>be me
>travel to jordan to cross into the west bank and jerusalem
>just having a look around
>have to go to tel aviv to fly out
>spend a night
>it's a shithole and smells like raw piss everywhere
>go to play snooker to kill the time
>headphones in
>megajew approaches me and asks if i want to play for money
>nah i'm good
>asks again
>no thanks man
>asks yet again
>fine man whatever
>break off
>i fucking hammer him
>ok you have to pay for the table now, like we agreed
>he starts yelling and kvetching that we didn't agree to that
>gets up in my face
>laugh.exe
>he walks away muttering

they really are as bad in person

Abraham Mendez tae kwan do instructor screams worse than my two big sisters simultaneously going on the rag.

>be me, bored and looking at job postings
>decide to search "unpaid" and "work for free" out of curiosity
>7 jobs showed up
>they all had jewish in the titles
>jewish center for xyz