1: Rome didn't fall, they simply started juicing with steroids & rage.
The red-blooded all-american man is a body-builder, 7" or greater penis, foul-mouthed homophobic (though he's down for some leabian sex) and he identifies as God/Jesus (even his wife calls him God).
2: Men do not have an imaginary friend, but they do now! It is hidden in the rainbow, my friend!