This is why. they really don't like us nooticing this.

>>510198073 (OP)
>Ever see an ad for something you only thought about?
yes, and a million for things I never think about.
Confirmation bias, tracking cookies and paranoia.

>>510199050
wrong, shill

>>510198073 (OP)
humans are just boring and predictable

>>510199303
>Im hungry i see food everywhere

>>510199303
good argument, homo
You buy flour, eggs and mild, pretty easy to guess you may want sugar or a baking sheet too.

People think they're reading out minds, but the truth is actually way worse. They're actually programming our thoughts.

>>510199479
>>510199489
>>510199505
>ignores everything in pics
>no argument whatsoever
i miss the better jidf shills. these jeet shills are worthless

>>510198073 (OP)
Unplug your shit at night. Problem solved.

>>510199489
Psychosis is caused by high dopamine levels that is why drugs that lower your dopamine cause psychosis.

>>510199618
your pics are skitz. Routers can't read your thoughts, or send thoughts. The tech is there, but not in a Motorola surfboard at 2.4ghz.

>>510198073 (OP)
Yeah I'm sure these dogshit routers that random jeet kids put together on the ganges riverbank before sending them to bored white technicians are reading and preying upon your thoughts
that's so heccin based and redpilled of you bro you should spread this on social media so we can have more unwarranted hysteria clouding the general discourse

>>510199618
I worked in advertising for enough years to know you are a schizo faggot
Humans are stupid meat machines.
If you take certain actions online, buy certain products at certain time, or are around certain people, you will think certain thoughts.

>>510198073 (OP)
>orders XX-Large girl's clothing, hair remover, laxatives, lube, estrogen
Shocked to see an ad for a japanimation themed dildo, when only thinking about on

>>510200258
Except they don't try to sell me butter when I just bought bread. It only happened on iPhone for me but it was certainly reading your mind. I know it is weird for you as an extrovert but most of my thoughts are kept to myself. Guessing your thoughts is not viable.

>>510198073 (OP)
Ads? No.

>>510200946
I bet you have a history of mental illness. It's okay though. My buddy is skitz and I just remind him there are not cameras in his pants.

>>510201110
explain then
>>510199877

>>510200946
>It only happened on iPhone for me
what was the product?

>>510198073 (OP)
Sleep with wi-fi on and then sleep with it off, the diffeerence is obvious. It's not just stress causing disturbances it's literally targeted dreams, nightmares trying to implant the same things every time. I would repeatedly have nightmares where I was tricked into eating some foul thing that got increasingly complex until I turned the wi fi off and they just stopped. One night I forgot to turn it off, thought it was off but the dreams return.

I have no fucking idea what is going on but it is as far beyond our understanding of what is possible as a jet flying over a load of Indians in the rainforest with bones through their noses. I genuinely believe it is some spiritual, demonic technology

>>510201332
"Do not offer sympathy to the mentally ill. Tell them firmly: I am not paid to listen to this dribble! You are a terminal fool."
- Bill

>>510198073 (OP)
This happened the other day, I got super thirsty and then when I went to the store, guess what the first thing I saw was? WATER BOTTLES!

>>510201568
Holding believes that are contrarian to each other is pretty mentally ill still you listen to the professionals LMAO

>>510198073 (OP)
Trying to mess with people's heads using EM radiation to cause agitation, fuck up your sleep or alter their brain waves is vaguely feasible but you have to be literally retarded and think that technology is magic to believe they're decoding intricate neural firing patterns to read (or write) your thoughts using your router. It's like trying to steal shekels from your little girly purse using a bulldozer.

>>510201533
I think gods are real. They probably want to live in the unknown tho, so we can never hold them responsible or attack them. Think about it, in antique there were living gods, and slowly they went to heavenly figures and now we have secularism conquering the world.

>>510201707
gibberish. what was the product?

>>510201942
It was a gravestone for your mother

>>510202014
hur. It was a dildo, wasn't it? I'm not a mind reading router, but even I can tell you think about them a lot.

>>510202153
yea your wife asked me to buy her one since you prematurely cum.

>>510199050
>Confirmation bias
Threadly reminder that this is a buzzword social programmers use to condition golems into the idea that recognizing patterns and learning things on your own is bad.

>>510201786
>you have to be literally retarded and think that technology is magic to believe they're decoding intricate neural firing patterns to read (or write) your thoughts using your router
BP
/thread

This is a jidf agent named jesse. Hes a jewish poojeet.
>dribble
>schitzo
jidf vernacular

>>510202330
sick burn, schizophrenic

>>510202454
>jidf agent named jesse
delete this! Dildo thing is hitting home, huh?

>>510198073 (OP)
this is now a tech dystopia thread

Sometimes I get the urge to stop blocking ads just so I can get in on some of this schizo shit. I can't even remember the last time I accidentally saw an ad that wasn't a McDonalds billboard on the highway.

>>510198141

lmao yeah that's happened to me on numerous occasions. Funny how it's only occurs politically correct products. But that shit turns itself off when I'm looking up step-sis and mommy/son porn on xvids and other such degenerate searches.
Our foe may be invisible, but I'll be damned that doesn't mean it can't be defeated.

>>510202934
you will never be as cool as us. Now end your life.

>>510202656
>they can tell you're seething from the way you use your mouse
Very nice! Someone could build an entire profile on a normie just by generating AI slop articles and gauging the responses to various themes. But this probably doesn't even scratch the surface of what insane behavioral correlations billion-parameter conditional probability models can pick up on.

>>510198073 (OP)
>da firmware in ur modem is READING UR THOUGHTZ

>>510198073 (OP)
>>510198141
This thread again...
Look nigger, I'm willing to read your schizoposting but how about you go and use these tools and coke back with actual fucking data and not screenshots of schizo theories about how to aquire said data?

>>510203000
>you will never be as cool as us
how many are you? I Danny in there? can I talk to Danny now?

>>510203300
>No there is just one schizo
they are really not sending their best.

>>510198073 (OP)
Yeah, saw pic related in my you tube feed the other day. (and it came up just like this, wtf?)
Any other anons seen anything like it?

>>510204329
What am I supposed to see? That's just a normal floor-cleaning ad. What a schizo thread.

>>510203057

>>510203057
>habit patterns

>>510204329
LMAO what are they even trying to hind behind? I don't see anything proper.

>>510198073 (OP)
i'm way out of date ie i studied compsci when bulb changing was a thing but that sounds like a handshake signal
was i the only one that listened to modem noises?
also where is the link to any kind of flesh reaction much less some sci fi shit like a 'neural tether' i feel like we're missing the story for the backstory here

>>510204790
>>510204840
Uh huh, something like that. If you want to know the future, look no further than schizo-tier government programs from 20,30,50, hell, 70 years ago. They had the aspirations but now they have the tech.

>>510205443
indeed. it's all been perfected at this point

>>510198073 (OP)
I was thinking about the signature Jack Daniel's sirloin at TGI Fridays, and their double glazed ribs, and my UBlock counter went up really fast.

also move your PC tower as far away from you as possible.

>>510207128
>>510207128
they memoryholed that havanna syndrome shit pretty hard didnt they?

>>510207250
>they memoryholed that havanna syndrome shit pretty hard didnt they?
Russia reminded us what we did with DEWs.

>>510202454
DA GOV IS READING OUR MINDS!!!!