As lazy as you fuckers all are, why not enlist with the Unites States Anal Fags (USAF)? You can get paid to do even less than you do now.

>>510115440 (OP)
I am not a US citizen.

>>510115440 (OP)
I have more than one health issue from birth which would have me rejected from service. I have also gained more health issues which would further disqualify me.

>>510115440 (OP)
I'm willing to sign up to join the military of another country as long as they're fighting america.

>>510115440 (OP)
look at my flag you fucking idiot

MY BROTHER IS A SGT IN THE ARMY
HES A PANTY WEARING SISSY AND HE LETS DOGS LICK HIS ASSHOLE

Fuck em all

>>510115440 (OP)
I get paid to do fuck all and I'm incredibly unhappy with my job. Stop trying to encourage people that laziness and lack of ambition is a virtue. I know why you're promoting it and its fucked up.

take your job listings or offers, your recruitment bonuses and shove em deep into the recesses of your asshole (where I know you like em) and fuck off into the distance. Also not taking orders from women, niggers, fags or jews in whichever order is preferable to you in order for you to get that message. I never knew you.

>>510115440 (OP)
How am i supposed to gobble cock if i’m stuck at home?

>>510115440 (OP)
not dying for israel

>>510115440 (OP)
In the same vein, why not sign up to be a glowie and browse 4chan all day.

Well?

>>510116555
but have you thanked him for his service

>>510117329
you need a degree to be a glowie and it's unfortunate because i would be the most dedicated glowie because of my autism

>>510116555
Ur brother sounds cute desu.