Maybe you're an incel because you can't read the signs she gives you?

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>>510193898 (OP)
Kill yourself

This doesn't happen
Spam slide thread
Herbs

>>510193898 (OP)
Maybe sitting across the room and staring like my zipper is open isn't a "hint" but just obnoxious?
Bitches never stop talking unless it would actually be useful for onces

>>510194093
more than herbs tho

>>510193898 (OP)
I'm pretty sure girls never gave me hints and definitely not hints like this. I think I definitely would have noticed a hint such as this...

>>510193898 (OP)
Yeah I've had a girl do this and when I grab her ass she's like, "i just want to lay here" and then I get up and go watch tv.

>>510193898 (OP)
For me I just fuck her, I dont need to wait for her to give me a hint. I am the hint.

>>510193898 (OP)
Nigger the only place I've had a girl do that is at a massage parlor and you can bet your ass I'm going to tap that.
Girls aren't going to literally throw themselves at you like that unless you're a celebrity.
The number of times I've tried to respond to the hint of a hint outside of literal brothels is enough that I'm just tired.
I'm fucking tired and I need a girl to start doing jumping jacks in front of me and saying "please ask me out" because me and most men can't trust shit anymore.

>>510193898 (OP)
>Wait, she only 'likes' me? Am I friend zoned??? Why can't someone just LOVE me?!!? Fuck this bitch, I'm going to yell at her!
4chan chuds

>>510195533
/thread
Shits fucked

>>510195533
Idk, I had one last night throw herself at me, but she is a single mother. She was saying I was trying to talk her out of it because I was so oblivious and it's because the answer has always been no prior. I got her number but let's see if it even goes anywhere anons.

>>510193898 (OP)
This is why anime is dogshit

>>510195908
>single mother
Anon, no...

>>510193898 (OP)
>shows blatant signs that she wants to steal your seed so she can trap you for alimony and spousal support
i know the signs, anon, not falling for them is part of growing up.

remember, alimony = ally money.
no women is your ally, they're all enemy occupiers, so you owe them nothing, regardless of what the court says.

>>510196059
I haven't gotten laid in 12 years, I need to do something

>>510193898 (OP)
> the signs she gives you?
Like what? elaborate.

>>510193898 (OP)
What is she hinting at though?

>>510196066
Homosexuals should be thrown off of tall buildings.

>>510195533
That's pretty much it, but worse for me. If she started doing that I would immediately think something is wrong with her and be unattracted. There's nothing they can do. I just want them to shut the fuck up and go to work. Just go do your fucking jobs and shut up bitches. I don't want to take care of them nor provide for them. I would sooner take everything she has and leave. I look at them as objects 100%. There is nothing human about a woman except she can speak. Your pets can speak in the same manner a woman does. It's all about identifying what that pathetic worthless cunt is trying to get out of you. If she is nice and flirty she wants everything you have. If she is a bitch she wants dick. If she is nice she wants to use you. If she is indifferent she wants dick, but probably thinks you don't like her or she will be judged by peers. It all revolves around them wanting something from you. They are just some terrible fucking bloody animals you have to domesticate if you want kids. You have to train them like a fucking dog. Filthy disgusting gutter cunt sperm engulfed and engorged animals. Fuck all cunts.

>>510196237
Wait 12 more. Its not worth it. Youll feel worse later.

>>510195533
You're just not fuckable.
I was an autistic surfer bro who would surf alone all the time and girls would pull me into bed to cuddle and I didn't get the hint.
Thought that's just what girls do.
Took me like 10 years to realize how fucking autistic I was.

>>510193898 (OP)

No woman has been, nor will ever be this honest. And that statement is as truthful and pure as gospel.

>>510196475
If i go another 12 I probably wouldn't make it.

>>510196237
For what? To make some cunt happy or give her something to feel better about herself for? No thanks. I hope they all kill themselves like the useless pieces of shit they are. Taking up space in society pretending to be real people while getting fucked by their bosses and coworkers. Women are maggot tier.

>>510193898 (OP)
>complete and utter denial of reality.
The actual "hints" they give are dumb bullshit like touching their hair slightly more often(which is impossible to tell because they're narcissistic beasts constantly staring in mirrors and readjusting their looks) or shit like blinking more often.

They don't just throw themselves at you unless you're chad tier.

>>510195533
>I need a girl to start doing jumping jacks in front of me and saying "please ask me out"

Actually laughed irl

>>510196437
>Filthy disgusting gutter cunt sperm engulfed and engorged animals.

God I love this place, fucking kek

>>510196517
Wouldnt make what? Jerking off is 100x better than 95% of sex youll ever get in life.

>>510193898 (OP)
I'm an incel because every girl I've been attracted to already had a boyfriend while I didn't like any girls that were attracted to me

>>510196825
I've had sex before, no it isn't except for being on demand

>>510193898 (OP)
Incels don't exist its just guys who aren't attracted to women or asexual kids too embarrassed to just say they aren't interested in sex

i become a wizard in a month
i gave up at 20 lol

>>510196954
https://youtu.be/lqZehFAwoTM?t=32

It's over as soon as you turn 18 and leave the school system without a well established social circle. You go to work, but you won't make any friends, just coworkers. You join a sports club, same deal. It's over, because everyone already has their social circles locked in since childhood. You'll be nothing more than a coworker, destined to be alone for life. Social life and relationships are like trains you have to catch at the quay, a race against time that takes place during adolescence. And by extension, logically of course, no social life and no women.
But normies don't understand this because they are clueless normies who think you can walk into a bar full of strangers and magically form a social life like in The Sims. Only women can start from scratch and create a social life and get a boyfriend from scratch because of their status as women.

Whether you're 30 or not it doesn't change anything, maybe for the normies, but for you and me Chud, a year is like any other, the sands of time flowing towards nothingness, nothing more.. nothing less.

>>510196679
They stare at you autistically and touch you, usually on the elbow/forearm, at least in my experience. It's still super vague, but they are barely self-aware and conscious, so I don't expect much.

>>510196917
> punches his cock
> itz not wurking
Skillz issue

>>510193898 (OP)
quality thread you fucking troon, kill yourself

>>510196936
Most incels are troons because they are repressed homosexuals

I've also seen a HUGE explosion in bestiality recently, timed with covid. All of a sudden "feral furs" are mainstream internet lexicon? Really? the zoophile population is somehow 100x bigger and now we have fucking dogfucking generals on /b/ and /trash/

I also blame incels for this. They are autists with imprinting disorders. Women dont like them because women can literally smell if you're attracted to them or not.

Look guys.
Either do something to make yourself stand out from the other 4 billion of you, or be attractive. Those are your options.

>I wanna play video games and watch anime and work at dead-end job!
Pussy repellant.

Women want a man that would fight a bear to protect the children, not an adult child. And barring that, they just want to fuck something fun and attractive, exactly like you.

>>510196954

>>510193898 (OP)
Sodomizing women is the true sign of higher intelligence.

>>510193898 (OP)
>hurrdurr all girls are direct in their messaging
Your lying is in parity to your homosexuality, you fagaloon.
Women try to drop the most subtle of hints.
>oh my gaaawd i glanced at him from across a dimly lit room
>oh my gaaawd i smiled at him
>oh my gaaawd i flicked my hair behind my ear for him
>oh my gaaawd i bumped into him awkwardly
>oh my gawd i manifested him asking me out in my mind
>why didnt he talk to me?????
If a woman just came up and say "hey anon, I think you're cute, want to go out some time <(>3<)>?" We could just cut out all the fucking madame cleo tier mind reading they expect during courtship. But no, I need a set of tarot cards, a oujia board, and a manual on Babylonian blood magic to fucking determine the most subtle of hints from a female. Fuck off.

>>510197170
>men must do x
>women must not do anything

It's getting tiresome to read the same shit desu, especially when women want sex just as much as men.

>>510193898 (OP)
I literally had an anime situation with the only gf I had
>go to university
>she started to talk to me after class
>we begin to study at my house
>a month passes
>"I want to ask you something"
>goes to the bathroom
>returns
>"can we kiss? uwu"

>>510193898 (OP)
No. No female has given me any signals except "stay the fuck away".

>>510197391
>>women must not do anything
Yes, that's literally how it is. Sorry if you don't like it. Women decide who gets sex. And the downsides for women in this case is if they're too picky they wind up alone forever because the fertility window is 25 years.

They get to be picky, you have to try. Those are the rules set by biology. And in exchange, you more or less keep the body you have your entire life, whereas they decline by 35.

Jews, of course

>>510197094
Their voice tone also softens and the pitch raises when talking to you too, if they are interested in you.

But yeah, they aren't just showing up half naked andnl throwing themselves at you unless you're chad tier or they a dangerously bad case of BPD

>>510193898 (OP)
2D only for me

>>510197120
More like after 30 years since puberty it's lost its fun to do it alone. You can only train and practice for so long without real experience.
>>510197170
See, this one was desperate enough she didn't care that I'm unemployed even. I think it may be because her job pushes away a lot of men.

>>510194093
This happens when your girl is in heat. Genetic dead ends wouldn't know about that

>>510197556
>And in exchange, you more or less keep the body you have your entire life, whereas they decline by 35.

Don;t see how one is connected to the other for it to be an exchange

>>510197543
In finland that probably means fuck me now. Ya'll are just a bit autistic

>>510196437
most based anon on 4chan. God bless you you wonderful soul.

too many normalfaggots ITT

>>510197725
From what I know, Finnish women like to get drunk and violent when they're horny so it probably is just the mating call

>>510196372
>Homosexuals should be thrown off of tall buildings.
indeed

>>510197575
the correct answer

>>510194093
No it happens when you're good looking because this happened to me hundreds of times. The worst was when I was in 8th grade and went to a girls' house. Her mom wasn't home and I was laying down on a couch. She laid next to me and top of my arm. She took my hand and wrapped it around her and onto his huge double d tits. I didn't make a move at all. Also happened a lot when I was in my early 20s at bars where girls would make eyes with me or openly flirt and grab me but I never thought they liked me and thought they were teasing me. In hindsight I realize those girls never did that to anyone else I knew.

>>510194093
Doesn't happen to you, because you are not Chad.

>>510196954
level 32 wizard here, welcome to the club

>>510196237
If the kid is white then go for the mom. Its not a shame

>>510197170
>I wanna doom scrolling social media, act like an insufferable cunt all the time, eat non-stop and get fat, and work a bullshit job and pretend to be a boss bitch, and murder my own children in the womb so they don't interfere with my bullshit do-nothing job, and bitch about wimminz issues, and muh pay gap
dick repellent

I make six figures, have abs, am tall, and have a big dick
and I hate women like you wouldn't believe

>>510193898 (OP)
Some men should never reproduce and just die off. It's the way nature had always worked.

jesus fuck spray some anti-incel in here
that shit does happen, even when you're a total sperg in hs

>>510197602
>they aren't just showing up half naked andnl throwing themselves at you unless you're chad tier

I've seen it happen to one of my friends multiple times, but he is ultra, omega, god mode chad tier. Literally peak male genetics physically, any body part, from face features, through voice, to body proportions, to his dick, he is a 10/10 physically. He mogs actors and regular chads. He could easily be a model He is also dumb as a box of rocks. I've seen women he has met 5 minutes ago fuck him in toilets and housing block entrances, even in a fucking shrub in the park. When he made a tinder profile his messages were like listening to a rapid fire machine gun. He used to fuck a different girl every weekend for years, usually a different one saturday and sunday, plus his fuck buddies during the week and whatever pussy he could get by accident during the week. Literally by accident, women would fall on his dick. I haven't exaggerated s single thing.

It's kinda black pilling considering the effort I put in to get some pussy, but it is what it is. Can't argue with genetics.

>>510198147
My retardation is not your social label. This is stolen valor and I suggest you stop before I have to do something about it.

>>510197556
And you think that's normal??? It wasn't for 300.000 years, and now for the past 80 years (if you're generous 150) it has been this way. Women have NEVER, EVER been the gatekeepers of sex, they have NEVER, EVER been the selectors. Their fathers or generally their families have been. Stop appealing to feminine power fantasies, holy shit. Pussy-whipped bitch-boy. It does not confirm your masculinity that some synthetic-hormone-addled whore gave you her gooey hole to fuck for a night. You rotten fool.

>>510198088
yea, and that's why you post on /pol/ lol

>>510198147
>this shit happens even when you're a total sperg in hs
Lol, fucking when and what time period and in what reality?

>>510193898 (OP)
Maybe it's Maybelline OP.

I feel just awful you non-chads can't get pussy this easy.

Just awful.

>>510197556
>Those are the rules set by biology.
no, you retard. the rules of biology are that the male finds a female and rapes her

>>510196874
That's not an involuntary celibate, you're just a faggot

>>510196237
How? How do you go 12 years without trying to attempt to get pussy. Even if it's not a great chick just bag a somewhat chubby girl. I haven't had sex in 3 or 4 weeks and I get better at talking to girls the longer I go.

>>510198534
Its even worse you have to LARP on 4chan about how much pussy you supposedly get.

>>510198667
it's easy if you never try

>>510193898 (OP)
I haven't seen a woman in years
I dont even try it
also, No tail 0/10

>>510197065
This
Missed my train even earlier - at 15, when instead of hitting on girls I was building train models and soldering schemes for arduino projects. Then the war in my country began and nailed the coffin of my happy life.
Now I work shit job and can tell no one about how much it sucks ass, I would still have worked shit job, but at least I would have had some established social circle. Sad.

>>510198667
I can't speak for him, but I haven't had sex in 10 years. I don't attempt because I don't know how. I don't feel motivated enough to go out and try to find someone. I want a connection with someone but never meet women in my line of work, or in my spare time, meaning there is no organic way for me to find a partner. The longer time goes on the more impossible this task feels. It feels like something I have to do full-time and I just don't have the energy. It's over.

>>510196954
i give up at 17, im an early level erudite of 23 years, I already took the habit of wearing robes and cover my head while i read esoteric books about the roman empire and old greco-roman religion in latin

>>510193898 (OP)
The last woman I talked to who I wasn't directly related to was 5 years older than me with 2 kids from 2 separate fathers and she has a new boyfriend right now. I'll take being alone forever instead of dealing with any of that. I have more self respect than any woman on the planet and so thus I refuse to lower my standards just for (((companionship))).

>>510197868
Doesn't happen to you either since most of your women are whoring themselves out overseas.

>>510193898 (OP)
Not my fucking problem

>>510198147
Demoralization post with cruel intent #2738392

>>510193898 (OP)
I had a girl, on a dating app, tell me how she owns the "Leia slave costume" from Return of the Jedi. Like years ago in the 2010s. I had to think about it recently.

>>510193898 (OP)
>Maybe you're an incel because you can't read the signs she gives you?
It's because she's fat, so I chose not to.

You see, when a fat chick or a chick that's divorced or a mentally ill chick is coming on to you, sex is not the most important thing. The real problem here is that society keeps pushing this idea that Pussy>all, but I'm smart enough to realize that isn't the case.

Everyone in my family made sure to prevent me from dating when I was a tene- don't want boys to get teen girls pregnant after all- and are now shocked in my 30s I'm not chasing after fat HR ladies. Just shocked! And this is ignoring that when I was a teen, all those girls were fucking my football player friend anyway (and then ditched him when they went to college and he dropped out).

Society is so blatantly anti-male it's unbelievable sometimes, and boomers actually try to enforce it because they "had to" do it too.

>>510193898 (OP)
I dont like women, jeet

>>510195908
No, man. This is the shit I'm talking about. Don't date fat single moms cmon.

When I was younger, in my early teens, my cousin grabbed my junk. I wonder if it was an invitation.

>>510195908
is the kid at least white?

>>510198667
No faggot
Stop normalizing having sex with fat chicks. This is exactly the shit I'm talking about. Pussy is not worth degrading yourself with ugly chicks with baggage, you fucking simp.

>>510193898 (OP)
What manga?

>>510196372
Kill fags and simps, enslave women. It's so easy.

>>510198044
Kid is white. I saw a photo on her phone background when we exchanged numbers, she didn't mention the kid

>>510197686
>your girl
>wouldn't know about that
Exactly

Bait thread

>>510193984

>>510197391
Yeah, where are these pathetic simps coming from? How do you wake up in the morning simping for fat chicks and then come to /pol/?

>>510194093
Herbs ftw!

>>510193898 (OP)
I'll take the herbs but not the ugly woman, regards, racistfrogs.

>>510199655
Manga name?

>>510198667
when you never experience it, and dont try to follow or chase that high, you eventually dont care, I practicate self-control in every aspect, but in the sexual deparment i choose to do it through onanism (i know its counter-intuitive cause it just feeds the lust) but it definitively helps me to keep me in the zone, post-nut clarity while I do my shit, I jerk off less than i did 3 years ago, the lust is dying out the more I live
Im becoming stone, im becoming inmortal in my persue of knowleadge

>>510198667
I was morbidly obese my whole life, anon. Any time I expressed sexuality it was met with derision. I had a gf when I was 21 a friend set me up with and she was a litetal homewrecker and abusive and insulting but the only woman who has ever said they loved me. About 5 years after that, 12 years ago, a female friend was horny when visiting and just wanted fwb but that ended when she completely ghosted me after a pregnancy scare. I've lost 140 lbs over the past 2 years and I am still getting used to women actually seeing me as sexual since I'm just overweight instead of obese for the first time in my life

>>510193898 (OP)
So are the mods proud of themselves?