Right now. And I mean right this second, there’re “men” posting and lurking the board who don’t lift don’t own a single forearm don’t own a robot vacuum and have never once pleasured a woman.


Sad. Fucking pathetic. They make me physically ill.

>>510181436 (OP)
Kek, I hope you are baiting.
>pay to do labor instead of getting paid to do labor
>I have 2 forearms
>A robot that sucks the carpet and not your dick is cringe
>Simping for women, and they wont even clean for you
kek

>>510181436 (OP)
>don’t own a robot vacuum
If your woman can’t clean the floors to the extent you need a goddamn hockey puck bouncing around your house doing nothing then you have nothing to brag about

>>510181436 (OP)
>forearm
Explain yourself loser.

I rage quit my gym recently. I didn't know it was going to come with a subscription to the Hallmark channel. It felt like every time I went I would be bombarded with
>oh it's so and so's birthday please attend the party.
>what's her face is having a baby shower
>where do you live?
>I need help with [whatever]
I think investing in a home gym would be the best option going forward.

>>510181436 (OP)
Chomping on that dry yellow dihh

>>510181873
>I think investing in a home gym would be the best option going forward.
Stupid idiots still don't realize there are rocks outside.

4/4 cope and seethe

>>510181436 (OP)
jokes on you faggot, I have two forearms.

>>510181436 (OP)
Imagine not owning a single forearm

>>510181436 (OP)
A gun is better than forearms anyway.

>owning forearms
we have common sense forearm control here

>>510181436 (OP)

>>510181436 (OP)
>Crippling nicotine addiction
>Piss brew
>Eating crusty old sausages with nothing else, like a fucking ghetto nigger
>Gross hand me down blanket
>Retarded fucked up paperback book, that you bought because you think that the wear makes it look like you actually read it. (Yeah it makes it looks like you are barely able to read, if you needed to go through it 200 times).
>Military watch strap from Temu (Hint women don't know what it is.)
The book suggest this is bait, but if not, you are like an Instagram whore obsessed with the optics of how you live your life, except yours is even worse, cause no one is watching you being 'manly' when you eat your gross sausages alone, which is why you post about it here.

>>510181436 (OP)
I have two forearms. I'm doubly awesome.

nice weiners

>>510181436 (OP)
lol, muh muscles.

>>510182514
stay mad

>>510181436 (OP)
>book on how to please women
loser, pls

>>510181717
fbpb squirted right in OPs vainglorious face
(he posts like a woman btw)

>>510182514
Hard to believe you typed all that, bitchmade brown boy. lol

>>510182616
Which one hurt you? Was it the comment about the military watch strap not being as cool as you think it is, or how pathetic constantly needing to suck on a vape and eat nicotine bags is?

>>510181436 (OP)
its true i can't afford a single forearm all i have is hands attached to my elbows

>>510181436 (OP)
I have two forearms, thank you.

>>510182953
I wanted to import some real american bear arms
I heard you guys have a cosntitutional right to them

>>510181436 (OP)
you again, okay round 2
>still reading fiction
>source of nicotine anything other than smoking
>different beer this time tells me you're indecisive and impressionable
>same with the vape and zins
>eating turds
what a trainwreck

>>510182953
The old reverse Cotton Hill

>>510181436 (OP)
Those are gross looking sausages

But so here’s the thing, all through my 20’s I never worked out besides body weight exercises and some jogging and I looked fairly fit, I was never some sort of Instagram model but I looked good and I am handsome and funny and smart

So I got laid a ton, way more than some of my roided up friends because chicks don’t actually like that look they like you to be average height plus, have a nice face and hair, dress and carry yourself well, be charming,

Having yoked muscles is like way down on women’s list of desires, it’s not bad but it’s certainly not critical.

Now I’m 35 and married and I started lifting just because I don’t want to be a fat middle aged guy