I'm Guinness drunk

Is that a world record?

>>510297106 (OP)
> his identity is alcohol
> his identity is weed
> his identity is being white
yikes

>>510297106 (OP)
based

>>510297106 (OP)
Enjoy your diarrhea

>>510297996
>43.09 subtotal
>1.49 tax
>50.00 total
I have two questions...

>>510298221
Retards can’t add

>>510297106 (OP)
Political implications?

>>510297106 (OP)
It's hard to get drunk on 4.2% beer. It's like Bud Light drunk.

>>510299059
6 pints of it was my standard piss-up when I was a drinker. I'd be bollocksed but not sick. 7 was where it'd become unpleasant.

I have friends who do 15-20 cans in a night without puking. I don't know how the fuck they do it.

>>510299402
That's lager though, not Guiness

>>510297106 (OP)
>drunk on brown water
Get back to us when you drink a real beer, summerfag

>>510297106 (OP)
keepin it local

>>510299402
Guiness is low abv. The secret is to maintain a steady pace, know your rhythm, if you drink too fast you will puke.

>>510297669
My identity is going to a family party and getting drunk with the people I like being around
Rah

>>510297996
>Travis Scott meal in 2023
Wtf

>>510298515
Good times
>>510299059
It was extra stout so 5.4%

>>510299819
You're a retard

>>510300784
Not an argument, kike.

>>510299970
Based nonic pint glass drinker

>>510297106 (OP)

You're either a woman or a twink or lying, Guinness has barely perceptible levels of alcohol.

>>510300739
The guiness extra stout is over 7%, at least the one im usually drinking.

>>510301323
Sounds like a nice place to live
The stronger I get is an extra foreign stout at 8%

>>510297106 (OP)
Guinness dis dick

>>510301633
Nevermind actually, i drink the foreign extra one, thats why the high abv., i didnt even know there were 2 versions of it.

>>510297106 (OP)
I'm wine drunk. Currently on the last glass of this spanish wine Pagos de Tahola Rioja 2023.

Breddy gud. It tastes like strawberries, plums, and ginger and has this incredibly deep after taste. Plus I want to empty my balls into the vintner's daughter. I didn't know they made latinas in this flavor, but now that I know I am 100% on board with race mixing.

>>510301323

Still a feminine ABV. Get you a good Imperial Stout, minimum 9% and you will finally grow hair on your Romanian balls. I'm usually in the 10 - 11% range on the good stuff, 9% is my cheaper option. Good fortune and happy drinking to you, brother.

>>510302136

'Cooper and Thief' blended monstrosity here.. best I could get local, in the ass-end of nowhere rural Texas... but if I drink the bottle fast, I can feel something, so it's okay. All out of stout.. and I'm wary about finishing off my Lagavulin without good reason given the state of the Whisky economy in the world because of the fucking Chinese and Japanese status whores....

>>510302152
I like drinking Belgian tripels and quads in winter but lower abv., blonde beer just goes much better in the summer.

>>510302136
Rock on

>>510299402
Lager can easily be pissed out. If you dont drink fast enough sometimes you dont even catch a buzz and just piss it out all night. The reason they can drink so much is genetics, health and practice.

>>510297669
>his identity is being a seething jeet on pol
yikes