No I will not help woman in anything
They are strong and independent, they don't need man.

>>510174500 (OP)
I'm the cited expert.

Don't raise a stink you retard, you'll ruin all my work.

>>510174500 (OP)
They can have Linda the Lesbian suck their tits.

>>510174500 (OP)
ok stand aside I will do it myself

>>510174500 (OP)
Who am I to dispute the advice of a trained expert?

Hmph, fine. But they owe me BIG TIME for this.

I volunteer as tribute

>>510174500 (OP)
what am I, a fucking baby?
buy a breast pump, hoe.

>>510174500 (OP)

I married an Asperger's person, she doesn't like her nipples being touched. She also doesn't like breastfeeding so all of our kids grew up on formula.

women should suck mens dick to prevent dick cancer

>>510174500 (OP)
Pressing X for doubt here. Licking a woman's beef curtains will give a man throat cancer but has not been shown to prevent cervical cancer.

Men dont actually suck tits because nothing comes out. Men bite them and slap them, and depending on her history of abusive treatment, maybe even karate chop tits

>>510174500 (OP)
I've saved a lot of tits.

>>510174683
Your mom cured my stage 4

>>510174670
nice job, thats a great start for those kids. Particularly pleased with you making sure to pass her genetic flaws onto the next generation

>>510174500 (OP)
He's right though. (((Cow milk))) is a shitty substitute for the real deal

>>510174500 (OP)
Fake. Our top scientist Mohammad Islamoakbar after multiple studies proved that female circumcision and wife beating prevent breast cancer in women.

>>510174693
wtf i hate pussy now

I miss sucking tiddies

>>510174500 (OP)
You will suck the titty

>>510174500 (OP)
Im actually curious what it tastes like

>>510174670
and because of that the ill-feed chilred will also have aspergers. Great job, just what he world needs...more 5'8 spergs to work at a car wash...great job

>>510174822
Sweat & companionship.

>>510174759
His kids will be retarded and autistic. Grim

>>510174500 (OP)
>the expert behind the study

>>510174670
>she doesn't like her nipples being touched

But she was able to handle a dick going up her cunt?

>>510174500 (OP)
>https://www.herald.ng/men-suck-womens-breasts-prevent-breast-cancer/
>nigeria
What manner of scam is this?
I'll do it, on the off chance it prevents breast cancer, but I'm going to need some XX-chromosome individuals to test it on.

>>510174662
This.

>>510174683
Prostate massage supposedly reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

>>510174500 (OP)
They turned me down when I offered to massage them for growth opportunities so why should I help them now?

>>510174822
bags of sand

>>510174500 (OP).

Hating all women is a recipe for national infertility. If you die as a nation, it's not on me, leftist groyper, it is jewyou.

>>510174500 (OP)
I'm available to suck nipples day and night
No job is too big or too small
Call today

>>510174500 (OP)
I WOULD SUCK CHRISTINA HENDRICK'S BREASTS FOR THE CHANCE OF CANCER

Need to suck pink nips

>>510174500 (OP)
I offered to do a buddy check for all the ladies at work during cancer awareness week and they turned me into HR. I hate women.

Well, goddamn you dont have to tell me twice!

>>510174670
I don't like being touched and I consider myself to be asexual
anecdotal evidence; I wasn't breastfed

>>510174662
You're missing out, bucko.

>>510175199
>I don't like being touched and I consider myself to be asexual
Damn the kikes have really done a number on you.

>>510174500 (OP)
I need to suck bob to prevent cancer, madam. Just one teet

>>510174500 (OP)
I charge per minute, $500, plus cock and balls nursing AND a rim job
otherwise let other meek woman do it that won't suck strong enough the cancer out of you

>>510174500 (OP)
To suck the cancer to place it upon me? No thanks. Suck your own tits whores.

>>510174626
Godspeed

>>510174500 (OP)
Breast cancer contrary to popular belief starts at the top of the breast near the armpit.

>>510174500 (OP)
I'm willing to help women with this

>>510175639
I'm not sucking pits nigga

>women who never get pregnant or breastfeed have much higher cancer rates
what did nature mean by this?

>>510174500 (OP)
Based. Can't suck your own boobs - then die. Boards absolutely btfod.

>>510174500 (OP)
Tfw even breast cancerred wamen turn me down when offer to suck them.

>>510174500 (OP)
This is the kinda science I trust

>>510174500 (OP)
if they were pregent all the time then the babies would do this

>>510174500 (OP)
I remember sucking on titties. Small titties. Big titties.

Yeah.

>>510174500 (OP)

>>510174822
put sugar in milk. Human milk is really sweet. You can buy it from https://mothersmilkbank.com.au/ but dont buy it all ;)

>>510174500 (OP)
Same thing is true when you auck a guys dick. It helps prevent prostate cancer. I chortle at least a dozen dicks a week for this fact alone.

>>510174500 (OP)
wtf I love science now

>>510174500 (OP)
This is great news for Jeets worldwide.

>>510174721
In theory if you suck them long enough you can induce lactation. But beyond that if your wife just had a kid you can easily get milk from them, the only trouble then is they're usually too sensitive for it to be enjoyable for her and if you drink too much of it the kid doesn't get as much lol.

To the point of the article, there's a reason breast cancer used to be called "nun's disease". Women's breasts were made to feed children and if they aren't used for that purpose they are more likely to get cancer. Same with many other body parts, abuse them or don't use them as intended and you are more likely to get disease, esp cancer. Hormonal birth control increases risk of cervical cancer, for example.

>>510174500 (OP)
>(((expert)))

>>510177133
>Here's your next 70 year old client Dr Titty Sucker

>>510174500 (OP)
I volunteer to suck women's tits to lessen the cancer risk of the population.

New bisuness idea: Uber but for breast checks/titty sucking

>>510174822
Like skin and female sweat. The nipple has a rough texture and gets hard if you stimulate it hard enough, and its intensely pleasurable for the girl if you flick it quickly with your tongue.

>>510177252
Already wrote a story based on this as you should know that I am a prolific erotic lactation fiction writer.

>>510174670
>fell for the tardwife meme

>>510177406
post a paragraph and i'll make it in ai. But imagine having that and you see your breast checker is Panjeet Sumar (4 star rating)

>>510174500 (OP)
I am a professional titty sucker. They can hire me at $65 per session. I throw in a complementary massage to assist production.

>>510176817
Based. Bros before hoes.

>>510174585
Kek

>>510174500 (OP)
Can you link the study so i can show it to the judge.?

>>510174500 (OP)

so in other words NOT HAVING CHILDREN YOUNG is why they are getting breast cancer??? TOO FUNNY

>>510174500 (OP)
We live in a scientific society.

>>510174670
>I married an Asperger's person, she doesn't like her nipples being touched.
I married an autist and she was autistic that the babbies should get the best nutrition, mother's milk, and also autistic that it made her tits bigger and caloric deficit. don't be jealous though, tits are off limits and breastfeeding is a natural anti-horny hormone

>>510177198
Your risk of prostate cancer significantly increases if you don't regularly ejaculate as well.

>>510174500 (OP)
My body my choice. I don't owe women shit. If they want my services they've gotta pay

>>510178258
>breastfeeding is a natural anti-horny hormone
Anti-pregnancy too
Breast feeding is the best birth control

>>510174500 (OP)
I too wish to see modern women get a sobering dose of punishment for their willingness to to be entitled whores with zero accountability and ruin civilization.

However I draw the line at refusing to suck on boobies to save them from cancer.

As you were

>>510177503
Don't tease anon, he's dyslexic.

>>510174500 (OP)

I mean I already suck and lick my woman's tits when we get intimate so... hooray?

>>510174500 (OP)
Stfu disgusting subhuman Bosniak.
Female breast milk is obviously one of the healthiest things a man could possibly consume.

>>510174500 (OP)
YOU will suck the breast YOU will lick her pussy YOU will cum in inside her YOU will bow before her commands YOU will serve her for life