i want be nordic

Brother you need to start doing some forearm exercise.

>>510242320 (OP)
why r ur wrists like that

>>510242320 (OP)
>i want be nordic
Well, I don't. I like being a Med. I just wish I were Basque so I could easily end any arguments with morons harassing me about my whiteness because I don't want my country to become a third-world ethnic dump.

> Women are easily programmed.
> [NPC beeping] must acquire NORDIC skin tone.

>>510242320 (OP)
u are 100% nigger

>>510242320 (OP)
you're european, now go do pressups.

>>510242320 (OP)
which ones of these sites is A - the most reliable and B - least likely to sell my dna info?

I think I will do mine soon...

>>510242320 (OP)
Why is your wrist so squary? Are you Steve?

>>510242320 (OP)
You will never be a women.

>>510245103
It's Finnish feature. I have it too and it's probably easiest way to recognize Finn abroad.

rcta and exercise

>>510242320 (OP)
Good morning, South Korea.

>>510242866
>...I don't want my country to become a third-world ethnic dump.

Manolo, my dear Moro-ñol.... you have 800 years of Moroccan dick in your genes.

>>510242320 (OP)
mutt
YWNBAN
(You Will Never Be A Nord)

>>510246479
and neither will you

>>510246473
Don't you have a giant roach renting out your living room against your consent as we speak?

>>510246473
Don't you have a giant roach renting out your living room without your consent as we speak?

>>510246825
Yes, but Renting is the keyword.
You Manolos just got light-years worth of dick (for free), through the duration of 800 years of Muslim domination of Al-Andalus (the true name of Ex-pain).

Torre Pacheco is just brown (Monkeyroccans) on browner (Spic Prime, Spain) Civil War.

>>510247104
>Spic
Do you know what this word means, bro?

>>510247275
Yes:
hiSPanIC
And also, because you Spanish speakers can't pronounce Speak, you pronounce it as Spic.

Spanish Language is retarded. As retarded as Spaniards and their sons the Hispanics (Spaniards in the Americas, with some indio peppered there anfmd there)

You are Spic Prime, father of more Spics

>>510246584
You are INDO-european
(literal pajeet from india)
In other words: You are brown.

>>510242320 (OP)
I want you to be trans

>>510247495
and you are an asiatic mongol

>>510247707
It's better to be asian than brown. You cannot refute this.

You need to have a meal first you fucking holocaust survivor!

>>510247426
>hiSPanIC
I am afraid this is incorrect. This word precedes the popularization of the term "Hispanic", so this is implausible. Sit down for an etymology lesson, my half-Russian friend.
>spic noun, offensive, US noun: spic; plural noun: spics a Spanish-speaking person from Central or South America or the Caribbean, especially a Mexican
This word emerged during the construction of the Panama Channel, when American workers referred to the Central American locals as "Spikities", which comes, as you half-explained, from them introducing themselves with "speak/no Ingles". But at no point do Spaniards enter the picture, other than our language being loosely mentioned. "Dago" is a much more accurate term, because despite its association with Italians, is a corruption of the Spanish name "Diego" and was often directed at our descendants in New Orleans before the arrival of said Italian immigrants.
The more you know. Now run along, Hans. Your boss is calling.

>>510242320 (OP)
you have to lift

>>510248539
>Our descendants at New Orleans

Spic Prime Torerobro, an entire Continent (550 million people with AT LEAST half of their ancestry being Spaniard) is your descendancy.

>>510248800
>AT LEAST half of their ancestry being Spaniard
Not exactly, many of them are more Injun than European, and half is only a generation away from the quarter White that African-Americans are. Castizos aren't particularly common and only appear in certain areas. Unless you want to argue that African-Americans are descendants of the Brits too. Technically they are, but the general consensus is that declaring someone a descendant of an European group by virtue of said someone sharing a little DNA with the European group in question is pants-on-head-retarded, right? Is someone who's half-Brazilian and half-German actually German? You're making little sense here, Kraut.

>>510246825
dont even bother talking to them. They know the history of iberia from memes they dont even undrestand genetics. They have never been to iberia and base their idea of what the average iberian is based on some extreme outlyers that show "10-15% north african" DNA.
just dont give a fuck about them
when iberia had civilization krauts where living in huts

>>510249460
>their idea of what the average iberian is based on some extreme outlyers that show "10-15% north african" DNA.
I feel like some of those supposed outliers are also exaggerated in their exoticity. Pic related is a Scottish actor lel. You'd think that a circle that prides itself on being racially aware would know better, but nope. But whatever. I'm proud of who I am.

Also
>hans stopped replying
Barbarian rekt lawl

>>510249173
Depends on how schizo and sperg you want to go with the genetics and semantics of it all.
You can go "one-drop-rule" Gringolem Retard Standard or The Laws of Nuremberg (which in practice were of not much concern, even our literal Poster Boy for the recruitment of the Waffen SS was a jewish boy. We were NOT that cartoonishly evil, Tapas-bro).

Also, politically speaking, it would make more sense for you to form a Hispanic Commonwealth than keep being our and Brussels bitch, in which we impose you Troonism, LGBTQ and endless Niggers and Moors.

If my math is not failing me, a restored Spanish Empire or Hispanoc Commonwealth would be the 3rd most populous country [550 million people] and would have a Nominal GDP slightly larger than Germany, Austria and Switzerland combined, becoming the 4th largest economy.

There is a reason why the Anglos want you separated from your Hispanosphere, fren. But you do you, keep humoring Hoolingan Bongniggers doing balconing. Vomiting all over your cities and buying all flats/Apartments.

Another jewish thread enticing hatred against the nordics.

>>510250593
You are a cuck, Olaf. Now go blow some air on the ass of Ngonmgonmbé, fucking your wife.

>>510249693
>Makeup and tan can make loosely related Caucasians look like each other.

Also, Scotland, Spics Prime (Including Macaco Prime) and the North of Magreb share the same racial super-cluster. Racial map related AND included.

>>510249460
Bro, you share literally the same racial Supercluster with Moroccans, Scots and Irish. Pic related. My dear Macaco Prime.

>>510250471
>he came back
Well, it's your lucky day. I'm bored and want to argue.
I don't have any strong opinions on Anglos. The truth is, we got along pretty well until they became Protestants. Intermarriages between our royalties weren't unheard of, either. They're just another European group, I don't think much of them. I just speak their language because it happens to be the dominant one in our timeline. Their tourists sometimes suck, but truthfully, they're good for our economy. Jumping off balconies only hurts them and no one else. Your map doesn't really disprove what I said, either (castizos are uncommon except for a few hotspots and many of them have less than 50%). You also have to keep in mind that if the average is 50%, that means half of them have less than that. And again, the difference from the 25% that African-Americans have is less than a generation away. It's just not enough. You need to understand one thing, mestizos (when I say that I include castizos too) outnumber us ten to one. An alliance with them will result in us disappearing unless we remain strictly segregated (and how can you call that a true alliance)? The lemon just isn't worth the squeeze. And let's be honest, they don't exactly act like upstanding citizens either. But why are you so interested in this, Hans? We're just some quiet backwater in the rear end of the EU.
>>510250844
>makeup and tan
Heavy tan in England? Makeup at 80 years old? Hah. The only makeup is that they made his eyebrows thicker.

>>510242320 (OP)
>35% italian
Are you sure you dont have ashkenazi blood?

>>510246584
We are Baltic if anything.

>>510242320 (OP)
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
want to be neenja
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii want to be neenja
I want to chop chop chop chow down
all the way to china town

sup fella asian bro
you should work on your dysmorphia
I'm asian and wouldn't trade it for anything else

>>510251130
We are Moroccans? Proves the racial theory is bullshit it there's no nuance to this. Divide and conquer pseudoscience

Everyone want to be Nordic, meaning:
6’3”
Blue eyes
Clean, white skin
Straight, blonde hair
High IQ.

Most nords are not the stereotypical Nord. Everyone wants to be the ubermensch. But hardly anyone live up to that racial role model.

>>510242320 (OP)
They need to use climate warming hysteria colors.

>>510251637
>Until they became protestants
That's half Millennium of character corruption and animosity grom Angloniggers towards the rest of Europe (Spain first, then Germany)

The Bongniggers are treacherous, they have the earned the Reputation for that, constantly betraying eveybody, ever since you expelled the jews in 1492.

We in Germany have a soft Spot for you, jokes and banter aside, PaellaBro. We See your 300 years of Pax Hispanica as a contrast to GloboHomo-Jew-Anglo Hellworld.
You were based, traditional and you and your sons the hispanics ruled the waves for 300 years, without usury, in tradition and what could be classified as based Humanismus.

Have a nice Sunday, Calimocho-Bro.

>>510242320 (OP)
Fix your country in your journey of the soul. Stop being a parasite in a purgatory state of mind, selfish bullshit does not cut it.
You will just be born right back in your shithole you never started to fix, have a splendid time.

>>510252030
I m the king of manlets and you will bow down to me.

Or you would say it is my natural curiousity. Could be unknown pathways and i like to see a bull and weight it.

>>510242320 (OP)
you're a spic, I know because I have that exact hand

>>510246181
You're bullshitting us aren't you?
>checks wrists
>square
What the fuck

a nordic alien-cross breed?

>>510242320 (OP)
We're still a few years out from serious gene-editing.

>>510242320 (OP)
European meds are absolutely white if they are not Berber or Turk mutts

>>510252207
>Have a nice Sunday, Calimocho-Bro.
Good game, Hans. You made me type out so many words lel. You too have a nice Sunday. Cheers.

>>510251769
we are finno-permic.

>>510250653
Seething jew attacks after being named.