Thread 510235727

Why can't europoors cook? Why is Dominos so much better than anything a fat italian grandma who gesticulates wildly with her hands when she talks and smells like feet ever cooked in her life?

>>510235727 (OP)
politics?

>>510235930
Yes

>>510235727 (OP)
Post the ingredients list in dominos hand tossed style pepperoni pizza

>>510235727 (OP)
You are addicted to poison goyslop like the disgusting amerimutt sack of shut you are

>>510235727 (OP)
MSG and sugar

>>510236662
Really not that bad desu, although their alfredo sauce on its own has more ingredients than this pizza

Pizza Sauce [Water, Tomato Paste, Sugar, Salt, Spices, Dehydrated Garlic, Basedbean Oil, and Citric Acid], Provolone Cheese [Provolone Cheese (Pasteurized Milk, Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Nonfat Milk, Sodium Propionate (Added as a Preservative)], Pepperoni [Pork and Beef, Salt, Spices, Dextrose, Lactic Acid Starter Culture, Natural Flavors, Oleoresin of Paprika, Sodium Ascorbate, Sodium Nitrite, Citric Acid], Pizza Cheese [Part Skim Mozzarella Cheese (Pasteurized Milk, Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Modified Food Starch, Cellulose (Added To Prevent Caking), Nonfat Milk, Whey Protein Concentrate, Flavors, Sodium Propionate (Added as a Preservative)], Parmesan & Asiago Cheese [Parmesan Hard Grating Cheese and Asiago Cheese (Pasteurized Part-Skim Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Powdered Cellulose (To Prevent Caking)], Oregano Blend Shake-On [Oregano and Marjoram] Pizza Base Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, Basedbean and/or Canola Oil, Contains 2% or Less of The Following: Sugar, Salt, Dough Conditioners (Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Enzyme with Wheat Starch, Ascorbic Acid, L-Cysteine Monohydrochloride), Yeast, Whey, Maltodextrin, Dextrose, Corn Meal (used in preparation)

>>510236734
You are canadian and you are obese and also a tranny

>>510236949
but at least you know you're free

>>510235727 (OP)
American food is industrialized and formulated for optimal balance between raw efficiency, cost, and enjoyment. It is the pinnacle of food, an absolute miracle of modern civilization. Whereas Italian food is just peasants trying to make the best of tomatoes, cheese, and dough since they barely ever had anything else to eat until the last century. It's just peasantslop
America took their peasantslop and made it great with modern innovations while Italians still seethe. America can manufacture MILLIONS of delicious, nutritious, and cheap pizzas in a single day. Nobody can deny American food mogs the rest of the world combined.

>>510237196
Based

>>51023572

In CaliWali (California for you outsiders) you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here.

>>510235930
it's a standard "europoor vs amerimutt" D&C thread, (((they))) make them all the time, sometimes they are about cars vs trucks, sometimes about AC vs no AC, I've even seen them about roofing shingles vs tiles, etc etc

>>510235727 (OP)
I would agree that Italian food is carb heavy and wildly overrated. Would you like to take a guess where those Italians got their tomatoes? So much tradition there. *rolls eyes*

>>510235930
pizza is pretty big politics in italy i gather.

>>510235727 (OP)
>domino's
>pizza
Your tastebuds are nigger tier, fatso

>>510235727 (OP)
I wouldn't touch american "food" with a 10 METER long pole whilst wearing a hazmat suit. It's literal poison.

This is my Dominos pizza and my life. You will not (You) me.

>>510235727 (OP)
You are addicted to corn syrup

>>510238064
I think it's just lighthearted bantz.

This is probably the dumbest Euro vs American thread topic I've ever seen. Congrats OP, you earned it.

>>510235930
>>510235727 (OP)
Gotta talk about this pizza jeet posted

High res
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1752365178276209.jpg

>>510235727 (OP)
We have dominoes with real ingredients, but why get dominoes when they don't offer banana

>>510235727 (OP)
Dominos is the worst pizza on the planet.
Even here, our primary industry is Dairy, they import fake cheese and make the WORST pizzas imaginable.
Garbage

>>510238292
I can't even name a single Finnish dish. What the fuck do you snowniggers even eat?? Reindeer steaks and snow?? Get the fuck outta here.

>>510235727 (OP)
based knower, OP. making thirdies & their poberty "food" seethe. PREACH!

>>510235727 (OP)
>>510235930
>look at me im le trooooling nyeheheheh!

>>510235727 (OP)
lol dominos is garbage and expensive as fuck now.
add two pizzas for delivery and it's around $50 aud.

I'd rather pick up a professionally made stone bake pizza from my pub for $20

>>510238630 BTFO >>510238292

>muh CORPORATE BRAND NAME

Buy and ad faggots

>>510238630
Reindeer is actually one of the best steaks available.

>>510237196
NORTH AMERICANS UNITE!!!

>>510238630
>snowniggers
On behalf of the entirety of Southern Europe, we want our term back.

>>510238558
Only White Trash and Blacks eat that cheese.

>>510238630
They eat fish soaked in lye and fish head pie and probably doodoo too
>>510238701
das RITE

>>510238630
why do americans think ignorance is an "own" it just makes you look dumb

>>510238558
Domino's doesn't even use fake cheese here

>>510238786
>cheese
That's where you're wrong.

>>510238630
fucking kek, BASED
>>510238751
JFC KYS, ALBINO NIGGER

>>510238630
Cans of literally rotting fish

>>510235727 (OP)
Dominos is mid. I'll still eat it since it's pizza, but I'd rank it near the bottom of popular pizza chains. It's not particularly good pizza desu.

>>510238829
>cheese
Cheese has 4 ingredients max
Dominos cheese has about 34

>>510235727 (OP)
My mother is Italian and she is an awesome cook. Makes everything from scratch including the sauce. House always filled with the amazing smell of garlic and olive oil. Being Italian is fucking awesome. You're just jelly because the only thing your mom can cook is pizza rolls and your house smells like Spaghettios and vomit.

>>510238885
That's Sweden, and it's fermented. It actually smells like shit.

>>510238964
Is she like one of those 4th generation Italians who thinks meatballs is Italian?

>>510238964
Does your mom whipe your asshole every time you take a shit too you obese wap spic shitalian brown hole nigger bitch fuck?

>>510238964
eyyyy a bippity a boppity a spaghetti mafia mario

>>510238925
Doesn't look like 34 to me
Some shit like antibiotics and cellulose are added which isn't ideal but that doesn't put it into the fake cheese category. That's reserved for solidified oil that's cheese flavored.
See >>510236949

>>510238964
His mum

>>510238176
Only Terrone types eat pizza, and of course Albanians are the ones making pizza, even in NYC/LON.

>>510239106
Yea that list is TLDR
Do you think this is normal?

>>510239374
No, I don't bake with or shredded cheese that sits so long it needs antifungal agents

>Tldr
Just go to the fucking cheese section

>>510239597
>Just go to the fucking cheese section
Yea but I'm in the wrong country to read a list that long, that's my whole point
Only in America can you find something so clinically engineered and unnatural

>>510235727 (OP)
Because it is unnatural, chemically engineered food. It's like comparing a nattylifter to a steroidabuser.

Can someone post the hot and ready for 5 bucks pizza in California meme?

>>510239769
Idk about there, but England has less strict rules for food leveling.
Like all flour has that stuff in it but oliys only required to be cashed flour there and a lot of doesn't even have to be listed where here it does

>>510239769
Idk about there, but England has less strict rules for food lebeling.
Like all flour has that stuff in it but oliys only required to be cashed flour there and a lot of doesn't even have to be listed where here it does

>>510238829
Found the pizza company shill
they buff out the cheese with cellulose. basically its no lobger dairy with 50% plant matter

>>510237196
If you had dropped the word nutritious you'd actually be right. American food really has been optimised to be as cheap and tasty (to poorly educated masses) as possible. As a bong, I always indulge and enjoy it for a few days when visiting but come the second week I feel ill. It really is poison.

>>510240215
>California meme?
You mean CaliWali?

>>510240537
American fast food is pretty gross indeed. I don’t know why, but it tastes cheaper and more artificial. Good dining experiences can be had, but like Canada, it’s at independent restaurants

>>510235727 (OP)
>europoors cant cook
amerimutts every market food looks like this

>>510235727 (OP)
Italian people are really nice. Our neighbour gave us wine that tasted like it was made in a bin and some jet fuel grappa that probably cured my AIDS. I think he's a Eurocommunist, I'm nit really sure because he barely speaks a lick of English despite being here 25 years. Good guy

>>510240466
It's not 50% cellulose.
Shredded cheese uses cellulose as an anti sticking agent, otherwise the shreds would clump together and turn back into a solid

>Company shill
I'm not, I'm literally just stating facts. You're a fucktard that has never read ingredients or researched how and why I dustries do things. All presgredded soft and semisoft cheese will be caked in powder that prevents clumping. I didn't use it myself because I've noticed a man off taste and it effects how the cheese melts together, I shred my own fresh mozzarella, and ye, it clumps and is a pain in the ass to work with.

>>510241274
REAL Cheese doesn't use anti sticking agents you fucking imbecile.

Your fact are dogshit tier

>>510241152
I got a visit from Davis once. It was pretty awkward. He showed up a day early and basically just hung out in my living room for 3 hours trying to make small talk and asking about family photo and stuff. He was pretty humble though, I'll give him that, like he didn't brag about being rich or his expensive vacations or anything.

>>510239031
>>510239073
>>510239100
>>510239164
You guys are awesome. This is why I hang out here.

>>510235727 (OP)
Newfag bait

>>510241432
You're clinically retarded.
Shredded real cheese can and does get coated in cellulose powder.

Fake cheese is chemically different. It's solid oil that is cheese flavored.

You're basically saying that if you put sauce on steak then suddenly the steak isn't real and is made of rubber. Kys

>>510241515
same

Marcos is Patrician

>>510241515
Much love, I don't actually hate races, but most people are retarded.
I dislike Jews Muslims and criminals though.

>>510239073
>spic
Oh, you poor thing. We crossed the pond during the Ice Age. Anglos have leftover Iberian DNA from the native inhabitants of the British Isles. You're already infected. You're a spic too. Hahahahaha.

>>510238521
Is this good? I like hame and pineapple.

>>510235727 (OP)
>why can't europoors cook?
>posts image of butchered Italian (European) food

the only culinary cuisine Americans have is a philly cheese and fried chicken, no wonder you niggers are all so fat when you have corn syrup in everything you consume

>>510238558
>Not having a shelf stable cheese bunker that can survive a limited nuclear exchange.

NGMI

>>510238751
Fucking animals stealing muh diabetus pie.

My fave LA place Mozza
Actual Terrone-Niggers love this place
East Coast Guidos hate it

>>510241901
So I am an immigrant (Netherlands) and I bought it as a joke, it has curry powder too, and it is actually pretty good. The banana flavour is hardly noticeable, you want some saltiness like ham.
Sometimes you have it with shrimp etc. Or peanuts for some reason.

I like it a lot, but those are low quality pizzas, I would prefer Napolitan pizza, but I would have to go to Stockholm, or make my own.
Which doesn't always work out, pic related (homo made with njuta)

>>510241954
Europeans cannot claim in invention of a piece of bread with crap on it.
Cheese and bread are older than history

>>510242147
>Terrone-Niggers
You keep saying this but literally nobody else says it
What the fuck are you even trying to say, Tyrone?

>>510238320
The pizza looks good. But I don't think it pairs with vodka. Need something sharper like salami and pickles

>>510242185
Thanks Anon. I'll try it next time I make pizza.

>>510242185
Make your own its easier and cheaper and faster than waiting for domingos who slap a handful of MSG that could literally cause an aneurysm inside of your brain i can't believe its even a discussion

>>510238467
Then it belongs on another board, the problem is the volume of garbage that gets posted here.

>>510241592
Enjoy your jewish burger shit show.
You're not allowed to label fake cheese as cheese here. It's called dairy spread or dairy slices. You can easily avoid it. Even shredded packet cheese isn't labelled as cheese in the product name

>>510242614
Dominos doesn't have msg

I don't approve of goyslop but I'm duliconof idiots talking out of their ass and making shit up
You discredit the entire movement like some kind of controlled opposition shill

>>510242820
Same here fucktard.
The ingredients are posted and it's not fake cheese

>>510235727 (OP)
If he's not back in 30 minutes I'm calling dominos

>>510242879
>restaurants use MSG
>goyslop kikeshit chain for niggercattle doesn't
lmao kys mutt animal go shill your kikeslop feces somewhere else its garbage for niggers

>>510238499
I looked it up and it's some kind of vegetarian pizza they do in India. Looks like it's 75% bread

>>510243035
Seethe harder about your lies getting exposed, kike

>>510242057
No fucking way

>>510243095
>if you're against this ultragigakike corp you're a kike
Death to jews and death to america
Problem?

>>510243073
I'm mostly focused on the 5 pointed crust, not the topping choice.

They also have this thing, it's dumplings in the crust. They have vegetarian and non vegetarian options

>>510243224
I've been saying death to both for years.

You came in here telling lies and soeeged out when I exposed your lies.

>>510243320
I have a foreskin and you don't
Facts

>>510242057
that's gotta be ai...right?

>>510242642
Right. Can't disagree with that.

>>510235727 (OP)
Dominos is literally bottom tier garbage. Worse than the cheapest frost pizza from the shittiest super markets.

>>510243377
You don't kike

Sometimes kebab is served on an irregularly shaped flatbread like pic related, which is I think is what they're going for.
It's also a less obvious way to decrease the average diameter of the pizza, which means less toppings.

>>510243601
meant for >>510243275

>>510242946
>muh adulterated cheese is not fake cheese
whatever helps you sleep at night jewshitter

>>510243742
>If you put sauce on a steak it's no longer a stake but a literal tire off of a car

>>510243639
>>510243601
I didn't even notice the stuffed meat crust

I thought it looked like a cheese rod they didn't bend and just shaped the dough around

>>510244060
It's not even meat since it's a vegetarian pizza for strict hindoos and sikhs who are not supposed to eat meat. Basically it's a piece of greasy bread with a ring of soi based protein inside and a sprinkling of toppings. The shape is designed to reduce the amount of ingredients so it's a scam pizza made by and for scammers

This place is always good if you're in Atlanta. Antico's is extremely over hyped. Fellini's is the go to if you want a more American pizza.

>>510236949
>Oleoresin of Paprika
I'll admit, I am confused and enraged

>>510242315
Terrone is a derogatory term Italians use to describe trashy people, typically from the south of Italy.

>>510238033
no one here calls california that yoy fuckin jeet faggot show your flag shitskin nigger

>>510238033
thats a little ceasars you fucking bitch lmao heres a real californian pizza you faggot pajeet

>>510246920
What are the packets? There's red and black

>>510237196
this. UPC, mass manufactured food, MREs etc. are the pinnacle of cooking
(i'll still avoid eating it though)

>>510248097
red pepper flakes and parmesan, left to right

>>510248370
Thanks

>>510238630
lmao finniggers eternally btfo

Americans have a reputation for big doughy bases and putting stupid toppings on pizza.

>>510235727 (OP)
They can cook REAL FOOD, and not that trash franchise goyslop either. I stay at hostels and see what Europeans prepare themselves for breakfast or dinner. It's top-quality food. That's why they're in shape and not a tub of lard like you Domino's eaters.

>>510235727 (OP)
Carbs and fat prepared by niggers... The pinnacle of goy slop. All of our cattle are "grass fed," for you a cow that eats grass it's some kind of luxury.
We eat heather fed lamb, wild salmon and wild shellfish weekly. Our normal butter and cheese is like a jew delicacy in your deli's over there. I do admit though you have much better diners and casual restaurants, I miss the family run Greek type diners.

>>510248825
Italians are the ones that make pizza like a car tire

>>510242614
I literally posted a picture of pizza I made. I don't live near the city, no dominoes here.
Also a good pizza takes time (the dough).

now, THIS is the real american pizza