The princess of Bulgaria blocks your path. What do?
>>510110741 (OP)giv banan, then go on my way
>>510110853i don't think morlocks stop at just one banana.
>>510110741 (OP)break her nose and give her an excuse to fix it better this time
>>510110741 (OP)wow really big of chuds mocking a motorcycle accident survivor
>>510110741 (OP)Ask her what her routine is.
>>510110741 (OP)wait.. who's the princess?
>>510110741 (OP)wut?
I didn't know that Bulgaria is a monarchy.
BTW is she related to Count Orlock ?
>>510110741 (OP)LoTR sequel incoming? She looks ready to lead the orcs!
only the royals of england and the netherlands have real power, the rest are larpers.
Their main power is veto power, they can fire prime ministers and many laws dont apply to them
>>510110741 (OP)What a weird country, does everyone there look like that?
>>510110741 (OP)Try to run. I don't have a silver sword. I'm not equipped to handle her.
>>510112054He doesnt look much better. Looks like an actual cadaver.
>>510110741 (OP)What in the actual fuck?
Horrors beyond comprehension wow!
>>510110741 (OP)>blocks your pathnot before my sword glows blue
>>510110969she must be a beast in bed
>>510114890She was hot onece but had some sort of bad facial infection
>>510115159if only she had left that nose alone