What will /pol/ do when recruiters come at your door to draft you to fight WW3?: https://youtu.be/2EGzvXpQXwU?
Just answer the door in a wheelchair
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>>510247798i'll tell them i didn't vote, so their war isn't my problem.
ez pz
>>510247761 (OP)Call them niggers and close the door on their face
>>510247761 (OP)shoot them dead
they want me to die in a war, I'll grant their wish
>>510247761 (OP)If they are reduced to recruiting my old disabled ass, the situation would be to be "Enemy tanks rolling by the White House" serious. But by then WMD's will be in play so we are all fucked anyways.
>>510247761 (OP)They cant recruit for shit so
>>510247761 (OP)>what doit depends with whom they need me to fight
>>510247761 (OP)Lure them to my state of the art penis explosion chamber
Give the hobo $1 for a Steel Mills 40oz so he can drink himself instead.
>>510247761 (OP)Pretend to comply for a moment, then stab at least one right in the throat several times. I decide who my enemy is and what I will die for.
>>510251333Yeah just like grandpa would deal with the government showing up at his house, shooting through the door.
>>510247761 (OP)Pretend to be okay with it and sabo the supply depots when in action
>>510251333Dude, that things pathetic, get something proper to show off, or don't bother at all.
I'll go their door and say let's ride. Because why not. Perhaps it's time to let God sort them in the aftermath. Probably way past time.
>>510251333post your stove with chickenfood
>>510247761 (OP)I cut off my penis, so Iām good
>>510252553>cut off my peniswhat if they will ask you to help fight niggers, spics and jeets?
>>510247761 (OP)i'm a mentally ill serial killer, draft me pls.
i dare you