What’s the most polite way of telling her to stop and I don’t give a shit?

>>510332002 (OP)
Hit her
Punch a titty

>>510332002 (OP)
when she pisses does she leave the door open?

>>510332002 (OP)
You tell her to her face that you're not a makeup expert and maybe she got the impression it was your fetish but here you are posting this on bc you dont have a wife

>>510332002 (OP)
That is such a non-issue holy fuck

>>510332166
How do I convince my own wife to do this?

There is no polite way
She will blame "the WAY you said it" because she doesn't like the content
On the other hand, clearly she doesn't care what you find interesting or likeable

>>510332002 (OP)
Your wife looks Indian.

>>510332002 (OP)
What does it even matter? She gets her attention without even having to interact with you. You can put the video into a file, just watch the odd one here and there to make her think you're actually watching and it's done. You now have a happy wife

Happy wife, happy life.

>>510332002 (OP)
Tell her she looks like a clown

>>510332289
Yeah you have to deal with this stuff as a husband. Last night my wife was reading about Sperm whales and Blue Whales right before bed. I was doing chess puzzles and she wouldn't stop talking about how loud they are, how they form circular formations around calf whales for protection, and how lone males will sometimes intervene and prevent attacks on females and children. Pretty cute but I was trying to do my nightly puzzle rush so it was annoying. She's also absolutely obsessed with 20,000 leagues under the sea by Jules Verne and we've watched every adaptation of it ever this year alone.
>the best one was the most recent one - Nadia the secret of the Blur water
I know all this stuff because my wife is obsessed with it. It's adorable.

>>510332002 (OP)
This is a 1pbtid slide thread and you are a faggot, but she's doing this for attention so just let her do it. You can be her only fan or else she will turn to only fans.

She’s trying to entice you into having sex with her. Go do it and stop being such a gay

>>510332002 (OP)
Fuck her mouth until you ragecum. Make sure you vocalize in a violent manner as you bust. After you pull out wipe it off with her hair then grab her by the throat and spit in her mouth, then release and slap her. Make sure to kiss her on the fivehead and tell her "good girl" before logging back on to pol.
She's never do that again.

>>510332420
This
>>510332289
Yes it is because of how cringy it is

>>510332504
>Last night my wife was reading about Sperm whales and Blue Whales right before bed. I was doing chess puzzles and she wouldn't stop talking about how loud they are, how they form circular formations around calf whales for protection, and how lone males will sometimes intervene and prevent attacks on females and children.
Based

>>510332420
I had that mobile phone

>>510332555
Wrong, it has nothing to do with sex. It can be while in working and she just send me a video of her doing makeup. I want to die. It’s so cringe

>>510332002 (OP)
Oh wow, just don't watch them. Problem solved. Except that you don't have a wife, so there was no problem to begin with.

>>510332326
she’s actually half Russian you retard KEEEK

>>510332743
Just tell her that you don’t know anything about doing makeup so you can’t comment on it and that you’re not interested either. But say if that’s her interest that you’re supportive of her.

>>510332973
It’s not that, she actually talks to me when she does her makeup. I wake up at 2 am to go to work and l at 8 AM she sends me like a good morning message then its like a 10 minute video of her doing makeup and having a one way conversation. Like talking about groceries or whatever

>>510332504
I haven't read the book, but my favorite adaptation is The Abyss, although the end would have been better if they nuked those deep sea niggers and sent them packing, but still a decent and faithful adaptation of the book.

>>510332743
Females survive and mate based on attention. Watch one video, go home and acknowledge her make up video, tell her it turned you on and fuck her. Keep in mind, however, this will make the hobby more intense for her and she will do more of it. The next thing you can do is acknowledge how something else she is doing is sexy and fuck her and she'll do more of that next.

When I went to college, I merely said how a girl who normally has her hair up looked nice with her hair down. She left the room and came back ten minutes later with her hair down and perfected.

Attention goes a long way.

>>510332002 (OP)
do cuckskins really

>>510333149
Attention is so gay. God I want to slap her

>>510332321
I don’t care that she doesn’t care but she cares that I don’t care

>>510333347
> Oh my god, my woman wants to look good for me and has a little hobby that keeps her happy and out of trouble
> I want to assault her

Get your priorities straight. You want a woman, right? Well, this is one of the things you will have to put up with when dealing with women.

If she's telling you a list of groceries, just tell her to text the list out so you don't forget something or if you miss the video at the time. Tell her her videos are cute but you need the list in writing.

>>510332156
She’s such a normie, I’ve developed so much hatred for this world

>>510333600
All women are normies in general, they behave in accordance to the desires of the people around them. The "woke/maga, etc." women are just following the path of the men and peers in their lives.

>>510333456
Just don't watch them . But the whore might pull a fast one and start fisting her loose gash in the videos and give you shit for not noticing .

>>510332002 (OP)
Start sending her videos of you putting her lipstick on your asshole.

>>510333116
Dann you mean to tell me there's another fucking version of this story that I somehow haven't seen yet? Holy shit. I like the story, but my wife is really into it. I don't really get what's so great about it. I mean sure I like it too, quite a lot. But seriously why does it have to have like 14 adaptations? I think I've seen 5 versions this year and I started to mix them up in my head. She'll be thrilled to learn of 'The Abyss' anon. I guess we should watch it while the others are still fresh in her head.
She said
>idk I like the concept of the story and captain Nemo is based because he wants to just be left alone and learn facts about the world
I'm telling you anon she is obsessed with 20,000 leagues. We even watched the Silent Version from like 1918 or something.
Having a probably autistic QT nerd wife who uses Linux is great but they never tell you this stuff. She also loves Hitler too, and got me a legit copy of Mein Kampf, lol.

>>510333850
Sounds like she likes sci-fi. Introduce her to Stargate. Start with the original movie and then go into the SG-1. Make sure to look up the chronology for Atlantis and the movies.

>>510333939
Oh yeah she loves Sci fi anon. But she hates when it's
>cynical, depressing and jewish
She likes TNG so I'm sure Stargate would actually be something she'd like. I got her to watch Lost and she really liked that once she realized it's Sci fi.
Thanks friend I'll genuinely check that out.

>>510332002 (OP)
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>>510332002 (OP)
Just start sending her videos of you doing some mundane shit she doesn't care about

>>510332321
>Danger Will Robinson

>>510333850
Sounds like a keeper to me. The 20k leagues obsession sounds annoying, but it could always be worse. At least she's into a classic novel and not capeshit, nog wars, or anime. I mean, I like anime, but I fucking hate anime fans like you wouldn't believe.

>>510334465
She will probably pretend to care and send me EVEN MORE VIDEOS

>>510332002 (OP)
She wants you to call her pretty and take her out on a date you stupid fuck

>>510334989
She’s prettier without makeup

>>510334989
And date? We are married? I hate eating out it’s so useless and I hate interacting with normies

>>510332002 (OP)
FAGGOT. STOP HUMBLE BRAGGING

>>510332002 (OP)
you retard, you wife adores you. If she didn't give a shit about the relationship she would not send you this shit. Dont fuck things up because you're annoyed by this minor inconvenience which she thinks is endearing.

t. married 20 years.

>>510334989
This mexiCAN fucks.

>>510335487
I definitely respect my elders but I think you’re a little shortsighted. When you were young life was going great and you didn’t have to stress about the stupid stuff zoomers have to stress about

My wife doesn't wear makeup and looks great. Doesn't own one piece of it and I don't think I've ever seen her wear any. She also has shorter hair she doesn't put product in but still takes 45 minutes to get ready so I don't know wtf is going on in there

>>510335742
Fingers herself

>>510332002 (OP)
Faggot thread

>>510332002 (OP)
Your wife has acne. DUMP HER NOW

OP is gay as fuck

>>510336536
How? How am I gay you fag

My gf talks about and worries about her hair non-stop. It’s absolutely insane. I just nod and let her vent about heat damage and bad blow outs. I also think she wants to have a threesome with her hot stylist.

>>510332647
Tell her she looks sexy as fuck and all the things you want to do to her. Problem solved.

>>510337140
>just lie

No, I told you, she looks wsyyyy better without makeup.

>>510332318
You need to replace the threshold which require removal of the door and a subsequent loss of the hinge pins which you can't find and don't have the time to replace.

Women are children that want your attention retard, if you stop giving her attention she will seek it out from other sources, imagine if she started posting her videos to social media because you didnt give her the attention she needs.

From there she starts to become dependent on that validation, she becomes mentally seperate from you. Now then you have some simps in her comments saying
>baby u so beautiful
>r u single
>go out with me sexy
She never entertains these comments, but she never blocks them either. She likes the validation but won't admit it. It only takes one bad argument to make her feel alone, then she actively seeks out someone that gives her that validation.

The fact you are here posting about this
and complaining tells me that you are a retard that doesn't have emotional intelligence. Give her positive affirmations but nudge her away from undesirable behaviour

You need to understand that for her, this is a daily routine necessary in order to start her day, she is on autopilot just organizing her mind, most women can only do that by talking aloud, or to a person, which is the reason why she records herself having a one way conversation with you and doesn't care about it, but cares that you care about it, because in her mind you not caring about this is the same as not caring about her entirely, which leads to women screaming "YOU DONT LOVE MEEEE" like an autist

Either be smart enough to train her, or put up with women's random bullshit like 99% of other guys if you want to have a lasting relationship.

You should be grateful I took the time to explain your own relationship to you, I am very busy browsing 4channel you see.

>>510332420
You’re the one shitting up the board posting clown girls