why not just enlist?

>>510084442 (OP)
wear a kippah. cheaper than a grenade and nowhere near as heavily regulated.

cuz fuck you jew that’s why

>>510084442 (OP)
I'll politely murder the team leader during the first live ammo test

>>510084475
Risky

>>510084442 (OP)

>>510084539
>when WoW player gets attacked by deodorant

>>510084505
do you think youll be free after your plan?

>>510084894
I'd rather be a suicune bomber than live in a country that mandates its men to die on foreign soil while allowing open border migration.

Ideally I would target federal govt workers.

>>510084442 (OP)
astrolite
if i'm not here my house won't be either

I carry a gas mask, smoke grenades, and bear mace. You just don the gas mask, pop the smoke grenades, and start dousing them in bear mace.

>>510084626
>WoW player
Must be an old video. No one plays WoW anymore.

>>510084505
Use the grenade, they can't match ballistics off of them.

Shoot myself in the foot.

>>510084539
>Didn't get all of it!
>From where I'm sitting he didn't get any of it Maggle

I don't plan on dodging any draft. You did not follow through on your promise for a draft for Iran and this disappointed me as I was ready to stab a zionist Jew draft officer in the throat.

Do you think you control my fate by the mechanisms of the state, you zionist Jew? God is greater than you. God is the greatest. God is who I fight and die for, not zionist Jew pedophiles.

>>510084442 (OP)
oh no whatever will i do now mr wanting me to die in ww3 recruitment officer

>>510086154
ukraine is stuck in a 90s forever

>>510086414
i like your thrift store knife anon.

>>510084442 (OP)
just say i'm trans. i'd rather grow boobs than fight for this country

>>510084442 (OP)
>How do you plebs plan to dodge the upcoming draft?

We don't have a draft up here. That nonsense is reserved for Amerimutts, commie states and third world shitholes.

>>510084442 (OP)
If you can dodge a dodgeball you can dodge a draft

>>510086771
>say i'm trans
That's not going to stop them. You'll just get promoted quicker. But you may get the option of becoming a Comfort Tranny.

>>510084442 (OP)
No war, no draft. Simple as.

>>510084442 (OP)
we don't draft. last time they tried, cities were burned to the ground in protest.
I like war and shooting guns (damn good at it too) but i'm not fighting for jews and shitskins.
unless we're talking about a race war to destroy shitskins and kikes, i'm not interested.

>>510084442 (OP)
Medical, and if that doesn’t work, I will blind any (((public servant))), which includes draft officers, with high powered lasers. And by doing so I will force the government’s hand to either lose significant resources from the new necessary healthcare spending, or, if the state doesn’t provide healthcare for those blinded, to face mutiny and demoralization of its zogbots after they see how the state toss their fellow, now blind and in need, zogbots aside like cum napkins

>>510084442 (OP)
Same as jury duty. Pure unfiltered Antisemitism.

>>510086414
Great design. If you want to also slice your fingers to hell when stabbing someone, that is.

>>510084442 (OP)
I'm literally sitting here in a pile of my own shit rn, I'm not worried

Doing this to boomers as soon as they issue an opinion on politics.

>door's open, come right in fellas!

>>510086414
BASED aliexpress knife weilder

>>510084442 (OP)
I'll make you a deal. I say this every thread this comes up in.
Let me loot and maybe I'd join. And when I say loot, I mean that you give me some goals and set me loose with my homies and we proceed to "raid, pillage, destroy, etc. etc." Whatever synonyms you can come up with. Otherwise, I'm not interested.
Can't even take war brides anymore. Fucking pathetic. War is such a waste of time, I'd rather make money.

>Worst approval ratings ever
>Got a mortal spook from anti-pedophiles (The vast majority) for defending pedophiles
>Suddenly has a "Major Announcement" on Ukraine
>USD against EVERY CURRENCY plummeting NOW
IF YOU DRAFT YOUR DISSIDENTS YOU WIN!
SIGN TAPPERS, ARE YOU READDDYYYYYYYYYY

I'm likely too old now, unless they go full volksturm.

>>510084475
I'm 6% jewish, this might work. So long as they don't check my schlong.

>>510084442 (OP)
>How do you plebs plan to dodge the upcoming draft?
By being too old and fat.

>>510090623
>>Got a mortal spook from anti-pedophiles (The vast majority) for defending pedophiles
I'm still not sure how he was expecting that to play out.

because fuck america

>>510084442 (OP)
i'm jewish

>>510084539
Better than getting BTFO by Russians.

>>510084442 (OP)
I'm schizophrenic

>>510084442 (OP)
By being 34 and diagnosed autistic.

>>510084442 (OP)
A live grenade is a good option.

>>510090203
Trying times indeed. Hey Anon, can you tell John Bolton and Nimrata Haley, these war mongers wanting American soldiers to die for them. I want to see sabre rattling Bolton and Haley enlist in the front lines along with their family too, to show their patriotism, solidarity and leadership before asking the american public to go die for a proxy war in another country. Geopolitical stuff is important, but we need to focus within first before we can help others. Sorry but not sorry. How can I help you if I need to heal first? Plus I know what goy means and that is not very nice and now you want me to help you when you spit in my face? Why are you so aggressive and provoke war and hate? Like a bad girlfriend Israel. I just dont want to be associated with you like you was Diddy. Get it Bibi? Peace and love prevails. Remove nuclear weapons and weapons period from everyone in the middle east and we will have peace. We love you thank you for your service. United States citizens need you first. Stay safe.
>USS Nimitz you are the sacrificial lamb like USS Liberty, you will not be forgotten.

>War is a place where young people who do not know each other and do not hate each other kill each other, by decision of old people who know each other, hate each other but do not kill each other"
>ERICH HARTMANN
screen cap this soldier they blocked my infographic but I will still make you read it.

>>510084539
Thought it was ai swastica art

By just saying no? What are they gonna do?

>>510084442 (OP)
Haha that's also my plan

NO ETHNOSTATE=NO MILITARY SERVICE

SIMPLE AS !!!

>“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?
>Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?...
>The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!
>If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956


WHEN A ZOG TRIES TO MANDATE MILITARY SERVICE EVERY WEARER OF A UNIFORM MUST BE ATTACKED ON SIGHT!!!

DO NOT REMAIN PASSIVE, DO NOT WAIT FOR THEM TO COME TO YOU. GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK FOR THEM, BEAT THEM, SPIT ON THEM, BULLY THEM AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

THE ZOGBOTS NEED TO BE MORE AFRAID OF THE POPULATION THAN OF THEIR MASTERS!!!

>>510084539
Literally me.

If covid taught me anything, 95% of people will go willingly and grind their teeth in hate at the “current enemy” once rachel maddow tells them to

>>510084442 (OP)
Doesn't happen in Germany. Our right of refusal is the only country in the world with constitutional status.
And here you can refuse by post. It's a good thing we're so schizophrenic because of our past.
Nevertheless, I wish you the best.
And yes, there's no shitting on it. Not with us.
That's why conscription doesn't matter to us - just write a letter. :>

>>510084442 (OP)
What draft?

>>510084442 (OP)

I'm too old and hold too many advanced degrees to be thrown into the meat grinder.

>>510095294
>my piece of paper
you can wipe your ass with that

>>510084442 (OP)
Ignite a fire bomb

>>510098349
What about my age, Muhammad? The MPs won't knock on my door, first.

>>510098898
you can wipe your ass clean in the barracks with your piece of paper for autisms