Iceblatt