What is the key to meeting and fucking 18 yo zoomettes as a late 30s millennial

>>510162436 (OP)
you can't retard
they will yell at you for being an ugly and creepy loser and you'll get beaten to a pulp by stronger zoomers

>>510162436 (OP)
exist
talk
smile
don't have phone neck

>>510162436 (OP)
I'm pretty certain that my mid-50's art teacher was banging some of my classmates right after we graduated. He's kind of buff for an old guy, though. Maybe get jacked and start doing art projects and having a book or two on Amazon even if they aren't selling.

>>510162436 (OP)
white van and chloroform lmfao

>>510162436 (OP)
Pay a prostitute

>>510164381
Explain book please

>>510165381
Anyone can 'self-publish' anything, but that's not good enough. Even a small shitty 'publishing house' confers some measure of 'legitimacy' so long as it is 'established' in some sense.

That makes you a 'published author' as opposed to a 'self-published' author, which is a critical distinction in the clout-chaser arena.

>>510162436 (OP)
You missed that boat bro. Only Boomers and some gen-x got that privilege. The millennial/gen-x women warned and taught the younger generation to stay away. And for good reason. The boomer/gen-x were disgusting pigs. And they ruined a generation of millennial women.

>>510165554
Thank you. Does having a book on Amazon help the middle aged man bang young women in some way?

>>510165019
dear god

Getting laid with 18 year olds and women in their early 20s is easy in Europe. Working as a prostitute is normal for women from the poorer European countries.

>>510162436 (OP)
benjies. lots n lots of 'em.

>>510162436 (OP)
>18
creepy desu

but set tinder to 23 and go

>>510166262
>18
>creepy
No it's not lol It's just bitter women past the expiration date who say that

>>510166403
No, it's definitely creepy but you'd only know that if you've interacted with women that age

>>510166017
In short, with art hoes, yes. I'm working on my own, though I have years and years to finish until I get old.

>>510168032
I love 18 year old pussy. Cope about it male feminist.

>>510162436 (OP)
just bee yourself

(lol)

>>510162436 (OP)
Money.

>>510168379
>male whore
Stfu nobody asked for your opinion

>>510168933
Your seethe is fucking delicious

>>510169440
Why would I seethe about you being a pathetic meanwhore? Enjoy I guess, while normal people focus on loving their wives and making kids

>>510162509
None of this will happen. Why do people like you exist?

>>510162436 (OP)


220 euros for one hour.

>>510165019
Jaclyn roper?

>>510168933
>>510168032
>>510166262
>reddit spacing
These are women who get paid to post here and “monitor” you by the military, let that sink on

>>510169886
You have zoomer prostitutes in the Germany bro? America cleaned up its prostitute problem.

Money. SeekingArrangement exists.

>>510170041
>America cleaned up its prostitute problem.
No you didn't. Prostitution is still illegal almost everywhere in America. That is a problem.

>>510170178
No they just go on onlyfans and pajeets send them their paycheck. That whole seedy thing where she has to fuck some loser is over.

You dont. Meet women your own age, weirdo.

>>510162436 (OP)
bench 2 plates for reps with visible abs
get a fake rolex
drive a BMW or mercedes no older than 5 years old
live downtown in a modern apartment with lots of amenities in a big city
read the rational male and learn game, the iron rules, and pickup

>>510170379
>join hustlers university now!
Fuck off nigger

>>510170379
>make your entire life a constant burden to fuck some bitch
Gay and retarded

>>510162436 (OP)
Go to techno parties and raves

>>510170614
Doesn't work if you're shy

>>510170516
your on a post asking how to fuck an 18 year old as a 30 years old

>>510165019
that's a nice 50 years old milf

be fit

instagram dms

>>510170677
Whole things sounds gay, sorry

>>510170461
i fuck more white bitches and get more money than you, pink dick
>>510170516
>ragequits
participation trophy recipient moment. you’re like the garbage NPC you get on your team searching solo ranked who quits the match and eventually stops playing the game altogether because he’s ass instead of getting gud and increasing k/d

>>510170217
And that is a problem. Why are you so angrily against people having sex?

>>510162509
>you'll get beaten to a pulp by stronger zoomers
Lol those spindly faggots couldn't put a dent in hot butter.

>>510162436 (OP)
idk gotta look for ones with daddy issues, I guess, a girl(in her early 20's) that I used to work with recently got engaged with a guy nearing 50

>>510170914
you already know the problem is the numbers and when they stab you with a hidden knife

>>510168379
Too bad they don't love you back, creep

>>510170864
less competition is better for me, its actually in my best interest that you stay weak and poor with a shitty car or maybe a bus pass. more prime, wet 18-22 year old pussy for me. skill issue

>>510170882
>participation trophy recipient moment
ironic from a nigger

>>510171129
seethe harder

>>510171008
In my experienc they're cowards who run away when you draw blood on one of them.

>>510171063
Alright

>>510162436 (OP)
>go to cigarette shop
>wave baggy of pot
>????????
>sexpet gained until you run out of pot or her single mother tries to stitch you up for statutory.

>>510170379
>you must consoom, goy!

>>510170882
>muh dik
lol, niggers

Probably u need to find ones with mental problems and there are shitloads.

>>510162436 (OP)
live near a college campus and be somewhat conventionally attractive.

>>510165638
Nobody should ever give up. I will get a teenage wife before I die.

>>510171740
You can still date someone your own age who has similar baggage to you. You don't have to be a fucking creep who just wants to fuck a young girl.

>>510162436 (OP)
Just be not a complete spaz, be interesting,, work out, go places like the beach.. I'm about to bang a zoomette that works at the circle k down the street, and laid zero game down. Just being good looking and funny will get you places. Also don't whore around. Believe it or not zoomettes love millenials

>>510171328
does it ever occur to you eurocucks that women are completely different in the states than over there? women here above 7/10 are capitalistic empty materialistic NPC automatons. its not like spain where you can get an 8/10 with light banter and merengue chacha shuck jive dance

>>510171823
Why the fuck would you want to fuck with some whore who fucked 400 genx/boomers instead of giving you a shot back when we were all kids?
Fuck them, they can die alone

>>510162436 (OP)
Money and fame.
If you're already a crypto fag, you can flaunt your cars around and zoomettes will zoom towards you.
The gym meme is a lie, don't fall for gym fags.

>>510171823
I’m not wanting casual sex with old women. I want the cute young girls who wear short shorts in the summer.

>>510172016

>>510171921
You're just as bad. You fuck whatever you can also. And if you couldn't and wished you could you are still just as bad. You don't deserve a young girl. And lets say by some miracle you get one you probably wouldn't know how to handle it. She would be too good for you psychologically and physically. You will be unhappier than you are right now. Get someone on your level.

>>510172016
No you just want to jack off.

>>510168032
>No, it's definitely creepy
This shit was started by women who realised they weren't getting the same level of attention from men anymore as they got into their thirties and can't even get a stable boyfriend let alone marriage. That number of women has only increased now as even the "zoomers" born in the late 90s are approaching 30.

Let me tell you something that none of these women, especially the millennial women who are doing this will never tell you. When they were like 15 or so they were sucking older guys (in their 20s and above) to get alcohol or cigarettes. Plenty of them threw away their virginity because the guy that's 7+ years older was more likely to have his own place, a job, a car, etc and the guy her age was still fumbling about and hadn't got anything going for him (yet). I was that guy myself and at the time it pissed me off that I heard these kind of stories. Like I told her, you knew this guy was a player and had fucked other women and her cope was "I was drunk but I made sure he wore a condom".

These women thought spreading their legs would lead to marriage. It never happened. Now their whole view of sex and relationships gets fucked up. They then go on to treat future guys, even the guy who would never cheat a certain way and they have a pile of issues, that only grow and get worse with every failed relationship.

Women are fucking retards they have no idea how to solve problems, only use shaming tactics and complaining to appeal to men to "fix it". Proving they're not our equals. The solution that fixes this is called marriage and chastity. But it's fucking rare that women will ever admit they made a mistake with that, and they invent the most ridiculous copes like "I wasn't ready for a relationship anyway" when they throw away their virginity to some loser.

You are the type of feminine man that is also trying to use shaming tactics. The thing is that it doesn't work. Nor do your empty threats. If it did you wouldn't be seething.

>>510172086
>Get someone on your level.
what does this even mean?

>>510171823
>>510162509
>>510165638
you know what makes women wet? violence. the problem is, you can't just beat up random people. it's not moral or practical. but if some faggot noodle zoomer comes at you, you now have both a moral and practical reason to fight. the zoomers are giving you an in to the zoomettes. their sacrifice will always be remembered and appreciated. thank you.

>>510162509
This pretty much happened to me except that I beat up the zoomer simps.

>>510172054
>Shouldn't stick my dick in that

>>510165638
Absolutely 100% wrong. The zoomettes that wont fuck older guys are the same terminally online few that habe ridiculous standards and are basically not fuckable except for 9/10 gigachads anyway. All others are gair game still.

>>510166017
This mf about to write and publish a whole book because he thinks 18yo girls will fuck him because of it. Holy autism

>>510172054
Young women are hotter than old women. Young women can actually conceive and give birth. Young women are more likely to appreciate your dominant role in a relationship.

There's no upside to an "older woman". Frankly, 22-25 is the perfect age to date.

>>510172086
Fucking roastoid cope
Let's get this straight, women are children. Zero exceptions. I am more mature than the smartest woman that ever lived, and that's not saying much

>>510172207
>be me
>6th grade crush likes the 8th grade boys
>8th grade crush likes the high school boys
>9th grade crush likes the sophomores, juniors, and seniors
>12 grade crush has grown men (some in college) pulling up to the school with cars
>college girls date 30-50 year olds with rolexes, foreign cars and yachts, and have 55+ year old sugar daddies
>finally hit 30 with a successful business
>roastie hags: FUCKING PEDO AHHHHHH
cant make it up. the cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is astounding

>>510172250
>”Ey, is he like, lowkey bothering you?”

>>510172086
no woman could ever be in my leve because women dont progress pass age 12 or 13 mentally and about age 5 or 6 emotionally

>>510172348
It’s not a roastie. It’s a femboy.

>>510172086
>Fuck whatever you can
Also a lie, roastoids are too easy, they're ready to marry a guy on a whim. Absolutely sluts. Younger generations are going traditional, they're much more monogamous on average than our generation ever was. I keep my dick out of 99.9 percent of women, I'm extremely picky and take things slow. Women my age will fuck a guy they just met

>>510170379
There is nothing that warrants the high price of Grey goose. Even the creator has said this. They just spent money on marketing as an exclusive brand when they first came out and monkeys like you keep that ball rolling.

For me, it's stoli.

>>510172440
/Thread

>>510170379
>bench 2 plates for reps with visible abs
that's a pretty low bar, depending on how deep you are going to define the ab cuts
any stick figure DYEL retard can do this

3pl8 and we are perhaps talking

>>510172604
Kirkland vodka is exactly the same as Grey Goose. Besides, I prefer gin with Concord grape.

>>510172604
costco french vodka, not american, is made down the road. good stuf. cheap. I prefer 100 proof vodka though.

>>510172604
it's actually not all that hard if you take the time to learn and use the right tools, the internet is teeming with these girls, you just have to be aware of what to look for.

>>510172742
holy shit, I have a doppleganger.

>>510172798
Get them zoomettes, king.

>>510162509
>stronger zoomers
Ooff, you need to be a lost case of pathetic twink for this to be the case

>>510162509
I will never get beaten up by a woman. zoomer males don’t exist.

>>510172604
whoa you got me bro! women are brand whores and drink what looks cool and expensive on instagram. i have don julio and grey goose bottles and when the alcohol runs out i fill em with the cheap stuff for when the girls come around.

>>510172693
post body

>>510162436 (OP)
>>510162509
Cocaine you dumb fucks. Altough i wouldnt touch that stuff in third world shitholes like the USA because of fentanyl

>>510172054
>it's creepy! it's weird!
You guys sound like women. Remember when Kamala kept said Trump and Vance were "weird"? Exact same energy here. The feminine mind can't use reason, there is only feminine shaming tactics and appeal to group conformity. It's pathetic. And if you had any self awareness you'd feel embarrassed.

>>510172440
When you're that age, ~15, excuses can be made, like you're not quite mature enough to understand things yet and things like sexual jealousy and getting annoyed that the older guys are having more success, it's perhaps a rite of passage even. But I can't make the same excuse for a guy that's still at that place mentally at 25+. There is none.

Another thing, 20 years ago, I remember reading the college magazine in my freshman year, which had a section for the young and new guys about how to get a girl. And the guy who wrote it basically said, the girls your age (17-19) will be more attracted to the guys at least 2-3 years older. There's no point getting mad about it. Focus on getting yourself some extra income (like part time job). Learn to drive. Get drunk and assume your approaches are going to fail, learn to laugh it off and walk away and that it could take at least a year or two before it will start to "click" for you. I remember reading that and feeling a bit down about it, but I took the advice and in year 3 I had a girlfriend (who was 19 and I was 23). That woman is now my wife and I'm just trying to imagine some fucking retard saying "oh but there's nearly a half a decade gap between you too!" - the reason why we're married and still together 17 years is because we both lost our virginity to each other and I took my grandmothers advice to marry her (and ignored my parents retarded advice of "waiting"). I'm the exception, the vast majority of people in my generation fell for this boomer bullshit of only considering marriage until closer to 30 and it's left a lot of people (women especially) unhappy.

>>510172871
working on one now. mid 20s, but I'm mid 30s, so it's fun.
>>510172996
or you could get actual good liquor that they might not have heard of, and open up their world a bit. very easy to do with rum, tequila, and bourbon.
appleton estate or plantantion, casamigos, and smokewagon. there you go. there's your starter set.

>>510172877
The only time I saw a muscular zoomer was when one tried to mog me at the gym. He was there for at most, 15 minutes. I have no idea why they’re so obsessed with trying to mog strangers. Every other zoomer looked like Justin Bieber with a covered forehead fade or Mexican Edgar with a weight problem.

>>510173281
im trying to open up their legs not their world, ill leave the unpaid tour guide humiliation rituals to you though

>>510172604
I kept an empty grey goose bottle from a friend and just fill it up with stolichnaya or smirnoff and people love it

>>510173434
>pump and dump
This fag goes for goth sluts. Gross.

>>510173434
you're not trying for a relationship, are you?
do you really just want to fuck random women?
no connection?

>>510162436 (OP)
Offer them drugs

>>510173499
>Smirnoff
Disgusting swill. That shit will make you get shivers the next day.

>>510173499
those don't have anywhere near the same mouthfeel or flavor. get the kirkland/costco brand and fill up the grey goose bottles with that.
someone will know. you must not know a lot of alcoholics! besides, the costco brand is even cheaper than stoli or smirnoff and will fool anyone.

>>510162436 (OP)
Be born Chad. That's it.

>>510169979
This. Fuck these slut whores.

>>510173663
nigger, I live in new algeria, we dont have costco. Either way the point is that people dont even care about the taste of grey goose, its just the fancy bottle and marketing that make it look cool, I could fill it with piss and people would drink it.

>>510173583
did you not check my flag? unfortunately i am in the jewnited states of weimerica which is an open air whorehouse. once i have properties in africa, south america, or asia ill begin my 10 wife project. there are no relationshit material women in this country. in the words of the late great based Patrice; since pussy is all they have, pussy is all i want.

>>510162436 (OP)
You pay for it of course.

>>510168091
>just finished a pretty good YA novel
>turned to the last page
>author’s note
> “HEY are you 18 and HOT? Add me on Snapchat!”

literally now an 18 yo tiktoker is begging me to fuck her. how do i do it? without wanting to.

>>510172693
>>510173032
gentle reminder to everyone ITT that this e-statting swedecuck did not bodypost after humblebragging his lmao3pl8 bench

Go travelling. You just chill in hostels and play guitar and shit, and they think you are interesting. Generally they dgaf about your age if it's just bang time. Don't have to lie to them, helps if you look a bit younger as well.
I personally hooked up with a 23 year old QT when I was 32. My best effort desu, I didn't even do anything, just happened to be there. I'm not Chad or owt, it was most odd. Her boobs were top-tier.

>>510173803
there are 3 in paris. and as I said, you must not live around hardcore drinkers. I can tell apart many vodkas. grey goose is especially easier to tell apart because it feels more substantial. a heavier mouthfeel. I guess many vodkas get that way frozen. but grey goose is that way at room temp. not sure if good or bad. but you will know it.
>>510173854
10 wives?
I just want one. I couldn't connect with 10. even if it was just 2, I'd have a favorite. it wouldn't be fair to the non favorite. I want just one wife.

>>510174099
Oh, next time I go there I will check it out

>>510162436 (OP)
rohypnol

>>510172340
why does anyone do anything? you dumb idiot. he's working on his "seminal" work.

>I wrote a book because I really want you to hear what I have to say

>>510174099
i want 2 european wives, 2 african wives, 2 asian wives, 2 muslim wives, 2 latina wives and 20 sons. history says Lords kings warriors and conquerors had multiple wives and the peasants had 1 wife

>>510168032
no one wants to interact with you bitchy old tattooed hag.

>>510173879
spend the week working so you can nut in 20min 3x to a gross hollow stranger

>>510162509
Horseshit actually

>>510165019
the face looks like some old man with wispy gray hair before you enlarge the thumbnail

>>510168032
You're a simp

I'm 32 and I get hit on by 18-24 pretty frequently since I went back to college, at parties and even in the street next to bars and clubs.
The key is to dress good and put yourself in places where they're at (college, parties, clubs, social clubs, hobby clubs, associations, running clubs).
I don't even give a shit about specifically hitting on teenage girls and girls younger my age but:
I've been doing that just to build a career, network, work on myself, my hobbies, get better and know how to human being.
If you have your own place and know how to talk to women it's a wrap.
The competition with male zoomers is almost nonexistent because zoomer men don't talk to them at all and I mean at all. You'd see groups of zoomettes and zoomales on the side on their phone by their own waiting for the end to storm back home.
But here's the thing I suspect I have the 'tism, I don't know game and how to properly talk to women, that's why I ruined a lot of my chances.
>Zoomette girl stopping me with her friend and cracking joke outside the party
>Keeps grabbing my arm
>Don't know what to do (probably the tism kicking in)
>Making up some excuse to escape the situation with my spaghettis
...
>Hot blonde second year exchange student from Argentina
>Randomly strike conversation with me
>Keep sitting next to me
>Inviting me to events and to the movies
>Tism kicking in
>start making up excuses and avoiding her

Bait thread. And here's your honest and true answer. Never going to happen because you're a 3rd world--Nigger Shit face who isn't interesting in any way where they'll relate to you. Unless you have a lot of money, and they'll still take your cash while fucking Chad and funneling it to him on the side for his weed. Literally only a 3rdie would not know this is how is and if you can't get a normal women. You sure as fuck aren't getting a barley girl. . Real life isn't porn and real girl's get the ick-he's a creep vibes from (you) because they've been genetically conditioned that way since forever. Much like a horse or dog smell fear and react: Girl's smell desperation and reject.
you're not that dood if you have to ask or haven't been there and done that by 25 and got out of your system then....Anon....I....

>>510162436 (OP)
>>510162509
Lmao what? Zoomerettes pick me up.
Some of them are like boomer men in their approach, but in a fresh way:
>hey, cutie. Got a gf?
Yes
>she doesn't have to know ;)

One of them gave me her phone in my hand as I was waiting for the train and said "add yourself, I got a train to catch"
Breath of fresh air, love them.
t. Actual dork millenial