>intelligent design

>>510158942 (OP)
That's good for them

>>510158942 (OP)
i would rather be a snail than a jeet

How dare you question our bronze age narrative? You will burn in hell for all eter- wait, what are you doing? No you can't just hang me on a noose while I'm nailed to this kikeboard, what the fuck are y- aaaaaaaaaaahhhh skydaddy help m-ACK!!!

>>510158942 (OP)
I'd eat a snail.

>>510159172
Of course you would, you're an Amerifat, you'd eat yourself if you could

>>510158942 (OP)
Snails are the Indians of the animal world

>>510158942 (OP)
You made this thread on /x/ already.
God isn't real.

>>510159439
America is whiter than your piece of shit irrelevant country, KICK VEE.

>>510159490
Checked and based.

>>510159151
>bronze age
Low IQ spotted

a human man‘s g spot is in his ass

>>510158942 (OP)
>muh ebolution

>>510159909
That's why all straight men enjoy buttsex

>>510158942 (OP)
German species

>>510159490
>>510158942 (OP)
Don't bully snails they're based and cute don't compare them to Indians. I took this one in my garden

>>510160286
Aw

>>510159831
He's not saying Jesus lived during bronze age

>>510159909
Funniest psyop invented.

>>510158942 (OP)

God's spirit is like an ever present energetic catalyst that allows order to emanate throughout the universe and causes things to evolve and reach greater heights. God isn't some man on a throne who blinked the universe into existence for your own enjoyment. The idea that everything needs to be perfect is inherently wrong, things are supposed to be complicated so your soul can come here and learn and become stronger.

This is one plane of existence. Learn how to astral project and study Reiki and you'll understand a bit more. Good books:

Healing Lost Souls, by William Baldwin
The Psychic Self-Defense Guide, by Robert Bruce
Reincarnation and Biology, by Ian Stevenson

>>510160780
Source? Nothing on that bullshit in the Bible.

>>510158942 (OP)
I guess my contributions in qringe thread have made you made. Thanks for the win.

>homos are rageposting again upset at the deity they claim doesnt exist
Truly faggots are a mental illness and a curse on humanity

>>510158942 (OP)
penis

>Invest AIDS to kill fags

>>510158942 (OP)
Love this picture
Always makes me smile
I live in a village and to be honest they have low numbers this year!

>>510159772
The Indian would love poop all over his face

>>510163529
I, for one, cannot wait for the poo in the loo wars in Khannada. pajeet paki bengali sikhs vs hindus vs mohammeds.

Bring that ethnic/religious conflict that's waged in India for millennia to your province.

>>510158942 (OP)
This is the animal I hate the most

>>510163529
Ching Chong ping pong

>>510158942 (OP)
do these things even do anything in nature?

I really believe in nature and God and the order of the universe but there are definitely things that just haven't become extinct yet but should definitely be extinct.

like fat chicks

>>510160636
Probably the whole religion started in the late iron age. Moses is not mention before 500 BC.

>>510158942 (OP)
Snails keep themselves slimy by pooping on themselves? lawl.

>>510158942 (OP)
They retract into their shell before they take a shit.

>>510164119
>do these things even do anything in nature?
they digest stuff and turn it into plant food

>>510158942 (OP)

you'd have to be a retard to believe in evolution

>>510164445
If you count religions they stole it from yes. Otherwise it's from late antiquity. After the diadochi took power for certain.
Judaism is literally greek religion misunderstood by illiterate retards and repackaged.
For instance Samson is a jewish copy of Heracles. They took snipets like him interacting with lions, being strong and brave, liking women a lot etc but twisting him into a faggot psychopath because jews can't understand heroism.
So in the end he's a schizo retard killing people because they didn't guess he saw a lion carcass with bees one day, set fire to crops and an heroed by killing a bunch of women and chidlren in a temple.
Jewish heroes are villains truly.

>>510165196
I notice you have to change your antibiotics regularly, it must be witchcraft

>>510158942 (OP)
They breed, you dont
Damn nigger.

>>510158942 (OP)

>>510159772
Checked what, you filthy newfag?

God is real and he's a HACK

>>510158942 (OP)
To be fair, that's exactly what the average Factorio player would do if he were God.

>>510159909
This wisdom should be gatekee88ka8ped.

>>510165427
I will never stop laughing at the story of Samson, it's so over the top and twisted
https://youtu.be/NRh7W-Bsg5g
https://youtu.be/h8758UW_RjM

>>510164445
Don't know much about origins of Jewish faith, but I thought they had their religion at least by the time of Babylonian captivity in 600 bc. My understanding is that it had developed or strengthened during that time.
People call the bible bronze age, but does it even describe bronze age that much? I guess it makes the book seem more ancient than it is.

>>510158942 (OP)
worst part? you won't understand the reason even when you are reborn into one for how you have lived

>>510158942 (OP)
your favorite kpop bog nigger spreads snail slime shit on her face

>>510158942 (OP)
>>intelligent design
>darwinian evolution, the survival of the fittest

either way, it make no sense

>>510158942 (OP)
French people eat that kek

i was feeling down today but then i was reminded i'm not a snail :)

>>510158942 (OP)
what is the evolutionary advantage of shitting on own head?

>>510158942 (OP)
they never visibly age and can be male or female

>>510165196
Ever notice how they start like this and they later proceed with shilling the kike on a stick?

>>510165196
>Image
And not one argument was made that day.

>>510174783
anything attacking you from above has to eat your shit first

>>510158942 (OP)
God was having a laugh.

>>510174783
The point is that evolution isn't perfect. Something merely has to be functional enough to survive and reproduce, even if it's really poorly designed. The inner workings of the human eye are laughably inefficient, for example. But it works well enough to keep us alive.

>>510166625
Fight or Die.
this nigga didn't fight

>>510163997
>forever traveling but going nowhere
>home is everywhere yet nowhere
>backpack full of his goods (merchant)
>seemingly a crime against nature yet is found everywhere
I thought you two would relate

>>510169087
if I knew all this at 15 I'd make a parody episode of South Park with the flashing thing at the bottom

>this is what they actually believe.
do the exact same respectful and thorough dissection as Mormon and scientology.

there's surely an hours worth there. and with some tact could make it entertaining

>>510159959
>I'm intimidated by people smarter than me
Life must be hard for you

>>510169087
those videos are essentially a version of what I said I guess.

>>510158942 (OP)
>I don't like God
>I don't want God to tell me what is good
>I want to say what is good and what is evil myself
>I am my own god

Genesis 3:4-5
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

>>510159736

>>510165196
Abiogenesis is different than evolution.
Even if God created life, we have a pretty solid understanding of mechanisms he uses for evolution.

>>510169087
>Samson said to them,
>“If you had not plowed with my heifer,
you would not have solved my riddle.”

>19 Then the Spirit of the Lord came powerfully upon him. He went down to Ashkelon, struck down thirty of their men, stripped them of everything and gave their clothes to those who had explained the riddle. Burning with anger, he returned to his father’s home. 20 And Samson’s wife was given to one of his companions who had attended him at the feast.

>>510170582
It's not survival of the fittest. Negative traits do get passed on plenty which is why so many animals have so many retarded things about them. Positive traits have an advantage because they help with survival. Sometimes though none of that matters and an ice age wipes out a species beyond their capacity to survive.

>>510169087
>He answered, “I merely did to them what they did to me.”
dude wtf man. someone should really have to answer for all this

>>510158942 (OP)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a land snail in the wild. Plenty of slugs but never a snail. Are they even real or are they a Jewish psyop?

>>510175360
>be retarded deep sea fish
>close your mouth
>die instantly
Harsh, but fair.

>>510158942 (OP)
Why slug more slug
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking asshole.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.

over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are intersex. Snail is too but not as cool when snail do it

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

>>510174783
It doesn't. Snails can retract their entire head into their shells, they probably take a shit when its head is out of the way.

>>510162895
>rain stops
>snails come out on a suicide mission to cross the pavement
every damn time
why do they do it

>>510158942 (OP)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>510159151
>Attack your allies instead of the eneny
jeet