MARY SUE

>>510104679
kek

>>510104592 (OP)
i play poker sometimes, so no i wouldnt.

>>510104592 (OP)
her fault for letting anyone but the tax man know

what a piece of shit
>the kitchen staff doesn't deserve MY tips
>those dish washing peasants

>>510104592 (OP)
Stupid is is stupid does. Cut and dry.

>>510104592 (OP)
Seems open and shut to me
If it was a $5 winning ticket nobody would dispute that the guy giving it to her relinquished ownership, and it was specifically gifted to her

>>510105326
Fuck off communist

>>510105326
Waitresses absolute despise kitchen help.
Anyone who's worked in a restaurant knows to never tip a waitress.

>>510105815
rightfully so, the kitchen help is always brown

>>510104592 (OP)
lol at what point did all the news on reddit get disseminated via subs with names like r/interestingasfuck and r/holyfuckingshit and r/mildlyinteresting which is basically just pajeet nigger facebook showerthoughts... and why? is it an asian thing? does r/damnthatsinteresting feel more ubiquitous if i were a chinese speaking faggot reading in moon runes? is it cultural? is it a european thing and i just dont get it because im american?

>>510104592 (OP)
I hate people that pass out lottery tickets as gifts or tips

>>510104592 (OP)
Na, ide kick myself, but na. Don't think i would anyway, hope i wouldn't.

>>510104592 (OP)
>let's everyone know she won 10m
on her, 100%
also, her coworkers could get away with suing if they pool tips in a non voluntary way

>>510104592 (OP)
No, because I'm not a subhuman amerishart. Once it's off your hands, it's not yours anymore.

>>510104592 (OP)
If someone gave me a lottery ticket and I got a big win like that I'd give that person at least a million dollars--BUT ONLY if he/she didn't want the money. If the person was willing to sue you for it then he can go fuck himself. I'd even flaunt my wealth in front of him and I hope his envy will consume him.

>>510104592 (OP)
I mean after taxes that's like what? 6 Million? I mean I'd like a cut of it but it's not like it's 6 Billion. All that fuss over a cut that would be like 100,000 MAYBE... Nah I'd say congrats and carry on.

>>510104592 (OP)
It's more like 5 or 4 million dollars won after taxes, and that's not even delivered in a lump sum, it's rewarded in 1000 dollar increments on a monthly basis. Lottery is a scam.

>>510104994
first thing I thought of
her first problem: telling anyone.

>>510104994
>>510106752
>her fault for letting anyone but the tax man know
You can't anonymously claim the lottery in most states, your name gets published as soon as you turn in the ticket.

>>510104592 (OP)
The first rule of winning money is to never tell anyone. When you do, you will be sued 100% of the time.

>>510104592 (OP)
And what was the outcome???

>>510106798
There are ways to get around that.

>>510106798
did she lawyer up before claiming it? I'd prepare for every possible scenario

>>510104592 (OP)
>if you tipped her this ticket, would you sue her?
nope, I'd stfu and never talk about this with anyone
chalk it up to life lessons learned
try to forget

>>510104592 (OP)
If you win the lottery, You get lawyers before you claim the winnings. Then you claim the winnings as anonymously as possible. Then you place a large chunk of the money into legal entities that make it nearly impossible to be touched. Then you deal with whatever comes after that.

>>510104592 (OP)
This is exactly why I don't tip. I save lives by not tipping.

>>510104592 (OP)
Did that really happen? The odds are staggering that it didnt.

>>510104592 (OP)
>that moment when the 84 separate Romanian intelligence services hear that you have a firm that is not born out of corruption nor was it foudned by people with a political profile