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Anonymous (ID: IFtwOPqV) United Kingdom No.510128870 [Report] >>510128986 >>510129384 >>510131816 >>510131892
Eglin's pussy stinks
Anonymous (ID: l8Jf/cCb) United States No.510128986 [Report]
>>510128870 (OP)
Eglin = mossad/idf
Anonymous (ID: LyI8fsY7) United States No.510129384 [Report] >>510129462 >>510129970
>>510128870 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: l8Jf/cCb) United States No.510129462 [Report] >>510129565
>>510129384
>Russia is under my bed!

Die kike
Anonymous (ID: SHFCFqLh) No.510129565 [Report] >>510129863 >>510129961 >>510131927
>>510129462
Get a job, loser.
Anonymous (ID: CSN7CI9w) United States No.510129863 [Report] >>510132966
>>510129565
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.

Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
Anonymous (ID: 3MZ4NeaP) Canada No.510129961 [Report]
>>510129565
>40$ an hour to protect jews you're the real loser chud
saar do not redeem your google pay card in 2 weeks
Anonymous (ID: G2aWuWEF) United States No.510129970 [Report]
>>510129384
>Only Russians call out fed faggots

Anyways, in before the Eglin granny prunes this one
Anonymous (ID: ZDFqyVrg) United States No.510131816 [Report]
>>510128870 (OP)
its actually masons/catholics/jews working in tandem
Anonymous (ID: oI0GKdEl) United States No.510131892 [Report]
>>510128870 (OP)
You know evolution is real since pussy smells like fish.
Anonymous (ID: l8Jf/cCb) United States No.510131927 [Report]
>>510129565
Die kike
Anonymous (ID: Zn9gO6FX) United States No.510132966 [Report]
>>510129863
Wow! That sounds like the deal of a lifetime. I've been thinking lately that it may be time for me to make a change in my life, and for me to really get in the game. Could you tell me and my fellow directionless 4channelers more, maybe including how we can get connected with our local recruiter?