Thread 510299277

They were the only niggers I trusted

>>510299277 (OP)
I DON'T LIKE NIGGERS WATCHING ME EAT

>>510299277 (OP)
Jemima looks like she'd go full on sheboon at the slightest provocation.

Ben however, is based. He looks like he'd let you call him nigger and laugh about it.

>>510299277 (OP)
Is it pronounced Aunt Jemima or Aunt Jemima?

>>510299707
Ben is Jewish.
Quite literally Ben is one of the most common Jewish given names.

>>510299277 (OP)
Uncle ben's rice is disgusting.

>>510299277 (OP)
What did Rastus do to lose your trust?

They were the only blacks on any food package and they were taken off so how did reducing black visibility help the cause of black recognition?

they really went full retarded removing the pancake syrup icon. All you needed was to see her face and it was an instant grab to put in the cart, no questions asked.

>>510299277 (OP)

Of all the epic battles to be fought, some retards chose this one. We are not a serious people.

>>510300239
I'm surprised "snap, crackle, and pop" still exist as white characters during the whole previous 4 years. They didn't accelerate hard enough.

>>510299277 (OP)
Dont worry there are plenty of other nigger names ont he market, like Oh Henry!

It's a jewish company (Hershey) and the product is a big brown chocolate bar, and the name of it is Oh Henry!

t; henry is a nigger slave

>>510299277 (OP)
Nothing more progressive than making sure only white people appear on food packaging! How the fuck does the liberal mind even work lmao

was or wasn't there a brief time where a lot of Blacks acted like white people?

like I'd like to imagine it was so,but everything I know about the vast majority of niggers tells me NO

>>510300439
>was or wasn't there a brief time where a lot of Blacks acted like white people?
no?

>>510299277 (OP)
They were the only niggers that kept showing at the table I eat without being actually invited.
Good riddance.

>>510299707
wrong.
>Jemima, a sweet old lady that would take care of you while you're sick
>vs (((Benjamin))), a kikeified, rice salesnigger, too smug for his own good. like he automatically expects you to love his dogshit product

this is now a fictional negro holocaust thread

>>510300439
There's a myth among the kosher boomers that blacks only act how they do now because of "fatherless upbringings", but niggers have always been niggers and will always be niggers, that's why they're called niggers in the first place.

>>510300222
That's just it, anon - there are no more great battles of racial inequality to fight in the US. Once you get passed slavery, voting, and civil rights, there aren't any great injustices to fight for anymore. But the race baiters can't let the grift go, so we're down to squabbling about depictions of black people on syrup labels. It's the truest admission that you'll ever get from these fraudsters that the race issue has already been solved

>>510300439

There was a time where progress was being made, but LBJ killed that shit, so here we are.

>>510299277 (OP)
I still have one of the original AJ bottles. I refuse to throw it. I just fill it with a new bottle of syrup and toss that bottle. That bitch will be in my family for generations.

>>510300632
they also holocausted the black maid chick from tom and jerry

noooooo nod ungle beniss :DDDDD

White people have always emotionally neglected their kids and abandoned their elderly. Blacks have filled the role as nanny's and caretakers and over generations the love blacks have shown to whites literally transformed the system. You try so hard to dehumanize us yet you don't even have affection for your own kin.

>>510300439
The invention of gangster rap. Btw Tupac, Biggie and all their crew were feds. You ever find it weird how Snoop is the only one of his crew that didn't end up dead?

>>510299277 (OP)
I also trusted that nigger teacher in the beginning of _Red Dawn_. Too bad he had to get killed after 6 minutes.

>>510300239
You just know the based Quaker Oat Man banged Aunt Jemima and the Squaw

>>510301120
Nigger you probably made this post from a federal prison computer while your "keeids" are eating mayo sandwiches and sugar water, running around stealing shit and shooting each other

>>510299277 (OP)
What about Nigger Joe?

one time my wife ordered 12 packs of uncle bens from amazon. when they showed up we realized they were "12" packs. we had 144 packs of uncle bens rice crammed into every kitchen cabinet.

>>510301484
You're going to be old one day. I just hope your family actually loves you.

>>510299277 (OP)
It’s not even real maple syrup

>>510300439
The CIA and NSA went out of their way to create hostilities and systemic disadvantages for the black community and used and continue to use psyops against them as well as poor white people to prevent them from organizing.

>>510301617
I'm already old enough nigger, also unlike you I don't have court-ordered child support payments and pretend that sending a check every month is "raising muh keeids"

>>510299277 (OP)
too soon

>>510300222
Checked.
trips of truth have spoken, again.

>>510301704
This shit will clog your arteries. Good syrup doesn't need a half pound of butter in it.

>>510301772
I have a great life. You can keep imagining racist things about me if you want. It doesn't affect me whatsoever. Good luck.

>>510300222
Oh, I am serious alright.

>>510302055
Commissary money came through? Enjoy your soups and peanut butter I guess.

>>510302062
Trust me, the next sherman won't have as much goddamned mercy.

>>510301569

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>510299277 (OP)
Uncle Ben is the perfect house nigger. If you are a southerner you know to appreciate a good house nigger.
My house niggers here are Russian-Germans, both my cleaning lady and my gardener. Absolutely reliable and loyal.

>>510302062
How the FUCK did you get this picture of me??

>>510299277 (OP)
I don't know why Americans got rid of established brands

>>510302170
At least they knew how to actually cover shit up back then.

>>510299790
It's pronounced Aunt Jemima.

>>510302233
Sherman was as hellset on torching southerners as he was because he realized what the south got up to in their so called "POW" camps which were in all actuality auschwitz tier.

>>510302229
The Government has a few special departments for special shit.

>>510302173
Damn that's some old pasta

>s-STOP! get the niggers off the label i dont want them to watch me eat!
bros are pants shitting liberals secretly based?

>>510299277 (OP)
Based Spaniards still sell these

>>510300439
It was only ever true among slaves who earned their freedom. Niggers had a much higher crime rate than Whites ever since the civil war.

>>510302055
I genuinely like some of you lot. But you don't make up for the bad ones and there's way too many of them.

>>510299790
It's pronounced Ain't Yo Momma

>>510302235
Thank you for clearing things up.

>>510301107
We still have Stubb's BBQ Sauce.

>>510299821
So makes sense that the house nigger that was owned by Jews would be called uncle Ben then

>>510302359
Every fucking time, sons of bitches
IT'S FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY, LET ME COOK MY METH IN PEACE

>>510300439
Jim Crow.

As soon as the right to freedom of association was taken away from White people, and blacks were free to just go into White communities and establishments, they stopped going to their own stores and clubs and such which caused them to collapse economically.

Segregation was the best thing that ever happened to blacks in America.

>>510299821
Most Biblical Jewish named are also Christian names. They kinda share the old testament with jews, you dumb nigger

>>510300682

So an empty hole in their soul that can never be filled, intentionally brainwashed by social engineering. American universities really fucked these poor kids up... those demons should be crucified for that kind of corruption. Time to drink again.

>>510299277 (OP)
>>510300013
When I was a little kid I always thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married, and the Cream of Wheat guy was their son. Just one happy food family

>>510301364

He was a good man, one of the good ones., droppin truths on those lazy white kids. Pour one out for mah nigga.

>>510302404
delicious

>>510302865
There's plenty of blame to go around. The universities? Sure. But don't forget about the professional race grifters like Al Sharpton who push the narrative. Black families teach their children from a young age that society is unjust and unfair, making them perpetual victims, and the black community as a whole will never give up on the message because it's too beneficial to them. The race card and victim card are powerful tools - they'll never give them up so long as they continue to be effective

>>510299277 (OP)
Only black people that I've ever let in my house

These days life can get pretty hectic
Billy with soccer and Susie with dance recital and Tommy? Well, Tommy always seems to find the nearest mudhole lol

But when we sit down to eat I make sure to set down Pearl Milling Company products on my table. Because I know a corporation that has my families best interest at heart by its quality products.

So the next time you sit down with your loved ones---
TOMMY get out of there! lol

Make sure its Pearl Milling COmpany

>>510299277 (OP)
He doesn’t know about Stubbs.

>>510304943

Mah nigga! Stubbs is great...

>>510299277 (OP)
Unc took me outta da hood fr

>>510305775
>Stubb’s
Texas here. Your welcome

I creampied Mrs buttersworth on a waffle

>>510299277 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8

>>510300239
The white man marches on.

>>510304943
>>510305775
He survives.

>>510299277 (OP)
i find it really funny that the way to remove racism from america was to remove nigger mascots. leftist logic.

>>510308354

Can’t snub the Stubbs.

>>510299277 (OP)
1 post from Op its ragebait /pol/

>>510299277 (OP)
Empty carbs give me diabetes

>>510299277 (OP)
It’s good to have reliable family you can trust in.

Some jokes just write themselves.

>>510308864
Amazing huh.
>>510309044
You already have diabeetus, fatfuck. $20 says your mother does.

I think someone should take the logo and start using it to sell something else.
>In the U.S., 3 years of non-use with no intent to resume use is typically considered legal abandonment (Lanham Act).

>>510303474
based and wholesome pilled.

>>510299277 (OP)
also the only black "chefs" ever in america, even post-obama

it's funny because if niggers cook food then they're being white

Mmmm I love caramel colored high fructose corn syrup.

>>510300439
Like you said only in your imagination since that was never the case

>>510301120
So u be sayin that yt folks are ungrateful lil cunts considering how helpful are niggers to them

>>510302173
I love this pasta

>>510300439
Welfare also played a large role in separating black families as a single divorced mother could earned more from replacing her husband with the state.