TALK SHIT GET CHIT

>>510320201 (OP)
I bet he's on the list

>>510320201 (OP)
Don’t worry mister shitwood. Just finished picking out the weapon I’m going to use to torture you

Chitwood won

>>510320382
This one, Sheriff.

>>510320201 (OP)
>sheriff chadwood
>is a chad
Checks out

>>510320201 (OP)
How come he never arrested Hunter Biden after the laptop leak? Why does he go after retards only?

Now, Your Honor, we have to circle back to the phrase that the prosecution is oh so conveniently ignoring. “In Minecraft”. You all know what Minecraft is, right? Right? I see, ok then.

Allow me to enlighten you; it’s a video game that allows the player, or in this case my client, to build imaginary buildings, create non-playable characters, and he can… if he wants to! He can destroy them.

Now say my client creates a building that resembles Sheriff Chitwood’s place of residence, ok? I mean, it could really resemble any house to be honest. It has walls, a door, all that jazz. Maybe my client was feeling a bit creative and created a nice white picket fence to go with it.

Now say my client created a non-playable character who he named Mike Chitwood. Maybe he saw Sheriff Chitwood on the news and thought, wow, what a swell guy! I like him so much that I’ll create him in Minecraft!

Well, one day my client woke up and saw that his whooole landscape that he had meticulously made in Minecraft had been destroyed, yes, DESTROYED by the non-playable character named Mike Chitwood! How would you feel? You spend hours and hours building this BEAUTIFUL structure in Minecraft, and this non-playable character that you YOURSELF had created with your own TWO HANDS has destroyed it, quite literally, overnight!

Wouldn’t that make you so angry, so totally furious that you decide to talk about this situation online with other likeminded folks who also play Minecraft?

What I find here, Your Honor, is a case of unfortunate coincidence. A coincidence, that if WRONGLY prosecuted, will set a precedent that anyone who plays Minecraft could go to jail! Do you know how many people play Minecraft? Not just adults, like my client here, but also children! Think of the children, Your Honor!

Do you want them waking up every day, scared to death of playing Minecraft because they think that they will go to jail?! Is this the kind of world that we would want to live in?

>>510320539
He's a balding jew anon, there's no life left down there

Is this the guy who was caught with CSAM on his personal computer? That he got from work?

>>510320201 (OP)
what ethnicity is this

>>510320201 (OP)
He is def a pedofile with that mustache

>>510320729
I remember an anon leaking that yeah

>>510320732
semite

>>510320732
The archetypical smug look of a shabbos goy who gladly does the bidding of inbred midddle eastern tribes

>>510320201 (OP)
Based chitwood

....

>>510320201 (OP)
Mike is based! And we are behaving in here, don't we anons?

>>510320884
>goy
swing and a miss

Good evening Sheriff sir. Yes sir minding ourn manners sir, no sir not causing a ruckus sir. Have a good evening sir thank you sir.

There is a dude that works in my building that looks exactly as Mr. Sheriff Chitwood with a slightly different spelling with the same pronunciation. He denies relations but is an honor to work alongside Mr. Sheriff Chitwood's blood relative.

>>510321850
hes a Christian...

>>510320201 (OP)
This faggot is a child rapist.

>>510322027
You are high as kite

>>510320201 (OP)
Hey Chitwood will you run unopposed next election too?

>>510320201 (OP)
>>510320539
>Cheriff Shitwood

>>510320201 (OP)

>>510322027
Isnthe elected from one of if not the most jewish areas outside of Palestine?

>>510320201 (OP)
This guy is an attention whore.
Imagine if we had random internet trolls who threatened us arrested and extradited to a specific state. Like the ones he flies into Florida from other states. You would need a city to house all the arrestees.

Bet any money he starts his own tv show in 5 years. This is just a promo for it.

>>510320539
he is a dumbo fucking kike, frankly

>>510320382
This one, chitwood

Come get me faggot
I’ll sue you and your department over targeted harassment, instigation, entrapment, law enforcement overreach , I’ll litigate you so fucking hard you have no clue
I know jewish palm beach attorneys and leading rabbis, the kinds that don’t like law enforcement and won’t drop cases. I personally know members of the county ethics board, ones I know for a fact don’t like YOU. I have deep connections to several former law enforcement officials in various PDs in Florida, again, who don’t like YOU.
I swear to god I’ll outjew you and your faggot department. Not a word of this post is an illegal action, go ahead, try it. I’ll bury you IN COURT.