What's your excuse to not have a relationship now /pol/?

>>510297683 (OP)
my penis is too big

>>510297683 (OP)
Not for me. Last time sucked

>>510297683 (OP)
>a relationship
mate i've got 3 on the go right now. those indian girls are crazy.

>>510297683 (OP)
Crazy pussy will kill you

>>510297683 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus:

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills, obligations, responsibilities or worries. A woman would just try to drag me back into the matrix and have all kinds of bullshit expectations I don't care about.

I am free.

how is that illegal? probably just a bait article for retards like op

>>510297683 (OP)
Chad has to deal with THIS?

Last woman I dated admitted she hated having sex. So I bounced.

>>510298166
classic pasta

>>510297683 (OP)
He was Chad, obviously. Only 20% of women date 80% of men.

>>510297683 (OP)
>159,000 messages
why didn't he just block her?

>>510297683 (OP)
Hot damn just block the ho

>>510297683 (OP)
>owner of a lonely heart
So much better than
>owner of a broken heart

>>510297683 (OP)
being single sucks until you get a relationship then you just wish you were single again. Maybe it's different if you find the right girl and feel determined to marry her, but most girls I've dated I never felt like they were wife material. So I just end up fucking them for a few months then we break it off

>>510297683 (OP)
Would

>>510297683 (OP)
One time I got bombed in a span of 20 seconds by like a dozen messages of
>OMG I LOVE YOU
>I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
>HAHA UR THE BEST
>WANNA COME OVER AGAIN
>WHERE U AT
>WANNA GO OUT FIRST
>OMG
>JUST REALIZED THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER
>HAHAHA
>SORRY
>SORRY
For a brief illusory glimpse I understood what it was like to have a girl interested in you

>>510298884
t. owner of a coping incel brain

>>510297683 (OP)
I could fix her

>>510297683 (OP)
Either a woman is insanely infatuated with you from the get-go or nothing will happen. Logic doesn't play a role. Learned that the hard way.

>>510297683 (OP)
thousand? ain't no way

>>510300644
This isnt always the case. They can warm up to you in some instances but cause of social media and them getting cock from numerous sources that wale is drying up as well

>>510298166
If it was only so easy, my jeet fren...

>>510297683 (OP)
I bet she's a fucking wildcat in bed. Don't burn the coal, and don't put your dick in crazy.

>>510297683 (OP)
I don't have an excuse, women my age and younger wont talk to me after I turned 30. Would be nice to talk to them but they wont for some odd reason. Don't rightly know why. So I just go about my business, not the end of the world.