My wife hit me. I hit her back. She refuses to let this go. I explained that no one touches me without consequence and I refuse to apologize. Can we reconcile or is our marriage fucked?

>>510229602 (OP)
>She refuses to let this go.
Hit her again.

>>510229602 (OP)
I never hit a bitch but i shake the shit out of you

>>>/lgbt/

>>510229602 (OP)
You were supposed to have sex immediately after that now it's weird

>>510229602 (OP)
Why did she hit you in the first place?

>>510229602 (OP)
Tell her you'll let her hit you one more time if she forgets about it.

I wanna shake your hand

>>510229839
this, I just grab them and throw them onto the bed
it's pretty easy and their reaction is usually calmer after realizing your restraint
then we usually wrestle naked
it's just proof that hitting a woman is extremely pathetic, weak, and probably mentally ill (kind of the same things)
so yeah I'd say it's fucked but that's ok, I'm not your daddy or a social media influencer so I'm not going chastise you or anything. I'm actually in a good mood so I'll give you some knowledge: you made a mistake, humans do that, it's not the end of your life to get a new wife. Good luck nigger

>>510230123
I'm an alcoholic. Was drinking in the garage minding my own business. She barges in and slaps the headphones off me so I basically just beat hugged her and refused to let go till she stfu. She's pregnant though and now is accusing me of choking her which is ridiculous because I don't hit or choke people. I just wanted to listen to music and drink beer in my garage.

>>510229602 (OP)
>married to a woman
Gay

>>510229602 (OP)
You didnt hit her hard enough if she could talk back

ongoing frog spam

>>510229602 (OP)
Disciplining your wife is your duty and your right. A disobedient wife is no wife at all. She will be a devouring mother. She will destroy your sons. She will crush their spirits. Never entertain a relationship with a woman like this.

>>510229602 (OP)
yes, your marriage is over. she is incapable of accepting consequences, or a. she would have already apologized and sucked your dick, and b. she wouldn't have done it in the first place. your only way forward is to hit her instantly any time she brings it up unsubmissively.

if she sees any weakness in you, every day will only get worse for you from this moment on.

>>510229857
Exactly, take that shit to the nasty. What a waste

>>510229602 (OP)
buck breaking time. you gotta beat that bitch until she tells her friends that she loves you when ever they try to get her to break up with you. once you here her say 'i fell down some stairs' after someone asks her what's with the black eye, she's yours forever.

>>510230457
Terrible advice. You should end it all for being such a dumb Jew.

Regards, someone who doesn't have a two digit IQ.

>>510230637
what is beat hugging why do you stupid zoomers talk in niggerbonics and act like we know wtf you are saying?

>>510229602 (OP)
You should probably an hero and stop stealing our oxygen

>>510229602 (OP)
Beat the fuck out her

>>510232029
"T" is right next to "R" on a QWERTY keyboard; he meant bear hug, you fucking low-IQ contextless fucktard. Go on, fuck off.

>>510230457
>grab them
is this a pronoun situation anon, or do you have multiple women which you abuse?

>>510229602 (OP)
>She refuses to let this go
Sounds like you didn't get her hard enough.

>>510229602 (OP)
always respond with a double measure at everything in life
that's where you fucked up

>>510229602 (OP)
im glad you stood up for yourself OP

>>510232194
Based woman shaker

>>510229602 (OP)
Congrats, you stood up to yourself Anon. Regardless of how this turns out remember that you're in the right.

>>510229602 (OP)
no Anon, your marriage is saved. Now expect her to funnel all that physically aggression into either sex or nagging.

>>510232155
thanks ranjesh

>>510229602 (OP)
you sound like a childish dick, I hope your wife hits you again

>>510230637
>>510229602 (OP)
You're in lala land bro. You're at the losing end of it because you are an alcoholic. Apologize and tell her that you will quit drinking. She is fucking pregnant. Are you a nigger? Drinking yourself to death is for single people without hope. You're going to end up losing her and your kids. It really isn't that hard to quit drinking and I would do it in a second if my wife was pregnant.

>>510230637
YOU HIT A PREGNANT WOMAN
you have a child coming and you're planning on being a wife-beating alcoholic while you raise your child?
ask anyone who has been through that if it's a good idea
or if they think you should get off your ass and stop fucking drinking

fuck you.
i'm outta here

>>510229602 (OP)
rape her
or show her how easy it would be to do so
you dont need to hit her
and if she didnt hit you hard you need to grow up, pussy

>>510229602 (OP)
the only way to salvage it is:
A. beat yourself up in front of her like in liar liar.
2. let her peg you - seriously works
3. hire an actor to beat you up, preferably a big sweaty woman from the gym with a huge clitoris that can be seen through her extremely tight leggings.
E. play dead really convincingly for so long that she breaks down in tears and starts professing her guilt towards you. note this one takes a while and patience but always works in my fantasies/dreams.
3. make a parallel life with a reply similar woman in a similar house and marry her too, then enact the same situation but video it and make sure she hits you about four dozen times, and then you just do a girly slap with your finger tips on her shoulder - then show the video to your real wife and say you'll take it to the media if she ever tries anything
Lastly, you can hire half a dozen lesbians to roll over your body while covered in oil
Secondly, rub fox droppings into your skin to disguise your scent and hide in plain sight.
Note: most of these ideas came from the anon below this message, so if you don't like them, call him a faggot.

>>510232543
Ima contractor I grind 12hrs every day so she can raise our kids and stay home. If I wanna drink at night I'll do it.

>>510230637
>beat hugging with headphones on
is that when you hug her in a rhythm? sounds like gay hippy crap from AA meetings or something.

>>510232672
there's literally no such thing as being addicted to alcohol it's a drink.

>>510232807
you're a fool. It is good that you at least pay the bills. Just fucking man up. Even if you manage to keep it together your family will suffer in the long run from the drinking. And she will leave you if it gets bad enough. The problem is drinking changes people. The kids end up being afraid of you, and the wife loses all respect.

Lol enjoy your child support

>>510233085
you can't be an actual Englishman if you've never met an alcoholic

The idea of white women being punched and slapped around really turns me on. This is why I like black people, because they're not afraid to hit a bitch. It sexually excites me.

>>510229602 (OP)
You're not supposed to hit a lady, anon. Didn't your mother teach you right?

>>510229602 (OP)
>OP update
She couldn't sleep after our flight and came to apologize. She's very intelligent though so we settled on a compromise:
>She provoked me
>I responded irrationally
It's a bullshit compromise but she's pregnant so whatever

>>510230637
kick her in the belly repeatedly. it’s tyrone’s kid brewing up inside her and you need to prevent future crime

>>510229602 (OP)
She'll get over it, her grandma did

>>510236582
I'm actually out of cigarettes and drunk af should I make her go get me more? It's midnight but I definitely won the argument and can force her into an act of subjugation. Nvm she's pregnant with my kid I'll let her sleep.

>>510236842
I'm a good man

>>510236928
Stop drinking nigger
Also your jpegs suck

>>510235986
kek, imagine if a grown adult comes at you with a knife or another sharp object.

this shit is more common than you think. be very, VERY careful who you put your dick into

>>510229602 (OP)
how does she behave in Airports ?

>>510229602 (OP)
>woman hits her partner
>gets mad when there's retaliation
Explains why lesbian divorce/abuse rates are the highest. Women truly cannot accept accountability or consequences for their actions. Literal children.

>>510232672
Did you miss the part where she slapped him in the head to get the headphones off first?

>>510230998
Based
>>510230637
You did nothing wrong. The moment she put her hands on you, she forfeited the right to be able to play the victim. Women will screech about wanting equality but will unironically do shit like this, where they think it’s fine to abuse you but the second you stand up for yourself she will slander your name, tell everybody she knows that you’re a violent rapist who strangled women, and most likely leave you with the kids for the simple fact that you weren’t willing to beg and grovel for her forgiveness.
>>510230457
Oh no a bitch got slapped in self defence.
She should be grateful she wasn’t riddled with bullets by a nigger or tortured by a depraved old dude in a sound proofed barn.

>>510230865
>Disciplining your wife is your duty and your right. A disobedient wife is no wife at all.
It’s also technically a crime that they will use to destroy your life the minute you step out of line and refuse to be a cuck.
This is partly why the birth rates and marriage stats are dropping.
Husbands aren't actually allowed to discipline their wives anymore. Stacy can just cry victim and she’ll have the state to back her up, fuck your life up and then she can replace you with migrant cocks.

>>510236842
No you stupid bitch, now go to sleep.

See this is what happened when Democrats are in power of the executive branch along with legislative.

They turn the 144 into drunkards and abusers along with other negative behaviors.

Sad!
Many such cases!
No more demoncrats!

>>510237948
>migrant cocks
You mean those that are technically smaller on average?!

Talk about a sub par replacement.

>>510229602 (OP)
I don’t understand? Are women actually like this they throw away marriage over something that is just a normal response?

>>510230998
>yes, your marriage is over
I’d unironically say it is actually over, simply because a disobedient empowered woman like that will never actually agree with you or get it. She will always claw back, fight and cry victim. She will never make a loyal wife, or mother to multiple kids because she’s brainwashed and fixated in her ways.

The best thing you can do with women like that is leave them and deny them the chance to destroy your soul. Put your time and effort into someone else who actually understands the gravity of loyalty and commitment.

>>510236582
At least she had the balls to work on it with you.
My ex would’ve had a fit and never let it go.

>>510229602 (OP)
I can save her.

>>510235986
I don’t give a fuck who it is, you touch me I’m touching you, you put my life in danger and I’m ending yours

>>510235986
Learn your place. Learn to be loyal.
Women are supposed to be submissive and loyal not empowered, catty and narcissistic.
You shouldn’t even be worrying about having to hit your partner or be hit by your partner because there should be no reason for you to be hitting each other because you’re supposed to be loyal and submissive.

>>510230637
Hey retard stop drinking

>>510232807
if you keep drinking your kids will troon out

>>510238071
Yes

>>510232807
Yeah don’t let her cuck you
Fuck that shit

I’d leave her straight up

>>510229602 (OP)
I had a female roommate who got drunk one day and decided she wanted to play a slap game. I refused because I really didn’t want to hit a woman. Anyway, my first slap was pretty mild. Her first slap she swung her fucking back into it. My next slap sent her to the floor. We stopped playing after.

Any woman that gets pregnant by an alcoholic has terrible judgement. Any alcoholic man that makes a baby while suffering an addiction is a fool. Thanks for bringing a kid into the world just to ruin its fucking life with two stupid parents.

>>510236842
Hey brah you might want to pump the brakes a bit. You're a bit too close to the edge here.

>>510232367
No problem Chaim. You are a Jewish colony, no?

>>510230637
I massively cut down drinking for the sake of my young child. I'm an atheist and see him as my higher power

>>510237056

>>510229764
Knock 'er down 'n knock 'er up!

>>510229602 (OP)
You did the right think

If you submit now she will never respect you again because you are cuck whom she can hit back without any consequences