Thread 510147885

And that hole? I'll build a mansion here with that money.

>>510147885 (OP)
>buy house
>only can afford two slices
Are jew Yorkers this stupid?

>>510148012
>two slices
>of new york pizza
retard

>>510147885 (OP)
How much do you think they pay in hoa or whatever sort of monthly fees a co-op pays for building maintenance.

>>510147885 (OP)
>co-op
>coop

>>510147885 (OP)
>Why don’t you own a home yet?

>>510148012
>House Rich
700k+ is a lot for a tiny room. Then again they HAVE to have the hustle and bustle of the big city and that high paying tech job. Mind you this is a condo unit and will also include a huge Condo fee (HOA fee) to stay in.

I own a house and unofficially own a 2nd house

>>510148237
I wonder how much they pay a month for it in fees? Is it $500, a $1,000? $5,000?

>>510148434
Probably 1/3 to 1/2 of the mortgage. HOAs and Condo are just renting with extra steps.

>>510148237
>Then again they HAVE to have the hustle and bustle of the big city and that high paying tech job.
Yeah what an idiot, he should move to rural Minnesota so he can buy a shack and drink PBR in it. Obviously better than a high-paying job and a bustling city life.

>>510147885 (OP)
i own multiple homes because im ok with living in the blue parts of the map

>>510148547
>Can remote work for the same price
>Locality is far cheaper
>Government pays you to homestead and live on farm land and conservation land
>Monthly mortgage is $400 max, maybe
>Land parcel can be bought cash
>Little to no regulations or permits needed
>Property tax is non existent
>Taxes end when you turn 65
Well yea. High pay means nothing if people keep pushing prices up to take more of your money.

>>510148547
>>510148547
No, so he can buy a mansion and raise a family in it, faggot

>>510147885 (OP)
But I do

>>510148012
>Are jew Yorkers this stupid?
Yes. They will pay 700k to live in a rat infested shithole and tell you it's the greatest place on Earth as they get robbed, stabbed, raped, and set on fire on their way to wageslave for a multinational corporation.

>>510148752
Feels good to have a comfy 3800sqft home in the whitest county in the whitest state in America.

>>510147885 (OP)
I would kill myself if I had to live in a sky box with no land and this faggot is over here praising science that he gets to pay off a million dollars just for the privilege.

>>510148130
underrated

>>510149292
aversion to real work outside. they enjoy their pod. they enjoy their bugs. let them enjoy it, but let them know that they cannot take our enjoyment from us. Let them govern their cities into ruin, but do not let them nor their policies leave.

>>510147885 (OP)
/pol/tards usually make $0.00/hour

>>510149292
jealous blumphart

>>510147885 (OP)
I bought a small mansion built in 1975 in rural North Carolina in 2017. I regret nothing. It cost $214,000. I wish I had some friends though. I find myself often alone...

>>510148547
>he should move to rural Minnesota so he can buy a shack and drink PBR in it. Obviously better than a high-paying job and a bustling city life.
This but unironically

>>510147885 (OP)
I do own one.
Used a big chunk of my trust fund from my grandpa and uncle to buy a house right before COVID to transfer it into a form my shit bag family couldn't easily steal.
It's now worth more than my entire original inheritance and I'm debt-free.

>>510149292
it's mind boggling. I wouldn't live in jew york if you paid me to. maybe if I could conceal carry but even then it'd still be a nightmare

>>510147885 (OP)
I make more money by renting and investing.

>>510149438
I for one am neet lol
My gf works and has a real eye for managing my stocks though so we're fine. Also she's been building a small business with one of her sisters. Also we're considering buying a restaurant that we could have her family run for us.

>>510149678
I bought a really nice, large, and high end custom build in Appalachia. It’s on a fat piece of land too.
I built it all out, built a nice barn, thousands of feet of fencing, planted a large orchard, I mean I really worked my ass off and made this into a nice little farm. Now my wife says she is bored and wants to move back to the city.
Fuck bros

>>510147885 (OP)

I own 3, all bailout.. 2 cars

>>510147885 (OP)
I really can’t comprehend the mind of the modern bug man

>>510150044
Maybe ask her what she actually specifically misses about the city, shows? restaurants? And try to fulfill that with trips and shit rather than full time city living.

>>510148547
Remote work makes it so that working a tech job in the city makes zero sense unless you just love to be surrounded by nigs and other minorities.

>>510147885 (OP)
i live in my parents house,pay the mortgage but it's ok since it's a house for 4 all for me and whatever piece I have at the time

>>510150044
I am driving up to Boone in the morning. Wife also bored. Wants some fresh>>510150044
mountain air. Maybe we bump into each other?? It would be funny. My Honda CR-V has a "Big Mike 2024" bumper sticker on it. Come say 'hi' ;)

>>510147885 (OP)
Holy retard Batman

>>510147885 (OP)
I do. American homes are $150 to $300. 90% of people complaining literally don't shop for homes or live in California/New York.

>>510147885 (OP)
>cuck cube
>750k + tip

omega yikeroni

>>510147885 (OP)
That hole in the wall will be worth 1.4m in 4 years.

>>510149966
that's the play right now if you don't have many have many possessions or kids in school

>>510150044
Time for her to have an unfortunate orchard accident.
Remember the old japanese saying.
If you want to be happy for an hour buy a bottle of wine.
If you want to be happy for a year, get married.
If you want to be happy for a lifetime, become a gardener.

>>510150506
Are you retarded? Buying in this market will be a death sentence, just waiting to be raped by the j*w.

>>510150455
Maybe if they are in a nigger infested neighborhood retard.

>>510147885 (OP)
Only a literal fag would be this desperate to live in the city

>>510147885 (OP)
That means he bought one room right?

>>510150179
She said she’s bored and there is nothing to do here. I asked her
>what would you be doing in the city?
I dunno, take the kids to the park and stuff. Let them see things
>why don’t you walk here?
It’s boring here!
>so basically you’d do the same stuff you could do here but in the city?
Yeah, because the parks there are nicer.

Bros I think I married an actual retard

>>510150506
Sweet, should be a good time to buy in 10 years or so

>>510149199
>rat infested shithole
Don't forget about the roaches. They rain from the sky in new york.

>>510148547
>Bustling
Holy kek he actually said it

>>510150731
thats what i was arguing

>>510150761
Not at all, not even close. You have 0 clue what you're talking about. I'm 30 years old and the down payment for my house was $10k but I paid a lot more because I wanted to. Texas.

>>510150370
I’ve been out of town on a work trip this week and have too much work to do at home right now. My wife is mad about me being out of town all week too and probably not in the mood for a 3-4 hour road trip.
Thanks tho

That's almost $46,000 in interest per year for that crappy little shitbox.

>>510150044
gg ez

>>510148117
Literally 3k for HOA fees ona a studio in any decent area.

>>510150881
Many such cases, SAD!

>>510148896
>Can remote work for the same price
These jobs are really volatile.
If I could get one that was similar to my existing job with stability I'd immediatly leave my city and live in the boonies.

>>510150881
shes gonna cheat on you within 6 months if theres not already stains on your bed.

>>510149966
On track to buy my first investment property in 18 months. Maybe earlier if stocks keep soring.

I really believe the best we can do for our kids is leave each one with a house and some cash. A home you've owned for 30 years will have a much lower tax rate vs your neighbors that was bought a year ago. Unless youre in a cucked state like texas

>>510151702
if you can live in the property for a year, buy one with an assumable mortgage then rent it out

that's my plan for my next purchase, anything under 3% is basically free money

>>510152293
Stock are roaring so I don't mind holding back until im paying cash outright but im assuming your closing costs are near 0 if youre taking over the mortgage so thats worthwhile.

The closing costs on my cash paid house was $800 majority of it was for the inspector. Buyers agent gets the fee from the sellers so its great to have someone. On a typical mortgage closing costs are 10k, thats absolute insanity

>>510147885 (OP)
>$3802/month in payments.
$3802! For that!
So it can later be seized by a commie mayor anyway, or have section 8 equivalents all around it to drive you out anyway.
Lol, leftists.

>>510152657
>holding back until im paying cash outright

oh, you're retarded

best of luck

>>510151018
The fuck do you think is so funny? You have to hustle to make it in the big city and all that hustle isn't worth it if you miss out on the bustle.

>>510149438
fuck you I make ten times that much

>>510147885 (OP)
Do New Yorkers really?

>>510149199
Living in New York looked comfy on tv